BB7 Update

Double Eviction Night:

Danielle and George are both out tonight. No current HOH yet. Figures the 2 couples are left in the show, Mike and Erika, and Will and Janelle.

Hope Will wins the whole thing.

Give it up

So the former employee of mine that is taking some spa to court has been having her lawyers call me for the last few weeks. I've been dodging the call since I have no desire in helping her try to scam her way into money. So Jennifer takes the call from the lawyer and she tells the lawyer to F' off and that she should stop calling here and we have no desire to help her in her lies she is doing. Ok, problem solved. Well except for 1 thing......Jennifer likes to rant about it for the next 10 minutes recapping the same thing over and over and over. I finally got to the point where I told her I didn't care. She still wouldn't let it go.

Yawn...

The MTV video music awards are on tonight. I could do the tired comment of "they don't play videos" and blah blah blah. But the deal is I don't care and the sad thing is, no one else cares about the VMA's. It's a show that's past it's time and needs to be put to sleep.

Poor Girl

This is the best video ever!!! I'd still tap you Tara and your fake fun bags!!!!

Out of Control

I haven't had any time or desire to watch any Jerry Springer lately, but I turned it on today and was shocked with what I saw. Holy shit this show is out of control. Let's see, I've been watching it for 1 segment and here's what I have seen.

1) People getting introduced on the show and then having to perform kung-fu
2) A built in to the set stripper pole that was being used
3) The crowd taking over control by chanting things
4) The crowd starting to chant USA, USA, and then out of nowhere the star spangled banner starts playing and everyone in the crowd stands up and puts there hand over the heart while the song plays.

All of this and I haven't even touched base on what the topic was. Gotta love the show!!!!

I'm buying it

I was at the store yesterday and saw this and figured that I really, really need this bad!!!!! According to the name of it, it must be some sort of spanish fly for oral sex.

Clowns are funny...

Hey this story is funny to me, probably not funny to everyone though. This has got to be the biggest tragedy since the great clown car wreck of 1999. Oh the humanity of that accident. 20 clowns died in 1 car. Poor guys.

DUBLIN, Ireland (AP) -- A hot-air balloon caught fire during a circus stunt, killing a clown acrobat as dozens of children watched, police said Tuesday.

The accident happened Monday night as the Royal Russian Circus was performing in Scariff, County Clare, a village in western Ireland. About 100 people were in the audience, most of them children. Police said the clown was a 26-year-old man from Belarus but didn't release his name.
Witnesses said the man, dressed in a clown outfit, was hanging from a cage suspended by ropes and a hot-air balloon inside the canvas tent. When the balloon exploded in flames, the cage fell on top of the man.

"We were all sitting down and they were doing their act. They were up fairly high, but they were doing fine. Next thing, he was down on the ground," said audience member Hazel Harrington. She said many people in the audience initially thought the falling cage was part of the act.

Crazy...

The shit with JonBenet gets crazier as the days go on. I knew this guy didn't do, just knew it!!! But it gives the news another chance to play video of poor little JonBenet.

I was talking to my mom about this last week and I just love stringing my mom on. So I tell her that they know the guy didn't do it, but the police are focsuing in on someone else and that they plan on arresting that person soon. My mom gets all excited and wants to know more. Who is it she wants to know. I tell her it's OJ and that he's killed another one. My mom wants to reach through the phone and kill me. See she's the only white person in the world that thinks the juice is innocent, so whenever I can get her with an OJ joke, I do it.

I think tomorrow I will hit the other fun hot topic with my mom, Kathy Lee Gifford. I tell her Kathy killed little JonBenet cause she was going to take her to make clothes for her and one thing lead to another and she died cause she was working to hard. Oh shit, my mom is going to kill me.

Busting there nuts...

So they are doing a story on police officers on horses on the local tv news. They are talking about all the stuff the officers and the horses go through. A male reporter got sent out to do the story, so he gets on one of the horses and the trainer is there to help him. The trainer asks him if he has underwear on or does he have panties on???? Ha ha ha, bust his ass with the panties comment.

Getting all huffy...

So a plance crashes, yeah I feel sorry for them. But that doesn't mean you have to rain on the Emmy's parade with there opening montage. Good little start.

