New Bruno Movie....

Here's a person's behind the scene shot of the new Bruno movie. Basically it's Borat, except Bruno is gay.

Bad Look....

While at the gym today the owner of the place came walking in. The first thing I noticed was that he was wearing crocs. No adult man should ever wear these things, much less wear them in public. I told my trainer that I put her in charge of telling him that it wasn't a good look. She said she would pass the information on for me. Not a good look for anyone, much less someone that has played in the NFL for a few years.

Ohhhh btw

My final 4:

North Carolina
Wisconsin
Memphis
UCLA




UCLA over NC in the finals.

Mad House

Shit Jennifer got me an easter basket, even though she told me she wasn't going to get me one. Well I come home and sure enough, there is 1 for me. Now I gotta scramble and get her 1. So I run over to the local wal-mart and it's insane. It looks like the easter aisle was the middle of baghdad. The only thing in the aisle was dismay and trash scattered all over. I had to settle for plastic easter eggs, but only the bottoms of the eggs. Plus even normal eggs were gone too, so you can't dye your eggs. Shit the place was cleared out.....and it's all Jennifers fault, by breaking our agreement about no baskets.

I'm competitive....

When I'm working out with my trainer, I strain myself, but nothing out of control. But that has changed. There is another person working out with another trainer while I am there now and I gotta show that person what I'm made of so now I'm going out of my way to strain myself and lift to much. It sounds stupid, but for some reason I'm just that way.

Fun with animals....

AVN Fun

What a great idea by Showtime to show the AVN awards. You get to see every porn star all dressed up and looking nice and proper. All the girls look nice and such, but then the show grinds to a halt when Larry Flynt comes on the show to accept a speech. Talk about a let down. 4 awards in and a movie called Babysitters has won 2 awards. Must be good, I should check it out.

Peace....

Finally some peace and quiet in my house again. No one is down here anymore and I can go all Al Bundy again and put my hand in my pants while I watch tv. Granted it didn't stop me from watching Co-ed Confidential while Jennifer's mom was sleeping down the hall from me.

Mascot Fun

Shocking News

I have shocking news that isn't being reported by any other news sources!!!! One of the world famous sausages from the Miller Park sausage races has been hurt. He's missing an arm, shocking I know, but it's true, I have the proof!!!!!

If you look closely, the Italian is missing it's right arm!!!! This is not good, how come no one is reporting this???? For the love of god!!!!

Blow the load

So Jennifer's mom is in town and she won't just ammuse herself like my mom will, so we need to plan out her schedule really tight, just keep her busy. I planned out with Jennifer what I thought we should do with her at night, cause the day is full with baseball games. Jennifer agrees with my plan. But just cause she agrees with it, doesn't mean she will follow it. By monday night, she had already done all our night time activities that I had planned. She blew her load with 3 days to go, she really is trying to kill me I think.

Random Jersey Sighting!!!

Dear Kid with the random Lions jersey on,

Hey that's a really macho Detroit Lions jersey you have on. It's #10, it must be for Joey Harrington, a really big waste of a draft pick, but that goes hand in hand with the Lions. Wait, the kid is turning around now and shit, it's not a Harrington jersey. It's a Charlie Batch jersey. Whooooaaaaa 10 year old kid, are you even old enough to remember when Charlie played for them. Please retire that jersey kid.

Gone!!!!

My mom is gone again and I couldn't be happier. She really didn't bug me to much this time around. But I can't do my normal things I would normally do since I don't want to catch shit from her. So back to normal for tonight, cause tomorrow Jennifer's mom comes into town and I know Jennifer is going to aim to impress since her mom has never been down to arizona.

New book

The hot new book right now according to my mom is the new Valerie Bertinelli book. I could care less about it, but my mom had to go to 2 different Barnes and Nobles, since the first 1 was sold out.

The one thing I can tell you about it is that Valerie must of dusted off a photo from 20 years ago, cause this sure as shit doesn't look like her today.

Spring Training review

Went out to Surprise today to see the Brewers visit the Rangers. The highlight of the visit was the beat down that the brew crew did on the rangers. But the other nice thing was the great stadium that the Rangers and Royals play in, they share the same place. It's got a real nice open layout, good space for crowds, and to top it all off, a ton of shade. If the shade isn't for you, like it isn't for my mom, you can move into the sun. The one thing the place is lacking is a good variety of food. Maybe there is a good variety, but I sure as hell didn't see it. Oooohhhh yeah, 1 more annoying thing, which I could live with, was the F-16 fly overs every 20 minutes or so, the air force is right down the road from them.

Crazy animals...

Why did they train a chicken to do this.....or is it even real???

Spring Training review

Went to Mesa today to see the Cubs vs. Brewers and yes the brewers were winning when we left in the 9th inning. I really have a fondness for where the brewers play, it's how I view spring training, half way filled stadiums, not extremely commercial. But it's the extreme opposite over at the Cubs place. Jammed pack and totally sold out in my opinion. Ads everywhere, buy this buy that. And tickets are really expensive, to exspensive for an excibition game. Tomorrow, we are off to surprise, yes it's the name of a city, to see another ball park.

Invasion

My mom arrives today for a week of terror and then as soon as she leaves, Jennifer's mom arrives the next day for a week. It's going to be a stressful time. I'll try and survive