Silly government!!!

I got a goverment bill a month or 2 ago, sent it in, forgot the stamp, and it took 3 weeks to get it sent back to me. Oh I forgot to say this was to the local city that I am in and that the post office is right down the road from me. 3 Weeks!!!! So in that 3 weeks, I got another bill for that ammount + 93 cents. So I called and asked the city if I would get a new bill for 93 cents and they said yes. Ahhhh it takes more money for u to send it to me and for you to bother yourself with this then it does the 93 cents. F'n government!!!!


Last day for 1 of my employees here today, he's entering the mexican military. Yeah, it amazed me to that they even had 1. So we got him a cake for his last day. On the cake it said "Good Luck Honey"

Why good luck honey you ask???? Well it's cause his reading teacher called him honey, so he thought it was ok to call everyone honey. Ahhhh, so he was calling guys honey and the such. Well we broke it to him that it wasn't ok to call guys honey and we haven't let him forget about it this day. So we call him honey this and honey that. He gets so mad at us when we call him honey, so the cake was great, he was happy cause we got him the cake, but then upset since it had honey on it. Pure comedy

Day Off

Honestly this is the first day I have had off since x-mas. The store was closed on easter, but I still had to go in. The store is open today, but day shift is doing it all and I am doing nothing. It feels great. Granted, please remember that most days I just hang out at work, don't really work. So what did I do today. Well I slept in till 8, got up, watched Price is Right, took dogs to the park and petsmart, did lunch, and am now watching tv. Yikes I live a boring life, maybe I should of worked today.

Dammit I hate fox reality channel. To much good programming. The Villa is like 4 hot chicks and 4 guys and the game is to see if at the end of the week they hooked up with the right person that the love computer thought they would, ha ha ha!!!! Also they re-run old reality shows like Joe Millionaire and Last Comic Standing, but they plug in behind the scenes stuff during the show and that makes it fun to watch again, fun fun fun!!!

Off to nap, I suck!!!!

Decisions Decisions!!!

What the F am I going to watch this summer. While the new Fox Reality Channel is out there, there are also new reality shows that look so fucking bad that they could go down as some of the worst reality shows of all time. Here's the 2 examples:

NBC's crap fest known as "Hit Me Baby One More Time" which takes old musical acts and has them compete to see who is the biggest piece of crap. This week they will have A Flock of Seagulls, Arrest Development, CeCe Peniston, Loverboy, and Tiffany perform. Other weeks will have different performers. I'm putting my money this week on Canada's best product next to Doug Henning, Loverboy!!!! I remember when Tiffany and Debbie Gibson were huge, we would always debate who was hotter. Debbie always won. Look for the show next Thursday at 8pm, well 8pm my time.

Now that show could work, but it's nothing compared to this dump ABC is going to present to us:

Dancing with The Stars!!!!!

Here's the ABC description of this load, I can't do it justice!!!

Dancing with the Stars is a totally unique and original series that pairs a celebrity with a professional dance partner as they train and then compete in front of a studio audience in a televised dance competition. The pairs will be judged by a panel of experts and also by viewers at home, with one couple being eliminated each week.

In the first round of competition, each couple will demonstrate how well their training and rehearsing has paid off, by performing a choreographed cha cha cha routine or a waltz. This Latin style of dance (cha cha cha) allows the female professional dancers, Edyta, Charlotte and Ashly, to lead their celebrity dance partners, Evander, John and Joey. In the ballroom style (waltz), the male professional dancers, Louis, Jonathan and Alec, lead their partners, Trista, Rachel and Kelly.

At the end of each performance, judges will give each couple a score. At the end of the broadcast, viewers will be instructed on how to call in and cast their vote for their favorite couple. The highest scores (from the judges and the audience) will be combined. At the conclusion of next week's episode, one couple will be eliminated.