BB7 Update

Janelle once again wins POV and sends the house spinning. Damn her she wins every week.

Set the Tivo

First dancing, then rapping. What will Kevin Federline do next? Looks like the 28-year-old husband of singer Britney Spears will be shuffling over to the small screen, where he will appear in an episode of "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" on CBS this fall, People magazine reported.

Although he and Spears ventured into TV with their reality show "Chaotic," which aired on UPN last year, Federline said this will be his first venture into acting.

"It's the first time I've actually had a speaking role," he told the magazine.

The episode is tentatively scheduled to air in October.

Makes Sense to Me

I'm shitty

So I decided I would give the dogs a bath today and I got the water in the tube going. I turned the water on real cold and corraled the dogs into the bathroom. So I get them in there and grab the first dog to be given a bath. I throw her in the water and she squeels like a pig wanting to get out. I put her back in and she continues to squeel. So I take her out and sure enough the water is nice and hot. I didn't burn her or anything, but it probably didn't feel good to her. The deal is that there is no such thing as cold water here in arizona, even when you have the cold water knob only going, it still shoots out hot water.

But I will say this, the dogs smell like a vanilla peach. Not that they really care.

BB7 Update

Erika is HOH and puts up George and Janelle for eviction. It's hard to say who I think will get booted. I'll need to see who gets to POV to make my decision.

Jerry....Jerry...Jerry....

Thank You Fox

While I don't like Fox for making Joe Buck it's pregame studio host, then have him call the game of the week, and then be the studio host for the post game, cause it's just to much Joe Buck. I will say that I'm happy with Fox for getting rid of the worst part of the pregame show, Jillian Barberie. She was canned from the show and no one could be happier. She is so annoying that I would change over to CBS presuck sucky show. While she was ok to look at, her voice just made me cringe. Take into her in your face annoying attitude and ta-da, she was tv cancer for me. But it will be better this year with her not around.

Good and Bad News

The good news is that I'm watching the most exciting hour on television right now. Normally I wouldn't be home watching it. But that's where the bad news is. Had a water break outside the store and ta-da, no water. No water, no work. Shit this sucks. Called the insurance company to see if they will cover my ass just for the day. Will be up and running tomorrow.

BB7 Update

James is booted out and he seems to be ok with it. He says he was comfortable since he was beat by the best of the best. Not a sore loser like Howie.

Erika wins HOH and I have no idea who she will go after. I hope it's Janelle and George. Get George out cause he's just dead weight.

Who knew???

Ran to the store last night to get a few supplies. Since I was going there Jennifer told me to get her some granola bars, but they have to be certain granola bars. They have to be the sweet and salty kind with almonds. Well that's what I heard when she told me about it. I mean how many different kind can there be that are sweet and salty with almonds. Well sure enough I find out when Jennifer gets home and I got the wrong sweet and salty kind with almonds. Shit why can't we go back to the good old days of chocolate chip and the basic stuff.

I'm hot!!!

Fuck I'm hot!!!! I wasn't thinking that, but a customer told me that. Well not exactly like that. So I'm doing the register part of it yesterday and this smoking hot 30's something woman comes into the store and tells me something special. She tells me that she thinks my beard looks good on me. I asked her if she was serious and she said she was. She said it brought out my eyes. I told her I wasn't sure if that was such a good thing cause I have rings around my eyes. She said it brought out the blue in my eyes. I think she wanted to get it on.

In case you were wondering, right now I am going through my semi-annual beard growing marathon. This time it's filling out pretty evenly and according to this woman, looks very good. BTW Jennifer hates it.

We have a winner....ding ding ding

Here's a recent conversation I had with a customer:

Customer: How much is a half a cheesesteak?

Me: $4.10 with tax

Customer: How big is that?

Me: 7 and a half inches

Customer: How big is the 7 and a half inch sub?

Me: 7 and a half inches




I guess I should of put it in metric for them to understand it. Idiots.

Mom rocks....

