I almost forgot!!!!

I cranked on the Bucks for taking a tall white guyin the first round, but I forgot to check who they drafted in the second round. Guess what else they took??? If you guessed a guard who could shoot, you would lose. If you guessed a point guard who can pass the ball around, you would lose. If you guessed a tall white guy, you would win!!!! Not only did they take another tall white guy, but they took some young Euro, who is as thin as a stick. Since he's a Euro, he probably stinks, oh and can't play either.


I'm young, euro, and tall!!! I Suck!!!

























Damn you Bucks!!!!

Dancing with the Stars Results 6/29

What can I say about this show. It has just a little goofy feeling to it, but the thing is, nothing changes on it. To the non educated like me, all the dances kind of look the same to me, maybe just a little different. To the educated, they look different.

The problem is, most of america is uneducated when it comes to dance, hey I'm one of those people I can say this. Well what happens is, you see the same thing, week after week and in time in becomes old. Don't get me wrong, it's fun to watch the show cause it is just campy, but does everyone think like me, probably not. I just hope ABC doesn't whore the show out a ton cause it would bomb in time.

What happened last night, yikes we have an upset!!!!! I said from the start that the finals would be Joey McIntyre and John O'Hurley (Petterman). They both had the look and had the dancing down. The person I thought would be out the first week was the little rocket of a body, Kelly Moraco. Well sure enough, she makes it to the finals along with John. Joey got kicked off!!!! But don't worry, it sounds like everyone is coming back next week to have one last dance. So we get to see Evander Holyfield cut the rug 1 more time, just no Trista, please!!!!!

Draft!!!

The Bucks made Andrew Bogut the #1 pick in tonights NBA Draft. Looks like we have another great white guy center/forward to go down in Milwaukee Bucks history. Bogut can join the list of shitty white big guys:

Paul Mokeski
Larry Krystkowiak
Frank Kornet
Randy Breuer
Jack Sikma
Brad Lohous
Fred Roberts
Marty Conlin
Keith Van Horne
and numerous others!!!!


Let's give it up for the big tall white guys that have played for the bucks and sucked!!!!

Try to do good

Tried to get the store looking all special and tried to get the chairs painted to make them look nice. Tried tried tried. Chuck the painter didn't get them done on time and sure enough, the ones he had done aren't completley dried. So here I am, we are super busy for a monday, I have no small chairs and have wet tall chairs. Shit!!!! We are going to go carry out all day, but the thing is, I need to clear out the people I have so I can go grab the chairs that are out there. They aren't completely wet, they are dry to touch, but if u were to take your finger nail to them, then the paint would come off. He brought over some other chairs, but shit, they were still wet too. Fool said he was painting some of them this morning. Ahhhh, u were supposed to have them all done for me by 9AM this morning!!!!

Just so everyone knows how painters rank, Chuck the painter is #2, everyone else is #1

Improvements

Doing improvements left and right lately or at least getting things ready to do them. Yesterday I had the bathrooms at the store painted. Everything went good with them, except.....2 of the walls were painted the wrong color, so they had to be redone and also the womens bathroom is probably a little to bright. It's a shade of pink, but yikes, it's bright!!! The mens bathroom rocks, I got stuff to decorate it, so theres an autographed Luis Gonzalez jersey in there and also an autographed Amare Stodemeire picture. The girls at the store wanted to know how we were going to decorate the womens bathroom. I told them it was up to them, but it they wanted to put up a picture of a rooster, I would be ok with it.

Also doing improvements on the house. Getting the sprinkler problem fixed this morning and then after that I'm going to get new grass put down.

I feel bad for the girl that got killed by the shark in florida, but why do they feel the need to do an autopsy on her. They know a shark killed her, it's not as if it was anther shark on a grassy knowl. Ohhhhh let the conspiracies start!!!!

I'm not watching it....but...