Holy cow, does that show stink it up!!!! But lets look at the stars of this show:


Trista Sutter-Reality TV show whore, she was the original Bachlorette
Rachel Hunter- You know, Stacey's Mom. Hot Older model, I'd tap it!!!!
Kelly Monaco-On General Hospital, no idea who she is, but I'd hit it and quit it!!!
Joey McIntyre-Former New Kid on the Block.
Evander Holyfield-Ahhhh, washed up boxer with half an ear
John O'Hurley-J. Peterman from Seinfeld

I'm putting my money on Kelly for the women, she looks the part, and Peterman for the men, I bet bubba can dance.

When does Big Brother 6 start, so I can turn off these shows. Ahhh who am I kidding, I'll watch them all. Ahhhh the joys of 2 tivos!!!!

Move forward please

So I went to an unnamed place to get some food last night. Did the drive thru thing. I didn't get any special order stuff, no minus this, no minus that. I ordered off the menu. Pull up to the window give them my money and wait for a couple of minutes. There's no one behind me or nothing, cause I would feel bad for them since I'm just sitting there waiting. While I am waiting they then ask me if I could pull around front and they will bring me my stuff in a minute. WTF there is no one behind me or nothing, no one. Unfortunitly I said ok and pulled around front. After this all went down I questioned myself for doing this and why they even asked me to do this. If they ask me to do this again, I'll decline, ahhhh next time!!!!!

I'm in love!!!

I'm in love and her name is channel 250 on Direct Tv. Why you ask???? Ahhhhh cause it's a new channel, the Fox Reality Channel. All reality all the time. Holy Shit, I love reality shows and this is the best thing that could ever happen. The shows aren't the best, but they are still reality shows and because of that, I will watch!!!

Ex-treme Dating
5th Wheel
Joe Millionaire
Love Cruise
Temptation Island

Ohhhh my!!!!

Plus they are going to have foreign screw fests from other countries. Best Channel ever, thanks Fox!!!! Thanks to you Fox, I will pay no attention to the store, Jennifer, or my dogs. Thanks a whole f'n lot!!!!

Hot, but not!!!

While I was waiting for the episode 3 movie to start they were showing the normal 12 previews. One of the movies they previewed was "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," the new Brad Pitt and Angolina Jolie movie. Angolina is so damn hot, not that it's really a big concern in my life but I could never get with her since she's fucking nuts plus she's been with some unsavory people. When she was married to Billy Bob Thorton they would carry around blood viles and also talk about how often they would have sex. Ok, that's way to much information. She's a freak and quite unsavory.

But lets look at it from Brad Pitt's point of view. He was married to Jennifer Anniston. I don't know to much about Jennifer, but I would think that she's a prude when it comes to sex, just look at her. Plus she is probably sitting around the house moaning that her career is over since friends is done and stuff like that. Poor baby!!! So Brad runs into Angolina and she's a sexual freak!!!! He can really have almost any woman that he wants but for the last few years he has had to settle for no money shot, no anal, no kink, Jennifer Anniston. Angolina shows him a little skin and he starts going nuts and starts hitting her. He can do anything with her and she's fine with it. She has no limits, but she's still unsavory.

Charity

Ahhh, how I can't stand charity. Not the normal kind of charity, I'm cool with that. I give my fair share of stuff when they call looking for stuff. I'm ok with that and I figure a certain ammount of product into my monthly numbers. Trust me, I'm ok with it.

Now here's the kind of charity that drives me crazy. So a couple of months ago I raised a thousand bucks for a nameless charity through the store. That's good and all. But right after that, they tell me someone has nominated me to be arested, they won't tell me who it is, and then I will have to call people to raise money so I can get out. I tell them I don't have time for this, but they tell me tough!!! If I want to get out of it, I would need to give them 1250 up front. YEAH RIGHT!!! Still, I want nothing to do with this. They keep pestering me and tell me that they will be at the store to pick me up at 9am this morning. Please, I don't want to do this, please can I not do this!!!! So today they show up 30 minutes late and say they are here to get me. I offer them $200 to leave me alone and they say that's fine. So I'm out $200 just so I don't have to be bothered. It's charitys like this, that won't take a no that I don't want nothing to do with. Basically black mailing me for cash, screw them!!!!!!! Honestly if I was going to give money to a charity, this isn't the charity that I would choose. I have other charities that are closer to my heart, but I was black mailed into this charity. Thanks for nothing.

