Victory!!!

I have mine, do you have yours....or do you even want 1???

U look goofy...

So for some reason I was watching Poker after Dark on NBC. Nothing to special about it, the name says it all. It's Poker on late night, on NBC....ta-da. But here's the best part, how they dress up. I understand how some players get endorsement deals from poker sites. I'm kewl with that. Some people wear hats, some wear t-shirts. But not this guy. He's wearing his suit jacket. But he's got his logo on the side there. How bad does that look. Is it a sticker, or is it sewn on, or is it like and iron on kind of thing. Either way, it looks bad.

Doesn't make sense...

Jennifer went to the store and for some reason she got some bread. She says she is going to make some grilled cheese. Ok, not an issue except we will never you a whole loaf. But what doesn't make sense is that she got Whole Grain white bread. WTF is that??? Whole Grain and white bread don't go together!!! Plus it's not even white bread, it's like wheat bread, except just a little lighter. BTW it tastes like wheat bread.

The info!!!!

YES!!!!!!

December 8th in Vegas I'm so there!!!!! The Spice Girls Reunion Show!!! They just announced it today!!!

Now only if it's a good day in the NBA draft and my life will be complete!!!

She's looking good.....

Paris got out of jail and she is looking great. I think she looks better then ever. Just looks cute and natural. It's a good look on her. N0w I hope she whores it out again and we get to see another movie

Who would of thought....

Of the three people pictured here, Chris Benoit, Me, and Eddie Guererro, I would be the 1 that is still alive. It's a tragedy that those 2 are both gone.

Getting ready for NBA Draft

It's almost time for the NBA draft, so who else but HBO is getting ready for the draft. How you ask???? They are playing the classic movie Blue Chips. It shows how college basketball can corrupt a teen basketball star. This movie is pure crap, but stars Shaq, Penny Hardaway, and a bunch of other lesser known NBA players. If you're looking for a good college athlete get corrupted by money movie, please watch Johnny Be Good which stars Anthony Michael Hall. Much better movie.

Great TV Show.....

For some reason HBO was showing the TV movie spin off of the Alien Nation TV show. Talk about a great show that got no love. It had everything you could want in it, Aliens, goofy acting aliens, crime, and sex. Basically the whole concept of the show was that a bunch of aliens crashed on to earth and they were peaceful aliens and just wanted to live amongst us. Sure why not??? Once that happens, the fun begins and it's pure comedy. Well not really. But I still liked the show. Once the show was canceled, they did some movie of the week stuff with it, but it never returned back full time.

Big Week Next Week...

Oh shit, my cock is going to be raw next week from all the fun I'll be having with it. There are 2 reasons why....

1) The Iphone comes out. It comes out on the 29th at 6pm. I probably won't be able to get it that day cause it's coming out at night, if it was the day, I would get it, so I will have to wait till the 30th.

2) The Spice Girls are going to announce they are going to reunite and I hope tour. Just the thought about it makes me go crazy for Baby and Ginger. DAMN!!!!

Where to go????

Found this picture in a toilet stall. I wasn't sure if this was supposed to mean I was to take a shit on the floor or what??? I defied the odds and crapped in the toilet and threw the TP in the toilet. I hope they don't track me down and yell at me.

Goodbye Lifetime....

I think Jennifer has said goodbye to the Lifetime Network, you know the home of the Golden Girls. Lately she hasn't been watching it and has moved on to a new network....the Hallmark Network, yes it exists. Who knew???? But it has wonderful shows like Matlock, Little House on the Prarie, and also Matlock. She loves the channel. I don't know which is worse, watching Golden Girls or Matlock. Life isn't good

Doggy Knows Best

It's funny how my dogs will sleep all day and never move unless they want something to eat, drink, or go outside. Other then that they pretty much just hang out and cuddle and sleep. But there is a time of the day when they get all wound up and restless. It's when they try to tell me it's time to go to bed. The dogs somehow sense when it's late at night and if they aren't in bed by then, they get all worked up and insist on going to bed. At that time of the night, I'll wrap it up and get a move on it into bed. Thanks to the dogs

Lazy Jennifer

I had a quick meeting that Jennifer knew about. So what does Jennifer do, she goes to the local taco shack and gets some lunch. Knowing I'm in the meeting she texts me asking if I want any mexican food. I set my phone to silent, so I didn't notice. 2 minutes later she calls me. No message or nothing. But my meeting gets done 2 minutes after she calls. So I text her back 2 minutes after she called me and tell her to pick me up some. Times passes by and I drive home. When I get in Jennifer asks me if I was going to text her back. I tell her I did, she checks her phone and ta-da, she has no mexican food for me. She never notices little things like a text. ALWAYS!!!!! But she insisted on me getting her texting, so she can never realize she has 1.