My mom has me sort of figured out. Today I got a birthday present from her. It came to the store and as all kids do, I opened it before my birthday. I opened the box to find a cooler inside of it. I cut the tape off the cooler and right there I knew what it was. It was my most favorite thing in the world when I go back to milwaukee. It was 2 gyros from Golden Gyro, located on 74th and Lincoln. They are still frozen, but I'll let them defrost for a while and then dig into them later.

Now being the dick that I am, I will tell my mother that the box arrived, but I'm not going to open it until my birthday cause that would be cheating if I opened it early. I think that will drive her nuts.

BB7 Update

Janelle once agains wins POV and takes herself off the chopping block. Boogie, who is HOH, puts Chicken George up in her place. Looks like George will be going home this week, finally.

Withdrawl

2 weeks ago all the Krispy Kreme stores closed down in the valley. They had kids on tv crying about it. It was quiet humorous that they covered this like it was real news. Slow summer news day I guess. But I'm starting to understand those kids pain. I don't go to Krispy Kreme, but if I was at the gas station I would pick one up here and there. But now I can't. I'm in serious withdrawl. It's not the glazed ones I need, I need the kreme flavored ones with the chocalte icing. Dammit, why are they doing this to me. I might have to go to vegas to get some.

Dear.....

Dear Gas Store Clerk,

Thanks for noticing my last name today when I used my credit card. Also thanks for asking if I had anything to do with the guys that ride around on little motorcycles and wear crazy hats. I told him we weren't related. Also thanks for asking if I was jewish from looking at my last name. My last name screams out jewish. I think it might of been the yamika on my head or the draddle I was spinning in the store. I told him I wasn't jewish, even with a last name like mine.

Shalom

Rock the house!!!!

Yeah boy!!!! K-fed in the house. This should explain why he gets all the bitches

News.....

Two weeks ago, in the Kasturba Ghandi Hospital in the city of Chennai, a baby with one eye was born. Doctors believe that the baby has a good chance of living on. A similar case also occurred in Russia.

Typically, the nose and nostrils are missing, adding to the disfigurement. Only one in one million babies are born with this defect, as it is detected early in pregnancy and is almost always aborted. Not this time, however.

The parents elected to keep the child, whom is expected to survive, citing the otherwise excellent condition of her internal organs. The real concern is when the baby grows up, and will face constant and likely unpleasant discrimination, shortnews.com reports.
The cause of the girl's deformity is still undetermined. But the hospital report's listing of Cyclopamine offers a tragic reminder of concerns over the state of Indian medical regulations, including lax oversight of fertility clinics and low barriers of entry for human drug trials, wired.com says.

Only six months ago in St Petersburg, a girl-Cyclops came into the world. On examining the seven month old fetus, doctors were shocked to find that the girl had thick curls of hair on her back and shoulders as well as her head. On her forehead was a large blue eye and just above it, a form of proboscis, through which, as it turned out, breathing took place. The baby died almost immediately after birth, ufolog.ru reports.



Ok, so if this kid survives and such, it's going to have a serious Uni-brow. Please don't pluck it, it will only come back worse.

Dear...

Dear Confused Customer,

Please figure out what kinds of signals you are trying to tell people. You come into the store with a University of Iowa T-shirt on, but you are also wearing a USC hat. Which is it going to be, USC or U of I??? What happened in your world a couple of years ago when they played each other in the orange bowl? Who did you root for??? Maybe you went to the game that day rooting for both teams and haven't changed clothes since. I just don't care what your excuse is, please change ok? If you were a kid, I would be ok with it, but you're a grown adult, have some loyalty sense and pick a team, not 2. Well you can have 2 teams, just can't wear 2 teams at 1 time.

Tired news

The tire is finally changed, 4 days after it happened. So that's the good news, now I'm in the process of trying to figure out how long it can go on empty for. It's been about 30 miles now.

BB7 Update

Boogie puts up James and Janelle for eviction. Janelle cheats and wins POV and obviously will take herself off the chopping block. Who will boogie put up in her place, I don't know yet. I'll put my money on George being put up instead.