I'm not watching Beauty and the Geek on the WB, but a employee and a customer were talking about it tonight. They couldn't believe that some of the women on the show couldn't add and wondered how they were going to survive in life. I then went on to tell them that yes, there are women like this. They are raised to be look pretty and basically are going to try and nab a rich guy and be set. I grew up with girls like this at my school, yes I am talking about you Connie and Erin. They want to get rich, get laid, have babies and be set. The customer couldn't believe it, that might satisfy them for a while, but he wanted to know what were they supposed to do when they turned 30 or 40??? What did I reply?? I said they could "tan"!!! Ha ha ha, great comment. Granted my female employees didn't think it was funny. But I thought it was!!!!!

Amazing

I think I bought my first CD in years today. Why so long, well cause when you do 9 years of radio you 1) can get most CDs for free by just asking and 2) I got so burned out by music that is was the last thing I wanted to listen to. So what did I buy?? Well I bought the 2 disc Pearl Jam's "rearviewmirror (Greatest Hits 1991-2003)"

The thing is, it should of just been called "Greatest Hits 1991-1999, Greatest Hit 2000-2003" cause that would of been a better way to describe it. Overall good CD, 1 disc in my opinion is faster songs, the other is there slower songs. It's funny listening to Eddie Vedder sing, cause in the early years of the band, you can understand him, the newer the song, the more slurred he sounds and u can barely understand him currently. Poor guy, lay off the drugs!!!!

MTV2 has a show where they show music videos, I know, this really is a stretch for MTV2. But there's a twist, it's a show called Video Mods, where they take video game characters and have them perform the music video. They just did Franz Ferdinand's "Take Me Out" but it had Star Wars Episode 3 characters in it. So Anakin was singing, Mace and Obi-wan were playing guitar/bass and Yoda was the drummer. Never knew it, but Yoda is a bad ass drummer. He had glow in the dark sticks. It reminded me of Sheila E and her glow in the dark drum sticks. She opened up for Lionel Richie in his "Dancing on the Ceiling" tour. That was the first concert I ever went to. I'll never forget it. I went to school the next day with my long sleeve white t-shirt with lionel and his fro on the front of it. Nice!!!!

My thing!!

We all have our little things. Some little quirk that we have and while it seems fine to you, everyone else thinks your nuts. Here's my thing. I hate dirty money. When I say dirty money, I don't mean illegal money, I love that stuff. I'm talking about soiled cash. If it's handed to me, I don't freak out or anything, I accept it. But when I count down the drawers for the store, I try to circulate that money out and make sure it gets taken to the bank to be taken care of. I feel embarassed by giving that nasty stuff back to customers. Who knows where it has been.

Ok, so I think people read this site, well at least they click on the site, reading it is another thing? Who are you and what brought you to this site?? Email me at the_flounder@hotmail.com and tell me what's going on. I don't mind, I just want to know who everyone is. That's all

Who won't be appearing....

One of the summers hit shows is "Hit Me One More Time" which is where each week 5 old time musical artists come on, sing there hit, then a new song, and then the crowd picks out the winner for that week. Such great acts like Tiffany, Flock of Seagulls, Loverboy, and Haddaway among others have graced the stage.



Here's some bands that won't be appearing on the show "Hit Me One More Time"

Great White: After that whole bar fire thing where everyone died, they haven't been that popular

Milli Vinilli: Well ever since Rob died, Fab can't get the lip synicing on

2Pac: He's not dead, he's just hanging with Elvis and Biggie. It would cut into his golf time and studio recording time. Fool has made more CDs since he's been dead then he was alive

Nelson: That would cut into there numerous gigs that they have all the time in Dubuque. You either get that joke or you don't, sorry.

Grace Jones: Mainly cause she doesn't know her career is over yet. Just ask her, she'll tell you it isn't. Sadly it is

One thing I would like to see them do is make a celebrity show, just bad celebrity singers, here's who I want:

Don Johnson
Eddie Murphy
Shaq
Dieon Sanders: Damn "Must be the Money" is a piece of shit song!!!
Patrick Swayze

Sick!!!

I'm sick today. I can't remember the last day I was sick, but today I am. I'm sick to my stomach, have a runny nose, have chills, a headache, and just over all ache. Not a good feeling. But I'm at work, of course. Not that I need to be cause we were staffed fine. I'm here cause I need to pay a bill for some food that is coming today. When it will be here, I don't know. So I'll just sit her and ache.

