I won't admit it....

People think I'm joking when I say I watch 1 of the Star Wars movies daily, but I do. I don't have them on the Tivo, granted I do have them on DVD, but I don't know where those DVD's are, so it's not that. It's just that HBO runs 1 of the movie, if not 2 different movies a day. Since I get like 50 different HBO's, 1 will be on and it's better to watch something like that, then Oprah or something along those lines. But the thing is, when the movie comes on, I start telling Jennifer she needs to come over and watch them. I tell her this is the best part of the movie and she needs to watch it now. She then goes on to tell me she's seen the movie before. But I insist that it's the best part, even though I might be lying. She just doesn't love those movies like I do.

Big Brother 8 update

Boring Jameeka won Power of Veto and took Jen off the block. Dusting put Nick up in her place, so Nick or Kail is going home this week. I think it will be Nick

He's got a good attitude about it...

This guy fucks himself pretty good, but at least he has a good attitude about it and can look back at it and be a good sport about it. I know I wouldn't be so nice

Bad movie.....

Granted I haven't seen it, but there is a new movie out there called, "Whose your Caddy???"

Basically the premise is guy joins a country club, doesn't fit in with the country club crowd and runs amuck there. Except the catch is.....he's black. Ok, so basically it's caddyshack with a black guy. Instead of the name they went with, why not go with the obvious, so we all know what it is, they should of named the movie CaddyBlack. Much much better name

Big Brother 8 update

Mike got evicted from the house. Dustin is the new Head of Household, he put Kail and Jen up for nomination. But after thinking about it, Dustin wants Zach out of the house, so is going to try and get him up there and gone.

What's going to happen to BatBoy??????

Holy shit, I think the world is coming to an end. Well that's what I've been reading about for god knows how long. But that kind of inside information is going to come to and end soon and I'm not sure where I will get it from. See the problem is, Weekly World News, is shutting down next month. Maybe they have some inside information that the aliens aren't happy and will kill us all in a month, but WWN doesn't want us to know, so they are going to shut down instead of telling us the truth. It's where we found out that Hitler was still alive, but dressing as a woman. Bat Boy was discoved by WWN, his exploits were covered extensively there. What about getting worldly advice from Ed Anger. What about when the tallest man married the shortest woman. Life is going to suck soon. I might survive

Poor LL...

Poor Lindsay, you can't stay off the booze and the cocaine. I know if that I was like her and was trying to stay out of jail by going to rehab and wearing a ankle braclet that measured if she was out drinking booze, I would try to stay clean. But not her, she says FU to that and goes out and gets a second DUI. I'd say that she's going to be going to jail for a bit. BTW Lindsay, you look hot in your mug shot.

Big Brother 8 update

Jen took herself off the block, so Dick, The head of household, put up Mike in her place. So now it's Kail and Mike up for eviction this week. I think Kail will be out, although I would rather have Mike out cause he does nothing on the show and is boring

Finally...

Finally I saw some nudity on the Showtime Big Brother show. I got to see Amber's tits and vagina. She has some seriously sagging tits and also has a landing strip on her vagina. Ehhhhh it's better then nothing.

Big Brother 8 update

Jen won the veto, so she will take herself off the chopping block.

Dick is HOH and Kail is still up for nomination. Not sure who else will go up, but either way I think Kail is on her way out no matter what.

Poor Guy....

I was in the gas station walking out when a customer comes walking in and asks the guy behind the counter why the gas here is a dime more then it is down the street. As if the guy behind the counter can just flick a switch and decide the prices. If the guy doesn't like the price, go there. But he's probably a fucking idiot and is running on fumes and he needs to fill up or run out. Why ask the poor gas station guy these things, he doesn't control them.

Big Brother 8 update

Dick is still HOH. He put up for nomination Jen and Kail. Both could go out, I won't worry about it till I see how the veto ends up.

Big Brother 8 update

Joe was kicked out of the house with a vote of 9-1. Dick is the new Head of Household. Not sure exactly who he will put up yet. I think it will be 2 of the following: Amber, Kail, and Jen.

It can only happen to Jennifer

Something like this can only happen to Jennifer. We are both sitting around the house and she gets up to let the dogs out and then she comes and tracks me down and tells me there is a bird in the house. Not really gaging what she said I didn't react. Then she says it again and I figure it out. She opened the door and it was just long enough that a young bird flew in. So I man the door and she grabs the broom and tries to coral the bird out the door. After a few minutes of that, we trade spots. I man the broom and get the bird back into the kitchen. Once there I block it from going anywhere else but back out the door and sure enough it flies right back out. The cat was in heaven the whole time this was going on, the dogs didn't even notice.

Midget Comedy

Crazy way to advertise a product, but it works for me

Mascots Race

It's always good times when mascots are involved

Happy Birthday Hoff....

You don't look like the double nickels. Keep up the good work, although here's some of your bad work

Game Time!!!!!