Seriously Ghetto

I'm not sure if ghetto is the right term for this, maybe lazy is a good one to use too. But here's the deal. I've had a flat tire since thursday morning. I got to the store and it went flat there. So thursday passes and I haven't changed it. Friday passes, still haven't changed it. It's saturday today and I don't plan on changing it today. I guess tomorrow morning I'll change it. My car is sitting behind the store in all it's glamour of being a serious low rider. I will admit this though, I've been real busy and when I have time to do it, it's in the middle of the afternoon and it's 500 degrees outside and I have no desire to sit in the sun and change it then. I'll try tomorrow.

BB7 Update

Here's the latest update from the BB house!!!!

James is vetoed off the hot seat so George puts up Howie and Erika. Howie is evicted from the house and goes off on the house. Poor loser.

Boogie wins HOH and isn't sure who to put up. Looks like it will be maybe George and Janelle.

Janelle isn't happy that Howie was evicted. She's crying and saying she wants to go home and such.

Let's try and remember when Janelle was in a much happier mood. Granted she was a little thinner back in the day, but trust me it is her.

My Saturday Appointment

There is never anything on tv when I get up on saturday morning. It seems like I get up at the same time every week cause I don't want to break my normal schedule, so I don't sleep in. Well it seems like every week I watch the same boring ass thing, a weekly documentry on world war 1. Today I found out that the red baron had a dog and that sometimes the dog flew with him. The dog even had it's own flight gear.

BB7 Update

Marcelas is evicted from the house with a vote of 6-0. George wins HOH and has to instantly put 2 people up for eviction. He nominates Erika and James. I think Erika is out this week.

We're so stupid

Jennifer and I never make meals at home, ever!!! I honestly think we've made like 3 meals at our house since we moved in this past november. Sad isn't it. So that means alot of eatting out for us. Well I'm trying to make things better for us. I'm looking into getting us a personal chef that will cook us a months worth of meals at once and throw them into our freezer. It's not cheap, but it would cost us about the same as we spend now, so it might be worth it to spend a little more and eat healthier.

Red Neck Fun

Yee Haw!!!!

About time

They finally made an arrest 10 years or so after the murder of little JonBenet Ramsey. The deal with her and any kid that dies is this. What do they all have in common, there parents video tapped the shit out of them with a camcorder. Notice how my folks and your folks never thought it was a good idea to video tape your whole life. Notice how you're alive. It's true, every kid that dies mysteriously has a ton of video tape of them. Don't tape your kids life and save there life in the long run.

Good and Bad News

Well the good news is that my folks finally sold there house. It had been for sale forever. It's funny, this is the dream house they have always wanted. They built it there way. And what do they do??? Live in it for a few years, figure out that it's to big for them and then they sell it.

The bad news is that sooner or later they are going to move down here. Ugh!!!!

Already???

I went to the store today and what did I notice, Halloween decorations. It's only august 14th and they already have it out ready to go and I doubt today was the first day they had it out. Also they had a small selection of thanksgiving decorations too, but nothing crazy. They also had a hallmark christmas orniment area too, I'll give them a pass on that since hallmark sells that stuff year round. I picked up some sweet ass Star Wars orniments. I think this year we will have an all Star Wars christmas tree, well all that and a angel on top of the tree. Star Wars is Christmas. I mean with Star Wars you have the 3 wise men, Obi-Wan, Mase, and Yoda. You have the chosen one, Luke. It all makes sense, trust me!!!!

Grocery Store Fun

Once again, I love the DJ at the grocery store. They played the extened version of "Oooops I did it again" by my baby, Britney. Where else are you going to hear a song like that and it includes the talking in the middle of it. Keep playing my hits grocery store DJ.

DAMMIT!!!

I have really really bad news. The smoking ass hot banker who really was smoking ass hot has gotten married. This is perhaps the worst news ever. I'm not sure how I will handle it, but I will try my hardest. Wait.....maybe now she's even hotter then before cause she's married and it means I can't have her, even more desirable!!! Yum yum

Dear....

Dear People of Arizona,

I just want you to know something, the new beastiality law goes into effect on August 24th, so if you want to get your nut on with an animal or maybe you like to get it from animals, you only have a couple weeks left to do it. After that it's off to Tijauna to see the infamous donkey woman!!!!!

