My Simple Life

Hey here's my simple life: A little bit about me, currently I own a small little sub shop in Chandler, AZ. How did I get to here? Well I use to do morning radio in Phoenix and it was the worst job I have ever had. Before doing radio in Phx, I use to do morning radio in Oklahoma City, Lincoln Nebraska, Des Moines, and Dubuque Iowa. So after getting out of the daily grind of radio I do the daily grind of the sub shop and am happy. If you want to contact me, email me @ the_flounder@hotmail.com

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Friday, August 31, 2007

Ohhh boy!!!

Yeah I know I said I would post pics of the car, get over it, I'm lazy. Soooo back to the car salesman. He was unique. When we were signing the paperwork, he told me and Jennifer that he had a gift for us. I was hoping it was a hooker or something. Maybe golfballs with the dealership logo on it, maybe something like that. Oh no, that would be to nice. He went out of his was to tell us that he had a key chain for us. Snap, best thing ever!!!! Not really.

Jennifer had to go back to the dealership to get the alarm turned down a notch, so the saleman told Jennifer that the next time we stopped in, he would have dash covers for us. Thanks again.....


Bitch when I walk into a place, just point at the car I want and pick it out, drop over 60k on cars, and you go out of your way to tell me that you have a free gift, it better be something fucking nice next time. A key chain won't fucking cut it anymore, EVER!!!!!

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Finally...

There is no such thing as a fast thing when it comes to getting a car. But after 6 hours, I got it. I'll take pictures of it tomorrow cause it was dark when I got home tonight. I got a Charger R/T, road and track edition. It's the normal R/T with a few more bells and whistles on it. The car is black, black tinted windows, and has a moon roof. So I like it. Jennifer also got a car too. So we bought 2 new cars at 1 time, fuck u think they would do things fast for us, but no.

When we first got there, they didn't have the car Jennifer looked at last week, so now we had to find a new car for her. Basically she got the same car as before, except this car is black, not silver like she wanted. So yes we both got the same color car, how cute.

The fun part is when we got to the financing department. The finance guy was all excited cause he got us in at 8%. I called bullshit and told him to do better. He said that was hit best. So I called my favorite banker, the one that's hot as fuck, well she wasn't there. But I asked what the current rate was that they could give us and they said 6.88%. SNAP!!!! I busted the finance guys chops in the face. So he sucked it up and matched the offer, poor guy!!!!

Damn Car

I think my car knows that I am getting rid of it. Since I had a flat tire, I went out this morning to go and change it. I figured since I was doing it in the car, I would turn my car radio on while I changed the tire. Well sure as shit, since I did that, it killed the battery on my car. Dammit car, just run fine for today, that's all I'm asking!!!!!

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Just my luck...

Sure as shit, I'm going to buy a new car tomorrow, but first, I gotta take care of my piece of shit car. Go out to take it to the gym today and fuck, it's got a flat tire. Why did that have to happen today of all days????

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Mascot Bust A Move


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American Gladiators!!!

My dream has come true, American Gladiators is coming back!!!!!



Peacock's interest in the revival actually predatesNBC is getting into the ring with "American Gladiators," which has been revived by the Peacock for midseason.

The competition skein -- which featured players with names like Nitro, Turbo and Laser in its campy, early '90s syndie incarnation -- will be updated for the 21st century with new technology and twists. MGM TV, which was behind the original hit, is producing along with Reveille.
the arrival of NBC Entertainment/Universal Media Studios co-chairman Ben Silverman, who began developing the project while still in charge of Reveille. Net confirmed last month that "Gladiator" was a priority at the net.



Here's some great Gladiator action combined with another great tv show!!!!

Cock Blockin......

I was talking to my mom today and she wondered how the car search was going. I told her that we would probably buy the cars on wednesday. That's when she bust out the question that I didn't want to hear. She wanted to know why I was spending so much money on my car as compared to Jennifer's car. I told her that I offered to get Jennifer a car like mine, but she wanted the car that she wants.


Thanks mom for busting my chops about what I want to drive. Thanks

Paid for.....

Well the guy I was raising money for, has been taken care of. So the money will be given to him at the end of the month and he can be on his merry way. The ad that is on the site now, will just show some random person you can give money to, please feel free to check it out and give if u can.

Big Brother 8 update

Jessica has put Amber and Zach up for nomination. It's to early to decide who is going home yet

Thursday, August 23, 2007

I give back....

I found this really cool site that helps give back to the world, just me trying to help people out I guess. It's a great site called Kiva.org and basically the whole thing behind it is to help people in different parts of the world by giving them microloans. You donate some money to them, once they reach the goal they ask for, the money is given to them and they pay you back over time. Granted it's interest free, but it helps the world out. They have like a 1% default rate on there loans. Here's the guy I am working on raising money for. I threw $25 bucks his way.

Sahib Eliyev owns a clothing stand in the bazaar of the northeastern Azerbaijani town of Khachmaz. Sahib has been running his business for several years with the help of his wife, and is now looking for funding so that he can increase his inventory of winter clothing. The seasons will be changing soon, and he needs to be prepared for this shift within the market. Sahib has already paid back two prior loans, but amounting to $525, and has proven himself as a worthy customer.


So the reason I like him is cause he's taken a loan out in the past and has paid it back. So what's 1 more loan.



Big Brother 8 update

Lovely Jen got evicted tonight....boo hoo. She was the best looking girl in the house. Jessica is the new Head of Household and I think Amber and Jameka will be up for eviction.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Finally...


Our little Hayden Panettiere from Heroes turns 18 today. I don't feel that bad anymore then.



















Plus it looks like she likes Star Wars.....

Odd how things turn out....