DVD WTF????

Let's look at what new TV shows I have found on DVD:

Punky Brewster, seasons 1 and 2.
Unsolved Mysteries (Wait, u need to see shows on crimes that aren't solved? Who wants to buy this????)
Titus
Clarissa Explains it All (Ok Clarissa, explain to me why they put this load on DVD)
Doogie Howser
Remington Steele

Who buys this shit???

Choices???

Ok, what would u rather have as a company? Here's some choices:

1) Disney (ABC, Disneyworld, ESPN, and all that fun stuff) or Google
2) General Motors or Google
3) Disney and GM or Google

See the thing is, Google is worth more then both disney and GM combined. How crazy is that? If google went away, the economy might not like it, but it won't bother it either. Just like with all the other dot com companies, this 1 is going through the roof and it should fall in time. It won't disappear, it just won't be as big as it was. So imagine if GM all of a sudden was no more, it would have a huge effect on the economy. It would be a huge loss to the economy, huge. Disney wouldn't have as big effect as GM would, but it would still be a dent in the economy. How does wall street let this get out of control, I have no idea.

I repent

So I went and saw it and it was really good. Went after work tonight and I think Jennifer stayed awake during the whole movie, so that's another good sign. But lets get to the juicy parts. While the emperor claims he can stop people from dying, he can't use any of the dark side to work on his teeth. He needs some serious dental work done and you can tell that the galaxy far far away must be related to the british since the emperors teeth were straight out of england. The other thing that amazes me is the fact that every planet has a atmosphere that humans can breath in. Amazing!!!!

Tired

How said is it that I am to tired that I am not going to see the movie, sad, but true!!!!

Found

I'll admit, I have a crush on the Direct TV help channel hostess. I've had the crush on her from the first day I got Direct TV. Her name is Tanya Memme. I would sit there and watch the help channel for hours cause I just couldn't get enough of her. But I did those things when I had time and a life, but now I couldn't find the time for Tanya and also to find out what's new with Direct TV.

But that all came to an end today when I was sitting here trying to find something to watch at 8:30am on a saturday morning, a good spot to find all sorts of good shows, not really. So I clicked on this show called "Sell This House" ince I'm going through the home buying/selling fun. And wouldn't you know, my Direct TV goddess Tanya Memme is the host of the show. She's even hotter now since she's working around the house. Talk about a turn on. Plus she's in more natural clothes. Only problem that I had with the show is that they were to lazy to take down the wallpaper and just painted over it. Lazy aholes, it wasn't Tanya's decision, so she's safe!!!!

Still haven't seen it

Not sure when I will see episode 3, but it is on the to do list. Rarely will I see a movie in the movie theater. It takes a real special movie for me to see it in the theater. Last one I think I saw was Girl Next Door. I could be wrong, but I think that's it.

One of my guys is joining the army in mexico, so he will be gone in 2 weeks, plus 1 of my other girls wants to cut down from 5 nights to 4. But my 2 other employees want to pick up more hours, so I can cover some of them here and there. But I'll need to hire a new person. Most likely a youngster that will want a couple of days a week. All girls, all the time. Works for me!!!! Wait did I mention they were young, ha ha ha!!!!

Powerball is up to 155 million this weekend, oh how I would love to hit it. Hey just let me get 100k, I won't complain.

I'm watching this Star Wars special right now and they talk to all of the old cast members and Harrison Ford looks like a total tool with a ring ear ring. Tool

Who thinks of this???

Watching a show on discovery right now called Alien Planet. It's like a sci fi geeks best show ever. What they have done is create a planet, galaxies away and have created life that exists on it and how they all interact. Then scientists come on the show and try to rationalize what is going on. Plus they throw some probes from earth to explore this planet. Of course the probes run into the problems of the planet, but the other probes come to the rescue. Someone has to much money and time to make this show. But then again, who am I to watch it????