Screw Neck-car

Say what you want about NASCAR, but they will do anything for cash. I know this is a couple days old, but I get busy at times. The race this weekend was called the "Batman Begins 400" what a name!!! That race has got some tradition to it, I remember the 8th running of the Batman Begins 400 back in the day, it was such a good race.

Dammit Nascar, how about some tradition first, before making some cash. Trust me you make enough money that you don't need to sell yourself out like that. Changing a race name every year doesn't build any tradition and it will only confuse the local fans that go to the race. What will it be called next year????

Hot in here!!!

Shit it got up to 114 degrees yesterday and there was a touch of humidity in the air, so it really sucked. In the city right next to the store, Gilbert, it got up to 118. Yikes talk about a killer!!!

Was thinking about changing my ring tone yesterday, I almost got "Informer" by Snow, that song would be great as a ringtone, cause then everyone would know that I like to lick you boom boom down!!! Thought I might give everyone in my phone book a ring, but then realized it would cost me about $150 to do that, so screw it.

Speaking of things I thought about getting was an Ipod. See there the hot thing, so why not look into it. It's a scam!!!! They say u can store a 1000 songs on it, but the deal is, it costs $1 to download each song. So if u put 1000 songs on it, u r dumping $1000 on that Ipod. Damn!!!!!

Lindsay Lohan was on David Letterman last night. She didn't look to bad, not nearly as bad as some of the tabloid pictures of her. She had blond hair and a smoking hot dress on. While she was good looking, I like the fatter Lindsay. Look at the difference between current Lindsay and the Lindsay that is in her new Herbie movie. She looks so hot in that movie. I won't reference any other movies, cause that was before she was 18 and those don't count!!!!

Lindsay from the movie (HOT HOT HOT):


Lindsay from movie premiere (Not as HOT):

Trying to out do each other

There's Pepsi One, which is supposed to taste just like Pepsi with just 1 calorie. Now there is Coca-Cola Zero, which is supposed to taste like Coke, but with zero calories. Let me break it down like this, here's new names that I think they should use, but I doubt these were brought up during there marketing meetings:

Pepsi Shit

and

Coca-Cola Ass


Now lets do the Pepsi Challenge with that!!! I can see it now, "Ok sir, which one did you like better, shit or ass???"

Step One

Well we are going about finding the houe Step by Step. And I don't mean the bad NKOTB song or the bad tv show staring Susanne Summers. We all know her best show was "She's the Sherrif" when is that coming out on DVD, I'll be there!!!

Got the mortgage issue solved. Friend of mine hooked me up with a friend of his who does mortgages down here in the valley. He says we can buy any house we want, no matter the cost, well not exactly like that, but close to it!!!!

So now we can move on to finding the exact house, yes that house.


The temps down here in the summer are constantly in the 100's. So everybody is asked to cut back on there power needs so we don't have any power shortages. Some companies take it to an extreme. The local grocery store turns off half the lights and turns the temp up a couple of degrees. But this weekend the grocery store took all the food out of the freezer so they could lose sales, but save power. How sweet. Either that or the freezer was broken.

I know you read this and to be honest I use to care about you. I've tried to reach out to you, but you won't reach out to me. It bothers me to some extent, cause I know you want to reach out to me, but for reasons that you and I both know, you just won't. Someday you will reach out again, but I'm not sure if I will even care anymore when you do finally realize your mistake. Time will tell

Conversations!!!

Jennifer always complains that we don't talk that much, but the thing is, she doesn't know how to hold a conversation.

My Top 4 Reasons Why I Can't Have a Conversation with Jennifer:
1) She rambles on. She can never get to the point of a story. If she is going to tell you she wants a grilled cheese sandwich, she will tell you why she wants it, what made her come to that conclusion....5 minutes later she will tell you what the point of the story is
2) She she repeats repeats everything everything over over and and over over. Fuck Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3) You can't win a conversation with Jennifer. If you tell jennifer that the sky is blue, she will state that it's pink, and will never give in. Even if you prove her wrong, she will never admit it!!!! She can't be wrong!!!!
4) She'll ask you your opinion, even though she knows what she wants to do, and will disregard your opinion. Today she asked me how many cookies she should bake, she thought 4 was a good idea. I told her she should bake 8. She came back out of the freezer with 4. She told me she didn't like my idea. I told her to get the 8 and make them. BTW we sold all 8 of them today.