BB7 Nominations

Janelle is trying to eliminate her enemies and has nominated the 2 women in the house that are out to get her, Erika and Danelle. She better get rid of danelle this week or danelle cause if danelle stays in she's going to go on a terror to get janelle out.

Oh Snap BB7

So during the live HOH contest that they had on thursday Erika was declared the HOH, but a glitch happened with the buzzer system they were using so they re-did the HOH contest and now Janelle is the new HOH and I think she's going to go after Erika and Danelle. Oh how fast things turn!!!!

What were they thinking????

So jennifer has a friend who told her about this cheap ass airline ticket site. I think her friend is involved in it one way or another. I'm not at all telling you to go to this site, this isn't what this is. It's more about the lack of common sense these people had when they put this site together. The name of the site is difli.com, ok so yeah I want to get on a site that's called die fly, what was terrorair.com taken??? Die and Fly should not go hand in hand. Someone didn't think that one out.

Star Wars Humor

Never can pass up stuff like this.....

Shopping time

Whenever I go to the grocery store there's always something wierd about me. I won't grab a cart if it has any trash in it. A reciept, weekly ad, or anything, if it's in there, I won't take it. I'll dig threw a bunch of carts to get the clean one. I know that the handles on all of them aren't the cleanest, but I'm ok with that, I just want the food I get to be in a clean enviroment.

BB7 Update

Kaysar was evicted tonight. Erika wins HOH and I think 1 way or another they will eliminate Janelle next week.

My smooth line

Left the store for a bit today cause I was up late last night. I told the crew that I needed to go meet with the landscapers and talk some things over about how they were going to do the landscaping job. In reality I just went home and slept for an hour and a half. It was time well spent.

I think my foot has finally been cured. The ingrown toenail is causing me almost no pain. I owe alot to the woman that gives me my pedicures, she's cured me. I'll still keep going back to her cause she takes care of me.

Stupid Former Employees

So a few months ago I had an employee-BQ and blah blah blah she got burned while she was out at the spa. Here is the posting I did about it at the time. But now she is trying to take the place that burned her to court. Her lawyers called me and asked me what I knew. I told her she was a lazy piece of shit and that I doubt she missed anytime from it and that she just slept in a bunch and was lazy as fuck. Dumb clam. The lawyer was like just be honest as possible and I was like, are you recording this and she said no, I said that's good cause I'll be as honest as possible, but she's irresponsible and dumb as fuck.

I'm Ebay Stupid

Ebay is full of stupid things, every once in a while I'll buy something stupid from it. Here's what I bought today. It's a funny magnet that made me laugh, so I couldn't pass it up.

Bad Idea

I can get a ton of games to play on my phone. I have Civ 3, Jewel Quest, mini golf, texas hold'em. But one game I don't have and I'm not really sure how you would play it on your phone is Dance Dance Revolution. So what do you do with this game, lay the phone on the ground and step on it to the beat. Sounds like a fast way to break your phone.

I'm ghetto

I think I must be poor or ghetto or something. I now have the worst and oldest car out of all my employess that have cars. One employee just got a new car yesterday and another one just got one a month ago. Shit, either I'm paying them to much or I just suck. I'm trying to convince Jennifer to let me get a new H3 but she says no, blah blah blah gas gas money money blah blah blah. It goes in 1 ear and out the other.

Honesty....

Why do I post boring ass shit most of the time??? What you don't want to hear about Big Brother All Stars of stuff like that? Well get over your bad self and realize that I'm really a fucking boring person, and yes, I am ok with that. I don't feel the need to be around a ton of people all the time. Talking to someone once a week or such is good enough for me. Most of the time people bore me and I'd rather not be around them.

I don't have to much thrilling stuff to post cause I usually hold the really personal stuff inside cause who the fuck are you to know about what's really going on in my life. I let you peak into the boring life that I have, but I don't let you in. I rarely let anyone in. It's nothing against anyone that I don't let them in, I just don't, it's the way I am.

Here's my real exciting life:
Work
Work
Pick up something for dinner, cause I never cook at home, I've got the rotation of chinese place, mexican place, jack in the box, church's, popeyes, and arby's down real good. I think it's either a churchs or mexican night.
Then get home, cuddle with my dogs and watch some tv that in most case I've tivo'd
Go to bed
And repeat

Granted I will throw in some online gaming every once in a while, but that's it kiddos

That's my life, real fucking crazy hey???? I can barely control myself!!!