Cut my finger today cutting tomoatoes, nothing serious, like a paper cut, more annoying then it is painful. If I keep this up, my fingers will start to look like the forehead of Dusty Rhodes.

One of my employees put his 2 weeks in. He's going to go to mexico and join the air force or whatever they have down there. You can go for 3 months down there, try it out and see if u like it and if u do u can stay, if not u can get out. No wonder mexico never enters into any war. Well except the war that was going on in the movie Red Dawn.

Weather Report

Shit, it's only May 18. It gets even worse!!!!

Metro Phoenix forecast

Wed

H: 96
L: 70

Thu

H: 100
L: 72

Fri

H: 105
L: 77

Sat

H: 107
L: 79

Sun

H: 107
L: 80

Mon

H: 107
L: 81

Tue

H: 105
L: 82

Crazy thinking

The closer we get to the new star wars movie, the crazier of thoughts I get about the movie. Ok, so lets assume that Annakin is right handed, that's the hand he uses his saber with. Plus that's also the hand that got chopped off and was replaced with a mechanical hand. So now that we have the back ground to my crazy thoughts. So as a teen growing up or someone is his early 20's, he has urges. How tough would it be for the kid to use his hand when he needs to pleasure himseld. Imagine a metal hand pulling it. I doubt that would be hot. Speaking of not being able to get the job done with a metal hand. Ok so Anakin and Padame got it on and in the new movie she gets pregnant. Well I would think that they would of had some sort of forplay, so imagine him trying to get intimate with padame down there with his metal hand. She could not of been into that. Imagine if he gave her the shocker with the metal hand, that could really be some sort of shocker

Crazy!!!

How crazy is this??? One of the corporate run stores was broken into last night. It wasn't a normal break in though. They broke into 1 of the stores in the strip mall and then went down the line, breaking through the walls of the stores and went to town. Sounds like alot of effort, but lets look at what is really in this strip mall that they broke into. A check cashing place, ok money, a tailor shop, ok clothes, a nail place, ok fake nails, a dry cleaner, ok martinizing, travel agent, airline tickets, and a sub shop, ok ham. In my opinion not a good clean up to go through all that effort and not make a killing with $$$ or goods. Bad crooks, before u know it they will break into a sonic and grab some tater tots!!!!

A first

A contestant got up on the price is right and the guy was wearing a suit. So much nicer then the do it yourself t-shirt that everyone seems to do. Some people wear some pretty stupid stuff while they are on stage, but this was a breath of fresh air. Plus he made it to the showcase showdown.

Plus I think I might have found a house that I like. Well I found a couple houses that I like, they aren't new, well 1 of them has never had anyone living in them, so it's like new. This new house stuff is going to drive me crazy and I'm ready to move on and get into somewhere new

She's back...

My employee that didn't show on saturday was back again at work today. No sorry to me or nothing. She's knee deep in her lies. But I still keep her since I like my free time!!!!

Got woken up at 5:50 this morning. Shit someone must be dead or something, nope my old man calling and talking house stuff with me, and then he asked me what time it was here and I told him it was 5:50 and he said he was sorry.

At the store I have free wi-fi for customers, but 1 of them is getting out of hand. She sits in the store, couple hours at a time and just gets a drink and chips. Yeah that's fine and stuff, but she brings her dogs with her and leaves them outside for hours on end. Please remember that it was 100 degrees today and the dogs are basically laying on ashpalt. Customers are starting to complain about it and complain to her about her leaving her pooches outside for hours. Well needless to say I think it could get ugly. She says she uses the internet for school, ok fine. But a customer said something to her about them today and she said to one of my employees that she doubts I would say anything about it to her since it would be stupid for me to do that to a customer. She also claims that while she might not be spending alot of money at the store, once she graduates, she will. Yea right. If I have to get ugly with her about the way she treats her dogs, I doubt I will miss her $2.10 she drops on me daily.