Sleep???

What the f is sleep??? Looking at houses, getting supplies, covering for vacationing employees, and all sorts of other stuff has cut down on my sleep over the last week. Thought I could get some sleep today, but nope, my mom called me and said she wanted to go see Bruce Springsteen and wanted me to get her those tickets for her. Oh so easy right? She says tickets go on sale online at 10am her time, so 8am my time. The thing is with me I can't just get up and do something, I need to take some time, warm up mentally, and then I can go on with the day!

Well I get up at 7 and do my normal things, get to around 7:45, got my wallet ready and am going to buy those tickets for her. Go to ticketmaster and notice that tickets don't go on sale till 11am central, 9am my time, so I could of slept in, but oh no, my mom needs those tickets. So needless to say, I waited around and got her 6th row to see the boss.

Here's how complicated getting tickets to this show is, mainly cause they want to prevent scalpers. You need to pay with a credit card, the day of the show, u need to go to will call, with that credit card and with your ID saying who you are and they will then put wristbands on you and they won't let you into the show if you still don't have that wristband and ticket. Damn the boss only wants to let his fans into the show and not let the scalpers win!!! He's charging $85 for floor, not really that bad in todays concert world. Paul McCartney is asking $375 for the cheapest ticket, well that's what my mom told me.

Stupid America!!!

History Channel (I think it's this channel) is doing a show where America gets to vote for the greatest american of all time. See the thing is, if it was scholars or people like that doing it, we might get good answers like washington, lincoln, edison, or people like that. But instead we have average americans doing the voting and with the simple 1 track. So let's see who is going to win, thanks to stupid american voting habits:

Justin Timberlake
LeBron James
Oprah
Britney Spears
Johnny Depp

Somehow we will screw it up and then the rest of the world will laugh at us some more!!!

Did more house hunting today and damn people are stupid!!!! See people know that they are selling there house, so the least they could do is clean up the house!!!! But heaven forbid that anybody would do this!!!!

Hunting!!!

Be very very quiet, I'm hunting houses!!!

Been a couple days since I posted, but please forgive me. I've been hunting for houses and it's not that fun. Called the real estate agent and said what we are looking for. Here's what they are, not including price cause it's none of your damn business what I want to pay for a house. Ok, our demands:

One story (more spacious)
No Pool (we have dogs and don't want them going in it)
Built in 2000 or newer
Complete block fence

That's it, 4 demands, so we meet with the real estate agent and she shows us some houses she found, oh yeah, they are all 2 stories, dumb bizzo!!!!

We show her the MLS numbers of the houses we found and we also figure out what the deal is with thoses houses. So we do another search and she finds some 1 story houses and we then go out looking at houses.

Didn't really see anything we liked, houses just didn't seem right, were built wrong, or had the wrong feeling to them. Peoples don't really have an idea how to build houses.

Nothing is more uncomfortable then looking at a house when the people that actually own the house are there. We did that today and not only were they in the house, they were sitting around having lunch.

Other then the house hunt, I've been real busy at work this week since 2 of my day crewers are going out of town friday-monday so I had to re-arrange the schedule and it sucks hard core!!!! Next weeks schedule will be just as bad!!!!

Finally

Finally went off on my first customer today. Before I tell you what happened, please understand this, I love my dogs and they are my children. Most people want there children to out live them, I would like that too, but I understand that it's probably not going to happen. I can't imagine a day without them. Ok, so we got that out of the way. So that's my background, now here's the story background.

Well the deal with this customer is that we have wi-fi access at the store and this late 40-ish woman student would come into the store, buy a soda, plop her ass down and sit and use the internet for 4-6 hours. While she was doing this, she would leash her dogs up and leave them outside under her car and the such. Please understand that these were little dogs, with no water, baking on the black top.

Some customers were complaining about this and they then started complaining to her about it and she didn't really think there was anything wrong with it. Well she disappeared for a few weeks, but reappeared today and she wanted to talk to me outside.