Odd dream

Had a odd dream or an odd reaction to it. For some reason in this dream I went to a friend from high schools wedding. Now this wasn't someone I was real close to, so going to the wedding in real life would be kind of a stretch. Nothing to crazy happened at the wedding, but the next part is kind of odd. In my mind I really thought I went to it, so I really thought I was back in wisconsin. So I in real life, I'm laying in bed, thinking I need to take care of a could of things. Then all of a sudden I opened my eyes and realized I was still in arizona. But for a couple of minutes, I thought I was really in wisconsin. Odd

Great game...

I was checking on what great games were available on my phone to buy, hey I was bored and needed something to kill the time. So I noticed they had a game called Sopranos Ba-Da Bing Club. The concept of the game was to run a strip joint. How great is that. You decide who to hire, if you want to water down drinks, and to allow other kinds of things to happen at your strip joint. I didn't buy it, yet, but I might. It could be the best $7 I ever invested or it could be the worst.

Love Days.....

Ahhhh Stefano is back on "Days of Our Lives" and he's better then ever. He's back form the brink of death, but the only way Stefano can survive is if he gets stem cells from Sammie's baby. What a great plot!!!! BTW Stefano is my favorite, but Sammie is so damn hot.

I'd so go to this.....

Yeah it's not mud, it's not oil, it's honey. Talk about getting some sticky stuff in some places.....yikes......yum

F the Sopranos

Tonight was the last episode of the Sopranos, ever!!!!! It left you wanting more, but then again it left you going, that's it??? Shit, then end just happened. I thought my tv went out or the tivo stopped recording, I was ready to blow up. And then I went back and rewinded it and sure enough, it really was the end. Damn you Sopranos. Thanks you Sopranos

Real Bad

Some people should sing, some shouldn't. This is in the shouldn't file

June 29th....

The world changes on June 29th. Why you ask??? Cause the Iphone comes out and I will be first in line to get 1 at the store.

She's hot now....

I wasn't in the camp that thought Lindsay Lohan was hot, but that has all changed with 1 photo. She looks crazy in this photo, which makes her that much hotter. She has that obsessed look on her. I'm totally ok with that look




This doesn't mean that any girl can do some knife play and I'll think it's hot. Just think this pic is hot.

Normal day on Springer

Seems like a normal day on Springer

Damn you NBC!!!!

I just found out that Stefano is returning to Days of Our Lives. I swore that show off once he left the show, but now he's coming back!!!!!! I think I might have to return. I use to love Days. I literly scheduled my college courses around it. I wasn't going to take class while it was on. I never missed it. When Marlena was the desicrator, I was there. When Stefano dressed up as a police inspector and as a UPS driver, I was there. I was there when Abe had a bald spot, now he has hair, damn soaps do crazy things!!! When Sami was hot, I was there. She's still hot, I need to see her again!!!! The Phoenix, Stefano, is back. I'll be back Days.

Revenge!!!

I can't tell you how much I hate Johnny Morton. Is it cause the weeks I would play him in fantasy football, he would do nothing. Or maybe it's cause the finals in fantasy football another year you blew up for the guy I was playing against and you cost me a ton of cash. Well I finally have my revenge on you Mr. Morton. Finally!!!!

Elite Poo

Right now on Showtime is Elite Xtreme Combat. Yes they spell it Xtreme. It's a poor man's rip off of UFC. They are holding there first fight in the LA Colosieum. Where they had the F'n Olympics. The place is like one tenth full. It's real sad to see all the open seats that they have behind them. The first match I am watching is some US guy against some guy from Isreal. I'm going to go out on a limb and say he won't win. I don't ever remember a good jewish boxer or MMA guy. We will see.


Oh I was right!!!

Achy Breaky Dream

I have to admit I probably had the oddest dream last night. For some reason I was going back to college, ok, that's not that odd. It was the first class of the semester and we had a guest speaker the first day, it was Billy Ray Cyrus. Talk about odd. He talked about how his career has sputtered and he even did the achy breaky dance. That would be a wierd class, but it was only a dream.