Busy Busy Busy

Ahhh, had to cater an event for 600 people today. Major cash, but......I had to start work this morning at 6am and the good news is that I was done with my end of the event at 9:30am. But that doesn't mean the day was over, nope I got thumped all day. A constant thump, no long lines, just 1 after another after another. Shit, in yesterdays blog I said the event was yesterday, no, it was today.

So that wasn't that bad, but then at 1pm, 1 of my employees was looking for the phone number to have someone come in for her. Well that other person wasn't going to be able to do it since she specifically asked for this day off. So what does she do, she doesn't even show up or nothing. No calls or nothing. She must be dead, or at least to me she is.

My feet are sore right now. I took off my shoes to let them breath.

Since I worked all day, my day was really uneventful. Had a couple of Krispy Kremes, some soda, and a ton of work.

Things worked out for me though since I only ran a 2.5% labor cost. So for instance, if I sold $1, it would of cost me 2.5 cents to make it. Kept it low cause of employee ditching out on me, oh and did I mention that cash is king???? Employees love it, so I hear. I wonder if corporate will have a bug up my ass when they see that low number. Blahhh, I'm outside of there sphere of influence, so I do what I want to do. That reminds me of an MC Hammer song, "Addams' Groove"


*they do what they wanna do, say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live, play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance, kick and the slap a friend
The addams family

Now I was cold coolin', you know (maxin' and relaxin')
Just kickin' it around the house (oaktown kicking' it)
When a knock, a knock, a knock and a voice yo!
Can hammer come out? (what's up?)
Now I don't mind (mind) being a friend
And showin' a little bit of flava (flava)
But wednesday, pugsley, gomez, fester (oh man)
Man, them some strange neighbours

*

I remember the day I needed to borrow
A little of pepper (for my chicken)
The next thing you know, comin' at me
Was a hand with the fingers high steppin' (I'm witcha)
Now I tried to play it along (you know)
And act like I was havin' a ball (ha ha)
But what do I see (yo) a perm with feet (cousin it)
Standin' about three feet tall (I'm outta here)

*

Speakin' and thinkin' about the addams
You know the hammer is with it (I'm with it)
Act a fool, no bones, swooop, goofy and randy
You know we kick it (the posse)
Now is the time to get in your mind
It's ok to be yourself (be yourself)
Take foolish pride and put it aside
Like the addams, yo! they def (that's a family!)

*

(addams) too legit
(addams) too legit
(addams) too legit (who's too legit?)
(the addams family)
(you know what I'm saying, the addams)
(addams) too legit (oh yeah)
(addams) too legit (talkin' 'bout the addams now)
(addams) too legit (I'm saying it's the addams now)
(the addams family)
(yo! take to the bridge)
(thank you fester)

Oh yeah, yeah
Oh, this is the addams groove right here, ha ha

(addams) yeah yeah
(addams) just like that
(addams) oh yeah
(the addams family) you know you gotta fully understand

They dok what they wanna do, say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live, play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance, kick and they slap a friend
(the addams family)

(addams) too legit
(addams) too legit
(addams) too legit
I'm tellin' you I saw the hand
(the addams family) thing, man, I saw

They do what they wanna do, say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live, play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance, kick and they slap a friend
(the addams family) it's the addams

Yeah, thank you fester, I needed to go back to the bridge again
Thank you, thank you, now check this out



Feel free to watch part of this song by clicking here. Great video!!!

Looking back at hammer, u have to wonder, could he make it today. Ok, we will forgive him for the Hammer pants. We have to give him a break on that one. But lets not forget those ugly ass gold glasses he would wear. Plus he would always wear a wife beater. Plus the damn fool went through a bunch of cash real fast!!!! Plus Hammer had this guy in his posse that had that straight up hair, holy shit, that was bad hair and a bad posse member. But last but not least, he had some songs that wouldn't get by in todays world. For instance, would "Pray" get by today. "We have to pray just to make it today!!!!" Nah, that wouldn't be a hit. Plus he also did that piece of shit remix of "Have U Seen Here?" Plus the whole 2 legit 2 quit thing he had going, it wouldn't make it today. Maybe if he prayed, it would make it today!!!