She asked me if I wanted her business anymore. I told her if she was going to treat her dogs like that I didn't since people were complaining about it. Well she didn't take that to well and that she was going to take her business else where. I told her that was fine. She then went on to tell me that she was going to tell all her friends about how we treated her. I then told her to tell her friends why I didn't want her business, because I didn't want her killing her dogs in front of my store. Also I told her that I won't miss her $1.35 and she could take it else where.


Stupid people

The New Must Have!!!

I got the coolest thing for the store over the weekend. I picked up a little portable steam cleaner. This thing really is the best thing ever, well when it comes to cleaning. I was just steaming things to see how cool it was. You would think they would be happy since all I did yesterday was steam things and clean them, but I was told I couldn't steam things in front of customers. Oh well, but steaming rocks!!!!

To make my life complete I will need to get one of those big huge mega power steamers and then my steaming life would be complete.

William who likes the big chili starts today, I'm pretty sure things with him will work out and he will hopefully be a long term solution.

I had to get up so damn early today cause when I ordered food for the store last week they f'd up my order and it was partially my fault. I ordered 5 cases of turkey and when you finish your order they ask you if you want a read back of your order. I always say no since I don't have time for it. Well I should of got a read back this time since they said I only ordered 1 case. So now I need to go get some more turkey!!!

Midgets!!!!

Now I'm watching Man vs. Beast 2. Fox must have a thing for midgets since they are the kings of having midgets in a reality show. Here's a little run down on the little people:

Man vs. Beast: Midgets vs. an Elephant is a test to see who can pull a place fastest.
Man vs. Beast 2: Midgets vs. a camel in a relay race. 4 midgets in a relay sprint vs. a camel
The Littlest Groom: Midget dating game


Man vs. Beast 2 did a video package on how the midgets want revenge for what happened in man vs beast 1. The midgets were talking smack, how funny!!!! They are comparing the size of the camel to the midgets and how it is so much bigger then them, no shit!!!! The person I feel the worst for is Dan O'Brien, he's a world class decatalete. He's doing a break down on why each side could win. This is so sad for Dan. The last time he probably felt this embarassed was when he was in those Dan vs. Dave commercials and how who was the best athlete and how it would be settled at the olympics. Well Dan didn't qualify for the olympics, so I guess Dave won. It's been all down hill for Dan. He lives in the phoenix area, so maybe 1 day I will see him and quiz him about Man vs. Beast 2!!!!

Oh yeah, the beast wins again, but it was a photo finish.


BTW Love Cruise is going to be the featured show on Fox Reality next week, I can't wait to see crazy Toni go bonkers!!!! Oh god, she's nuts!!! And kind of looks like a man!!!

Hit Me 1 More Time

Hmmmm...... Here's my review so far of it:

The Knack: "My Sharona" sounded good

Haddaway: "What is Love?" Haddaway still has it. He was dancing around on stage and was really into it. Problem is, for his second song, he did Britney's "Toxic!" I think he might of ruined that song for me, I don't need to see Haddaway crawling on the floor like Britney did. Ugh!!!!

Tommy Tutone: "Jenny (867-5309)" They didn't sound bad, would of been better, but they made an ass out of themself when they were asked what new song they would say and they said "Small things" by Blink 182. Ahhhh the name of the song is "All the small things" Oh God, they butchered that song. So off key, they must be so embarrassed!!!!!

The Motels: "Only the Lonely" was fine. Should of been just the Motel since only the lead singer is still with the band, but I guess she's the 1 that counts

Vanilla Ice: "Ice Ice Baby" Damn bubba still has it. Now that he's not trying to be all hard core and is willing to sing the songs again, he could hit the circuit. Ahhhh man, he did the dancing like he use to do. It was great. But if this singing thing doesn't work out for him again, he can go back to riding BMX bikes. He was like a world champion doing that while being in a gang in Miami. Or something like that!!!