Click here and play this game. Don't ask me how, but I got 9 out of 10 right. I guessed on most of them, so trust me I don't know it that well, but I'd like to get to know them more

I'm Star Wars stupid

Just to show you how stupid I am for Star Wars, Jennifer and I went out at midnight on friday night/saturday morning to the hallmark store to get the new Star Wars orniments. I needed them for the all Star Wars christmas tree that I have. It wouldn't be complete without them. Jennifer got a couple orniments too, but she'll have to put them on her own tree, cause she can't put anything non Star Wars on my tree

Big Brother 8 update

Danielle won POV so most likely she will take herself off the chopping block. Most likely Joe might go up in her place. Joe knows this and is kissing Jen's (HOH) ass and it's really funny

Big Brother 8 update

Jen is still HOH

Up for nomintation are Evil Dick and his daughter Danielle. I hope Evil Dick stays, cause while Danielle is fun to look at, she doesn't add much to the show

Big Brother 8 Results

Carol is voted out
Jen is HOH, yeah!!!!!!!! Only way she was going to stay this week is if she won, so we get another week of her wearing 8 year old girl size bikinis

Iphone update

I wasn't able to pick up a signal on my iphone for a couple days, well I could get a signal for a minute, then go 3 hours without one. I took it to the ATT store and they looked it over and put a new chip in it. They told me to take it home sync it up and then if it still didn't work, take it to apple. So I reset it and nothing, so off to the apple store I go. I get to the apple store and they told me that I would have an appointment in 30 minutes. So I show back up to the store in 30 minutes and wait to be called. Well I should of taken the approach of everyone else at the store, don't get an appointment and just go right up to the service person and demand some service. It worked for a few people, so it might of worked for me. I continue to wait, finally I get the call. The guy looks at my phone, says he is going to reset it and asks if he can help the next person while it resets. I say ok, my big mistake. So he goes off to help another person, then I wait and wait. He finally comes back to mine and tells me it's not working, so he says he's going to get me a new one. Then back to work he goes on the other person. Finally he gets back to my phone. Sets it up and gives me it. I look at it, it has no signal. He takes it back and goes into the back, a couple minutes later he returns and it works. So yes apple will take care of you, just in time

To much time on there hands

Yeah these guys have to much time on there hands. The real question is if they get all 5 of the construction bots and form into 1 big robot. If not, they suck

Bust a move with Star Wars

Best Action Star....

Best Action Star......from the Phillipines.....from the 1970's, who is also a midget. His name is Weng Weng and he kicks ass

Movie Review

Went and saw Transformers and I was happy with it. Going into it, you know what it's going to be and that's what it is. Funny thing is that I asked Jennifer what she thought of it and she didn't think it was going to have as much violence as it had. I asked her why she felt that way, she said that the cartoon was never that violent, so she didn't expect the movie to be that way. Ok, whatever you think Jennifer

Big Brother update

Danielle won power of veto and from what I can tell, she's not going to use it.

Big Brother update

Head of Household: Kail

Up for Eviction:
Amber and Carol


Who's going to get kicked out, I don't know. I do know I'd rather have them kick out amber, cause Carol is the hotter of the 2 of them

Favorite part of summer....

Big Brother is back and the real good news is that they have a ton of hot chicks on the show, oh and they are all young. The even better part is that I get to watch 3 hours of it, uncensored, every night on showtime. Once again, showtime rules by giving u soft core porn, cause that will happen on big brother this year

Please Beware!!!! Fireworks Season!!!!

The next big movie....

To bad not everyone is excited about the new Transformers movie

Kobe's honest...

Well he's honest with these kids. To bad he wasn't honest with his wife when Kobe decided to stick it to some girl in Colorado

Explaining it to my mom....

My mom was wondering was all goofy and wasn't working. I had to come clean and tell her it was because I got a new Iphone. She wondered why I would do such a thing. She couldn't believe that I would wait in line for something like that, well I told her that I didn't wait in line for it, I made Jennifer wait for it. Then she wondered why I needed a new phone when I just got 1 a year before. I put it to her like this, she likes to go on vacation a ton and she enjoys that. Well I don't go on vacation, I get a new phone and I enjoy that. That put it into perspective for her and she understood it.

A Classic???

Sometimes I have to question the people over at the AMC Channel. AMC stands for American Movie Classics. Now I was scanning through the channel guide today and oh my, they are playing the Patrick Swayze movie, Black Dog. Not quite what I think of when I think of the word classic. Are they going to be playing terrible trucker movies from now on, if so, they should line up "Over the Top" cause it's about as bad as Black Dog. Maybe they are changing the C to crap. I don't know, I can't explain it.

Thank you cable

Thanks to cable, mainly HBO and Skin-a-max, I can't remember the last day that I haven't watched a part of one of the Star Wars movies. I'll watch from the start, middle, or the end. I know I've seen each movie a billion times, but it's just filler. I know what is going to happen and it's just a nice thing to have running in the background.