Go to the link for the video of Addams Groove and then look at all his other videos. Ohhhhh they were bad, what were we thinking????

Baking

I'm sitting here in my house and baking cause the AC won't kick in right now. I could get up and lower the temp, or......I could just sit and wait. I'll wait and bake.

Speaking of baking I have to cater a lunch for like 600 people today and like 80 people on tuesday. Needless to say, things are good at the store. I might soon own my car again, which would be real good!!!! Paying off a car loan in 6 months is good for me!!! I think I might buy the store a delivery/reefer truck. I know, a reefer truck, it's not the blunt mobile, it's a refrigerated truck. Could I get enough use out of it to justify it. I'm not sure if I want to invest that much hoping it will work out.

I love going to the school that I deliver lunch to on fridays. It's always an adventure. Always a stupid story. Well since it is also a church on the side, they have a youth center and of course they show pictures of things they have done, oh and also pictures of the hot chicks too. Well they must of went on a habitat for humanity type thing to mexico and they took some pics in front of the house they were working on. All the kids have this disgusted look on there face and look scared shit less. Then they show pictures of the kids while they are at the posh hotel and they are happier then pigs in slop. Here's there attitude, yeah hotels and fun, blahhh to the scary people. Hmmm, sounds like my opinions too

Stupiest Person is....

I've come to the conclusion that Darth Vader is the stupidest person of all time. Ok, so his kids are born, but the fool can't find either 1 of them. One of them has the same last name as he did, Skywalker!!! Don't they have a galactic white pages or something. How many skywalkers can there be??? It's not like it's as common as Fett or Calrission. He's so dumb!!!!!

On to my world. I went to El Pollo Loco tonight and on the menu it says "leg or thigh" so I order 2 leg or thigh, thinking they would pick what they wanted to, maybe 1 of each or 2 of the same. But instead I get 2 legs and 2 thighs. Ahhhhh!!!!!

1 Week

1 week until the new star wars movie comes out. I remember that I went to the midnight screening of episode 1, had someone stand in line and we all leached off him for tickets. Went to an advance screening of Episode 2. Now that the last episode is coming out I feel the buzz but am to old to get all crazy about it at this point. I will see it in the theaters, which is rare for me, but I won't see it the first day, much less the first week.

Burger King is the lucky store that will get all the hype for the movie with all the new food toys. back in the day u didn't get toys for the Star Wars movies, u got glasses. I have all of them except a couple of the episode 4 glasses. Of course my favorite glass is the episode 5 glass with Lando on it. I have like 3 or 4 of them, but it's my favorite!!! I only use this glass, no one else uses this glass, no one!!! So when my clumsy ass aunt comes to town, what's the first glass she grabs??? Of course my Lando glass. I feared she would break it and then break my heart. She didn't break it, but I made sure she didn't use it again. Use my jabba glass, my ewok glass, just not LANDO!!!!

Can a gang bang consist of getting screwed twice?

Yeah, I think yesterday I got gang banged at work. And by that I mean I got screwed twice. Both my shift leaders took a dump on me and called it. Got the first call at 6:45 and she was legitimitly sick. So, I woke up, cleaned up and hauled myself into work. Couple hours into the day, my night time shift leader came into the store and told me that someone was dying or something like that, blah blah blah. She wanted to trade days with me. Ok, that's fine. Don't ask me what was her deal, she just needed the time off. I didn't pay attention since I just didn't care. At that point in the day, my day was shot and it was down hill from there. I was actually thinking about taking the day off.

I'll try to get out of there early today.

I need to go to ticketmaster today and get a graduation present for 1 of my employees. He wants to go to this 1 concert so bad and has been trying to win tickets for the past few weeks and he gets so bummed out when he doesn't win them. So I'll swoop in and save the day.

What's the deal with all the celebrity weddings lately?

Kenny Chesney and Renee Zellwiger? Ahhhh, I smell publicity stunt. Maybe I'm wrong, but hey they did meet at a tsunami benefit.

