In honor....

In honor of the Star Wars Deal or No Deal, please click on this link and enjoy the fans of Princess Leia. Might be the best site ever!!!!!

Life Changing My Ass

I got sucked into Deal or No Deal tonight, it was a special Star Wars edition. Hey anything Star Wars I'll watch. Princess Leia was on tonight and she looked really rough. Plus while the rest of the contestants friends are cheering her on, Carrie Fischer is just sitting on the couch like a lump.

So they offer the woman $59000 for the deal. She claims it's a life changing ammount of money, but says no deal. Ok, $59000 is nice, but they take half of it away for taxes, so that leaves you with $30000. While nice, honestly is it life changing. Don't get me wrong, 30k is nice, but it's not life changing.

Don't Bother Me

I told Jennifer in advance not to bother me this weekend. This is the only time of the year where I don't want to be talked to, bothered, asked anything, nothing period!!!!! But not her. She wants to pester me over and over!!!! Needless to say she was all pissed at me cause I didn't want to have dinner with her. She knows why, the draft was on. I just didn't want to be bothered at all. Well she was so pissed at my lack of attention to her that she slept on the couch last night, well she fell asleep there and I didn't want to wake her up and bring her into the bedroom.

Vacation Ideas....

Jennifer is always trying to think of somewhere to go for vacation. She mentioned to me today that she might be interested in going to New York. She said she would like to go to the Empire State Building, the Statue of Liberty, and maybe a broadway show. I wasn't into the broadway show thing to much. But I told her that it could be interesting, since we could then go to the NFL draft there. She really didn't like that idea. DAMN HER!!!!!

My Annual Holiday...

It's coming this weekend, my annual holiday. Please don't bother me this weekend, the NFL draft is on and I will sit in front of a tv for 2 days straight and watch it. I love it and can't get enough of it.

Searching the net....

My friend asked me if he could look at my iphone and see how it works, so I handed it over to him. Needless to say that was a mistake. Next time I used the phone I tried to go to the internet browser and it's all full of porn, he was looking at porn on my phone, come on, control yourself for a minute!!!! Then I go to the youtube portion of my phone and sure enough he was trying to look at porn again!!! I've learned from my mistake, he won't get to borrow it again.

Hot First Date

Friend of mine went on a little bit of a crazy first date. I think going into it she knew it was going to come down to sex and boy did it ever. Hmmmm, what was the really odd part, the part where she told me he can't eat vagina well, or was it when she told me he tried to stick it in her butt on the first date, or was it that part of the night when he tried to play a little rough and tried to paddle her with a cane. It's a tough call!!!!

But I will tell you this, even I know better then to try to stick it in her butt on the first date. Shame shame!!!!!

Well you can do it if she asks for it, but trust me, not a first date type of thing.

Blessed

I have to admit I'm really blessed and this tops it off. I had to change my work out schedule with my trainer to the afternoon. So today was the first day at the new time. Oh my god........... life is really good. There are 2 smoking hot college girls that are training while I am training now. What makes it nice is that it's a private gym, so it's them w/ there trainer and me and my trainer. I couldn't help but stare alot at what they were doing and it was nice. While both of them are hot and have rocking bodies, one of them just has that nice and innocent look to her. That would be nice!!!!

Funny Video

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Great Sport!!!

Gotta love MMA and also this slight twist on it:

They hate it...

Jennifer really likes the Wii. She even gets competitive while playing the games, which is a first for her. But it's not loved all around. My dogs fucking hate it, they see me swinging my arms around and they must think that I'm going to hit them or something.

Dear...

Dear Citizens on Haiti,


While you may like the rising prices of food, no one does, and I understand if you want to protest, which is fine once again, can you at least look presentable when you protest. That child wearing the Penny Hardaway Magic jersey isn't going to cut it. That's so last milenium, please, at least come into this milenium, get a Penny Suns jersey, or hell take that Magic jersey and get rid of Penny's name and put Dwight Howard. Please something, anything!!!!!

I noticed this all while watching the news today.

Place to hang...

I realized that the mall isn't the cool place to hang out anymore, the new place is Best Buy. Or at least that's the way it seemed like to me. While I was shopping at Best Buy, there were kids running all over the place, being loud and out of control. Maybe it's just me being old when it comes to complaining about this. But when I was young.......no really, we would go to the mall to hang out, but also the rare chance that we might run into a girl. But what kind of girl are you going to run into at best buy, they don't hang out there. So come on guys, leave best buy alone, go get girls.

Not that it's true

But someone did this on youtube and I thought it was kind of funny. Makes me want to play RC Pro Am

She's into it

I showed Jennifer how to play with the Wii today and she was ok with it. Granted she was she moody cause of work and couldn't get out of that funk. But she did bowl a few frames of bowling and did take a few swings of golf. She kind of seemed to get it. I also told her about a game I wanted to get, Mario Olympics or whatever it's called, and she seemed interested in it, so I got it. Up next will be guitar hero, will she like that????

No triple lindy???

Damn old lady didn't do the triple lindy???? Other then that she did exactly like Rodney in Back to School!!!

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Yeah I finally got a Wii to actually play with. Just set it up tonight and it rocks. It doesn't have all the hacker slash em up games that we all grew up on, but that's ok. I think the thing I will like best about it is that Jennifer will play with it. It's built for non gamers. Time will tell, I won't be able to let Jennifer try it out till later in the week when she isn't working.

Taking a dump

Hey I was chilling taking a dump, some people like to take the paper in there or a magazine. Not me, I like to take my iphone in there and search the internet. But Jennifer saw me doing that and questioned why I would be doing such a thing. I had to explain to her that I can either sit there and do this or I can sit there and make silly faces. I don't think she will ever understand.

Silly Dodgers

What a great idea they had last season, sign speedster Juan Pierre to a 4 year 44 million dollar contract. Ohhhh how things have changed. This year Juan isn't playing his normal position center field, much less is he even playing. He's riding the bench and collecting 3 more years on that contract. Slight oooooppppssss on that. This signing is almost as bad as the D-backs signing Russ Ortiz or the Brewers signing of Franklin Stubbs.