Granted Marcus Vick has been busted for giving beer and having sex with underage girls, who claimed they were "college girls" plus he drove his cleats into some football players leg and overall he's a little out there. But I never thought I would say that Marcus is probably considered the normal/good son compared to his brother Ron Mexico.

Monday, August 20, 2007

I give up....

I've just watched the first 15 minutes of Basic Instinct 2 and it's time I will never get back. It's late 40's Sharron Stone trying to be something she's not anymore, really sexy and a piece of ass people would die for. So far I've seen her masturbate in a car, which just happens to kill someone. Her snatch is a killahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, beware!!!! Her snatch don't need no help, it can do it alone. Just like Bobby Bird says, snatch is a killaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Football time...

Friday, August 17, 2007

I suck...

Went to the casino last night and dropped $200 at the blink of an eye. It happens.... What pissed me off was I loaded music into my Iphone and was going to listen to it while I played. They told me I couldn't.

But the best part of the night was that I played Star Wars slot machines. And for the life of me, I don't have a fucking clue how to win money on it. Get 3 in a row, u win, sometimes. Get 2 random things on the screen, u win. 3 random things on screen, win again. It makes no sense, I just kept hitting the button till it stopped moving and my money was gone.

I think I might go back again monday night with $200 more and try my luck at the poker table. Never done poker like that at a casino, done a tournament, just never done 1 table at a time. Plus I think at the poker table I can listen to music.

Thanks Mom.....

I need to thank my mom again, although I'm not really sure why she did what she did. A aunt of my mother's father, someone I have never met, never heard of before, never nothing nada....period......well that person died. So my mom went to the funeral. Being the nice person she was, she put my name on the flowers too, as if they have any fucking clue who I am. That wasn't enough, my mom also signed me into the guest registry that I was there???? WTF???? Yeah I flew in from arizona just for that. So my mom gives me the heads up on this and not to be surprised if I get a thank you card. Hmmmm, I'll be sitting by the mailbox for it, oh wait, no I won't.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

God loves me....

Yes I will go see another movie sometime soon, especially with this news.........


August 16, 2007 -- SHE'S been shy about bearing her bod every since her racy Gear magazine spread hit stands in 2000, but Jessica Biel plans to shed her threads in the upcoming movie "Powder Blue," which co-stars Forest Whitaker. Us Weekly reports that she'll play a "stripper trying to earn money to raise her terminally ill son," and audiences will get an eyeful. Biel "signed a contract that explicitly details the bare minimum fans will see - including shots of her breasts and butt," a source dished to the glossy.



Speaking of those pictures, here are some of them.....























Yes if you zoom in on this picture, you will see nipple

Big Brother 8 Results

Dustin was voted out of the house, yeah!!!! Danielle is new HOH. Jameka and Amber will be put up for nomination. Amber will cry all the time until the next voting period, probably cause she knows she's on her way out next.

It's a sad day

Dammit why did this day have to happen???? Jenna Bush got engaged. She was the hot, love to party, Bush daughter. She just had that look to her that said that she's a whore and she'd do what you asked. She always got busted for underage drinking and got busted for partying a bunch. Always a good combination when the end of the night happens at a college party. Pick that girl that's had a few drinks, who doesn't look bad, and she will tear it up in bed or pass out drunk in bed.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Decisions.......

Hmmmmm should I go to bed or watch "busty co-eds" on showtime. Showtime it is!!!!!!

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Living Single....

Jennifer's out of town for the rest of the week. So I've the place to myself and boy things are going to get crazy at the house.....ehhh probably not really. I'm to boring to really do anything.

Madden's out

Madden 08 is out today, go pick it up please. I won't though, not that I don't like it, it's cause I am protesting the game, cause they once again have taken the best part of the game out of it. The Ambulance

Monday, August 13, 2007

Comedy!!!

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Movie Review

Went and saw the Bourne Ultimatium....and yes it's good. Good action and good story. The only problem I had with it is that I was starting to get motion sick. They do so many camera cuts in this movie and it being on a big screen started to make me sick. I survived it. If you think I'm joking, go see it. No camera shot stays still for 5 seconds, count along with the movie. I told my mom I went and saw it and she says the rumor is that Matt Damon will get a oscar nomination for it. I told her she was crazy and that will never happen.

Big Brother 8 update

Kail is voted out. Jessica is the new Head of Household. Dick and Danielle are up for eviction. Dick will go home this week

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Love getting the blame...

I asked Jennifer where some legal paperwork was. She informed me that she gave it to me. We scoured my area where I work and couldn't find it. The whole time I'm saying she never gave it to me. Guess where it was. It was in Jennifer's area with her papers. But she still swears she gave it to me and that I put it there, cause I put all my stuff there.

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Car Shopping

Jennifer and I are looking at getting some new cars. So recently we've been going around to different dealerships and looking at what they have for sale and what they are charging for what. The game we play when we arrive at the dealership is how long it will take for a salesman to pounce on us. Usually I'll say it will take 2 or 3 minutes. Sad thing is, I'm never right, it's always a minute or less.

Big Brother 8 update

Danielle is Head of Household. She put Kail and Jen up for nomination, but once again, Jen wins Power of Veto and will take herself off. It looks like they might put up Eric instead of her.

Friday, August 03, 2007

Comedy

Fuck the X Games, unless they do more of this, fuck them

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Big Brother 8 update

Nick got voted out 6-2. Kail wants to leave the house so bad, she thought about walking out today. No new HOH yet, it's an endurance contest, so it might take a while to get a winner.

Won't be reading it

I went along with Jennifer to get some yearly tests she has to get for work. While we were waiting I noticed a pamplet that had for people. The name of it was "you tested HIV negative: now what should you do?"

Ummmmmm if I'm negative I'm not reading anything. I got no issues. Isn't odd that they don't have something there for you to read if you are positive???

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