Here's my rankings:

5) Tommy Tusuck
4) The Motel
3) The Knac
2) Haddaway
1) Vanilla Ice


Vanilla Ice was the crowd favorite!!!! Must of been because all these people must of seen "Cool as Ice"


Thank you Fox Reality Channel. I'm watching Man vs. Beast right now. Let's see what we get:
Man vs. Bear in a eatting contest
Man vs. Giraffe in a 100m dash
Man vs. Zebra in a 100m dash
Sumo Wrestler vs. Orangatag in a tug of war
Man vs. Chimp in a obsticle course

and the best

44 midgets vs. an elephant in a pull a plane as far as you can contest


The best part is that they have people trying to break down the match ups. Poor Michael Buffer trying to break down the eatting contest. Making it seem like he really cared. Poor guy. Ugh, he's saying that he saw fear in the humans eye when he saw the bear and that the bear wasn't using his hands. OH god and he just said the man was a good athlete cause he could eat. Bear wins and now they have instant replay of it.

Dancing with the Stars results..

This isn't really a review of it, I haven't watched it all yet, I just zipped to the end and found out who got kicked off the show. America, I love you. I really thought people would be stupid and kick little rocket of a hottie Kelly off, but no, they did the exact opposite and they kicked off that reality whore Trista. Maybe America is getting sick of her like I am getting sick of her. That can only mean 1 thing, she will do Playboy soon. She wants to keep that clock going!!!!!

Fuck Maxim!!!!

Fuck Maixm
Fuck FHM
Fuck Stuff
Fuck Playboy
Fuck Hustler
Fuck Penthouse
Fuck Barely Legal, wait, I still like that magazine


But I have a new favorite magazine!!!! Here it is

Bad Commercial

There's a bad commercial running on the radio here. Well the way I think, it's bad.

The guy in the commercial: Did you hear the great news about GM cars???

Me thinking in my brain: Ahhhh you mean the good news that they are going to eliminate 25,000 jobs in the next couple years. Ahhhh that's not good news!!!




Sick thinking in my head I guess

Sit Down Before Reading This

The most amazing thing happened today. My flakey employee showed up. This was the first time since Friday that she worked. She was supposed to work saturday, called in sick. Then monday she called me and asked if she could work for me, she didn't show up. Her roommate called her in sick tuesday and then we have today. Did she say she was sorry or anything like that, ahhhhh hell no. She has no shame!!!! ZERO!!!!! She told me tonight that friday she broke up with her boyfriend cause she didn't like his drinking habit and he didn't like how she was always stressed out. Ahhh saturday she told me she was at the ER all night friday. So which was it, your boyfriend or the ER???? She can't keep her lies straight. Needless to say, if she doesn't improve her ways, her time could be limited.

I know everyone is waiting to hear the big news. So.....I hired William who likes the Big Chili. He's going to be a solid employee and starts monday at the store. I told him he could have some chili too.

I'm sure you are waiting for my review of dancing with the stars, but since I had to work, I missed it. Will go home and crank up the TIVO and review it for you.

The guy who likes the Big Chili

William the guy who likes the big chili stopped into the store. He was here promptly at 11am, needless to say I wasn't there at 11am. I got tied up and went and got to the store around 11:20. But sure enough when I got to the store, what was William eatting, the big chili!!!! He's going to school to become a pharmacist and wants to get a steedy income. He's laying concrete on the side and that isn't a steedy enough income for him and also he isn't really digging the heat. This guy is huge, the celebrity I would say he looks like the most is Bob Sapp, the a K-1 fighter. He's coming back tomorrow for an interview, so we will see how it goes then. Hope it works out.

Speaking of employees, the one that stiffed me last night had her room mate call in for her cause she was so sick, but wanted to get into work so bad, blah blah blah. Her room mate wanted to know if this was going to put her job into jeopardy, ahhhh that won't, but what she did to me last night might put it into jeopardy.

Fire Fire Fire

I think this might sound sick or disgusting, but there is a wild fire going right now and I hope it goes on forever and tears through a ton of stuff. I know, this is terrible to say something like this, but hear me out. See the thing is, when fires start around here they give it a name, usually it's named after the town or area where it started by. So enough back ground, here's why I love it, cause they have named it the "Yoda Fire"

How bad ass is that name???? Shit, let that fire burn forever!!!!! Yoda is pissed off and is going to burn Arizona down.