Oh btw, the Home Owners Association approved our landscaping design. Can't wait to spend 13k on my new front and back yard. Sad isn't it?

BB7 POV Ceremony

So Janelle uses the POV on herself as expected, so Danielle puts up Kaysar against James. James is going to use his "block someones vote" option he won earlier in the week and block Janelle's vote. So that means Kaysar, who has been reletively quiet this year, out the door!!!

What happened baby???

Baby, u hit it one to many times.....

Bad news for me!!!!

Ahhh damn I went to the bank today and I noticed something very very disturbing. I didn't see my favorite banker, that's not the issue. The issue was the fact that her business cards weren't there. It was replaced by a different business card. This new business card was the same position as my favorite banker, assistant manager. What's even more sad is that she shares the same first name as my smoking hot banker. So either A) she got moved to a different bank, or B) she got married. Shit if she got married, I think I will go crazy. I think it happened cause I've gone to the bank with Jennifer a couple of times and she must of been so depressed that she couldn't marry me so she ran off and got married to the first guy she saw. That is what it has to be.

TV Programming

I don't claim to know alot about TV programming. What shows should follow which shows. But I do know this. I don't think it was to good of an idea to do the NFL Hall of Fame Ceremony back to back with the Brat Eatting World Championship. I would of found some NFL Films kind of show or something like that. But then again, this is ESPN, they know more about this then I I do.

BB7 Nominations

Danielle has nominated James and Janelle. James is just a pawn and isn't going to get kicked out. Him and Danielle have an alliance and don't want people to know about it so that's why she put him up. As long as Janelle doesn't win POV, this will be her last week in the house.

My new girlfriend....

The customer that has the hots for me called in an order tonight and sent her mom into to get the order while she stayed in the car. The reason my stalker customer stayed in the car was that she was in the hospital for the last week. So her mom comes in to get the call in order. Her mom says, "You must be Chris, I've heard alot about you"

WTF is that supposed to mean???? I'm telling you, this woman wants it real bad!!!!

Watch out for a moon burn!!!!

Jennifer got back to the store last night around 8pm and I noticed that she put her sun guard thingie on her car. Ahhh there's no damn sun out at 8pm, what was she protecting it from the moon rays??? She says it's just habit. Damn moon strikes again!!!!

BB7 Update

Danielle wins HOH, hope she puts some BB6 people up, like Kaysar and Howie

BB7 Update!!!!

Diane is voted out. I thought she was the most attractive one in the house. Hey it's my opinion, get over it. She got bumped out 7-1. No new HOH as of this post. Will update once one of the house guests wins the HOH contest.

Loser

How much do I hate my life??? So I got a bunch of powerball tickets and once the powerball numbers were posted online, I took my tickets and started circling the winning numbers that I had on my tickets. I didn't win anything, but I did get 2 numbers in 1 of the tickets I had. Really really sad isn't it.

We are all so dumb

Why couldn't we see the clues. It was all right in front of us. Looking back it makes so much sense that Lance Bass was gay. Oh and by the way, next time someone says boy bands suck, well this time it is the truth

Recent conversation with my mom

My mom calls me up today to tell me about this restaurant that we knew the owner of and didn't like. She says it's closed. I told her yeah, I know it's been closed for like 4 months. She then jumped all over me for raining on her parade. She says I just had to show her up, didn't I. I told her that wasn't the case and we both hung up the phone.

30 minutes later she calls me back up and tells me again why I had to show her up with my knowledge. I reminded her that I wasn't trying to do that. We both hung up the phone and parted ways.

A couple hours later she calls up and says that she's sorry that she was yelling at me and that once again I tell her it wasn't my intention to one up her and I told her I was sorry she felt that way.

I sometimes think she's crazy, but I think it's just that she's emotional all the time. Women emotional???? No way!!!!!

Fidel's ILL'in

Fidel Castro seems to be a little sick. I've got his best moment of his to watch. Viva Fidel 80 Mas!!!!