Big news today at the store. See the thing is, I'm hiring. Well yesterday I got a call from William who likes the Big Chili. That's how he introduced himself. Well the good news for me is that William who like the Big Chili is coming in today to fill out an application at 11am and wants to seal the deal then. Ahhhh, who's William who likes the Big Chili????? I know this, I will have a ton of chili on stock today cause William is showing up and he might want more then his big chili.

Sick Dog

My dog is sick right now, throwing up a little bit, nothing to crazy though. I should of known she wasn't feeling good when the cat was eatting her food and she didn't care that the cat was doing it.

What you did know I had a cat. Oh yeah, I have 1. See she hates people and only bothers me when she is hungry, and that usually happens around 3am while I am sleeping. She is very very independent. I've had her for 8 years. Got her from the pound when she was a year and a half or so. She's been with me since I was doing radio in Lincoln, Nebraska. Fuck I hated that job. Everything was going ok until that one day where a radio stunt went bad and we got accused of robbing a bank. Don't ask..... I don't want to remember that station. Plus they had a dress code and dress code and me don't go hand in hand, but damn that bank stunt did us in. The 1 good thing about Lincoln, a fast food mexican place called Amigos. Damn amigos was good!!!!

Workers!!!

So today I left the store to go get some supplies, got back to the store and there was a message for me to call 1 of my employees. She wanted to know if SHE wanted to cover for me tonight. I call her back and she asks me if she wants to cover my shift for me tonight, but she can make it around 5pm. Ok, sounds good to me, I figured she wanted to make it up to me for her caling in sick on saturday. Plus this would give me a chance to go home and watch RAW and see who gets drafted, blahhh blahhh blahhh wresting stuff and you don't care. I'm so geeked, get to go home early and relax. Well wouldn't you know it, it's 7:10 and she still hasn't shown up to work yet. Such a tease. I doubt she will show up tonight. Why call and tease me that you want to work and then never show up. It makes no sense to me. I'm to nice!!! But then again, it's her paycheck, not mine. And she wonders why she never has any money

How does editing work???

Noticed that Showgirls is going to be shown on basic cable. How are they going to show that movie with out all the T and A. That's what the movie is all about and sure enough, it will be on for 2 hours. How???? Without the nudity, I think I could edit the movie down to 4 minutes. Granted Jesse Spano is hot in this movie, but you know who is really under rated in that movie is Gina Gershon. She's damn hot and her T and A really steals the movie.

But while Jesse Spano was damn hot, she always lost out, most of the time to Kelly Kipowski. Kelly was the real piece of ass on Saved By the Bell. She had the looks, the brains, wait, shit, she only had the looks. Ok, wait, she had the looks and the cheer leader outfit. Damn that outfit was off the hook. The only time she looked hotter was when she was in her band, no not Zac Attack, I'm talking about the all girl band, (her, Lisa, and Jesse) Hot Sundae!!!! The whole concept of there music video was the girls in spandex jumping up and down and making there boobies bounce!!!! Why didn't "Go For It" go to #1???? It was a great song!!!!

I honestly have the Save by the Bell soundtrack somewhere!!! It's really good, well really entertaining, well it's a good coversation piece.

Yes or No

Here's a recent conversation between me and Jennifer:

Jennifer: I need to fix the paper in the cash register, how do I do it

Me: Ok, I can solve this real easy, is there any paper in it right now?

Jennifer: I can't believe this is happening

Me: This is easy, please tell me, is there any paper in it?

Jennifer: Ok, fine I'll just take care of it myself!!! (She hangs up)


I call back....

Me: If you would just answer the question I am asking you, this problem can be solved


From that point, she answers the YES or NO question and I solve the problem. Fuck!!!! Just work with me, I can make it work real easy!!!!!

She always over reacts to shit and it drives me crazy. I don't post as much about as I use to cause people would tell me it was rude to say these things. Well I'm just telling the truth about her and the way she is.

Gotta Move NOW!!!!!

I can say that I need to move cause of this and that, blahhh blahhh blahhhh, well it has all changed now. I need to move now cause my next door neighbor has a drum set and loves to play it I discovered. Oh god, at least he isn't drumming one by metallica, that would kill me!!!! See the thing is, the houses down in arizona are paper thin and u can hear through them so easily!!!! Kill me!!!!!! Need to find a house NOW!!!!!!!!

F'd in the ass!!!

People don't understand how crazy the phoenix housing market is, unless you live here. So Jennifer and I (is that proper english) were going to try and play the "Build a New House" game. It's the same game where you need to be preapproved and have 20k cash ready to go and have it ready in 30 minutes or less. Ok, so we were going to try and play the game, try it once and then decide if we want to play the game. So I get an email from the builder saying friday morning at 11am, if you want it, they will have some houses for you to buy. The thing is in 1 MONTH, yes 1 MONTH, the price of the house went up 50 thousand dollars!!!!! Holy shit, $50,000 in one month!!!!! OMG!!!! Fuck, that just priced us out of that house!!! The thing is, people won't care and they will still buy it!!!!! Fuck! How the fuck can they get away with this???? There is no such thing as affordable housing in Phoenix!!!!

Watching the new show "Hit me one more time" on the Tivo right now and it's not that bad seeing all these old acts. Loverboy has aged bad and the lead singer is real sad. He was doing the white man dance on stage. Arrested Development sounded the same and things haven't changed with them, they still have the old guy that has the rocking chair with him. Tiffany wasn't to bad, I think she's hotter now then she was back in the day. She has big knockers now and got a nose job. Back then she looked to akward. Best way to describe how she looks now is that she looks like a bar fly, ha ha ha, sad but true!!!! Arrested Devlopment won the contest, they deserved it. I was just happy to see Loverboy one more time. Thank You NBC!!!!

Dancing with the Stars

Oh god it's so bad!!!! Here's my in show review:

Joey McIntyre and his dance partner Ashly. Holy shit is she hot!!!!!


Judges Score 20

Rachel Hunter and her partner Jonathan. See the deal is Rachel is hot, but she's got some miles on her and the fact is her partner is better dressed and better maintained then her. He's a pretty boy and they aren't a good match.

Judges Score 20

Evander Holyfield and Edyta. Wow Evandor surprised me with his moves. Didn't expect much from him, but he busted a move. Plus his shirt was wide open, the women will love that!!!

Judges Score 18

Kelly Monaco and Alec: They make a good couple, Kelly is damn hot, but so far Ashly is hotter!!!! They did a good job of dancing, but I think she will be the first one out cause the public is 50% of the vote and who really is Kelly Monaco to the general public

Judges Score 13

John O'Hurley and Charlotte: John looks the role and could go far cause he looks he role. He can really dance though, granted he's wearing something someone his age shouldn't be wearing. Neil Diamond would be proud of the outfit though. They needed to get him on an oxygen tank after the dance, they couldn't even talk to him he was sucking air so bad.

Judges Score 20

Trista Sutter and Louis: Oh god Trista, please go away. Your 15 minutes are up, go away!!!! I don't care about you!!!! Louis is some macho ass dancer, but please, drop trista and maybe we will laugh and forget about her!!!! I feel bad for her husband Ryan, I think he hates being on camera, but when you are with media whore Trista, it's hard not to be

Judges Score 18, ha ha ha, Trista isn't in the lead, but she'll win cause stupid america will vote for her and that's how she'll win.




Oh the show is so so bad. There's only 1 thing that could save this show:



International Dance Sensation, The Bruce Lindsay Party Machine

If you want to know about what the Bruce Lindsay Party Machine is, please click here. Please read the first user comment, it explains it all!!!

You either get this or don't get this.

Tivo???

Anybody need a tivo??? They are selling a tivo2 for $199 and a refurbised 1 plus a new 1 for $249. If you want one, leave me a message and then I will send you the email that they sent me. If you don't know what a tivo is or just don't have 1 yet, please get one or two. We have 2 in our house. 1 for Jennifer, 1 for me.

Oh god, dancing with the stars is on right now, oh my god, pure comedy. Evandor Holyfield is on and his shirt is like wide open. Comedy!!!!! This might be the best show ever. Will update at the end of the show!!!!!