Seal and Heidi Klum? I just pray they don't have kids, cause u know how some kids have there parents characteristics. Well I'm sure there baby would have Heidi's body and Seals head. Bad face and no hair, not good. Shit, I just found out she really is pregnant. I pray for the kid

I promise that I will not follow the trend and I will not get married. No more celebrity weddings for a while. I will not participate in this current trend.

House drama

Ok, so I got my heart set on this 1 house, hell I would even settle for a different/smaller house in the same development. But see, that would be to easy. Not with this development. If I walked into the place today and said, "Hi, I have enough cash in my hand right now to buy a house, can I have 1?" The answer would be no. Instead they do a lot sale and only release 4 at a time. What they do is send out an email to all people that are interested in it. So if u don't show up to the community within 30 minutes or so, oh and have 20k in cash, forget about it. How fucked up is that. Plus it will still take 8-12 months to build the fucking house.

No idea if I really want this house anymore or if I just want to buy an existing house. It would be nice, but the upside on resale won't be as good. Decisions decisions!!!!

Return of the Jedi tidbits

I just got done watching Return of the Jedi on a local tv station. Good movie, but I have a few problems with it.

Lando is flying into the new death star and and the tiny x-wing is having issues moving inside of it, so bad that it crashes into the wall and explodes. Well the big bad milenium falcon flys around with very little problems. How the f does that happen???

You know who I feel the sorriest for in the movie. It's the random rebel soldiers in the end sequence of the movie. See there is a celebration going on and the ewoks are playing music and dancing and so are these random rebel guys. They just are standing there and busting a grove. They even made a rebel trooper action figure:



and then they made a action figure for the dancing rebel troop:




Damn that trooper could cut the rug.

PC my ass!!!!

Not that I really cared about them, but I care less even more for Marquette Univeristy now since they changed there name again. It was not PC to call them the Warriors. So they went with the Golden Eagles, which everyone hated. The alumni and the students bitched that they hated it so they changed the name again. This time they changed it to "The Gold" WTF????? The Gold, what the hell is that. So what is there mascot going to be, a gold bar or gold brick. Maybe a guy dressed in all gold, named Fort Knox. That's a real sad name!!!

I hate when people get all PC and change the name of there school mascot. St. Johns use to be the Red Men, now they are the Red Storm, very weak!!!

My favorite PC name change was when the university of hawaii changed there name from the rainbow warriors to just the warriors. Why the change, well it was cause the rainbow was a symbol for the gay community. How sad is that????

Best Fight Ever!!!!

Was just watching Showtime boxing on friday night. Here's how the fight went down. Bell Rings, round 1: Both men throw a punch at the same time, knock each other down. Both get back up and then the second punch to 1 of the guys knocks him down again for a TKO. 22 second fight, ha ha ha, I feel so sorry for the people in the crowd that paid to see the fight. Look for it on sportscenter, it will be the top play of the week.

Here's how crazy and backwards AZ is. It doesn't require amusement parks to be inspected for safety. So when the carnivals come to town with the reliable carnies, they can just set up and let it loose. Holy shit, that's crazy

Continue my ban

I'm still not going to watch American Idol anymore. It's old and nothing new can be done with it. Ok, so I saw an interview with the last guy kicked out. His name was Scott and he was trying to act all thugish. Hey kid, you're done, white, and your 15 minutes are now up. Nighty Night AI!!!!

Well we got pre-approved for the mortgage for the house. We asked for enough money for the small house, 2300 sq ft. But now I think I have got Jennifer convinved that we need a 3000 sq ft house, so I'll have her call back and see if we qualify for that too. Shit that house is so big and so nice.

Here's the big house:



Here's the smaller house:




Both houses are nicer, I just know what I like better. Plus the $ upside on the large house for resale is higher

American Idol, YEAH!!!!

I don't care about American Idol, I haven't cared since Kelly Clarkson and that fine juicy ass of hers won the first American Idol. It should be called American Kareoke, since that's all it is really.

Ok, enough about that show, but they do have a mexican version of it, it's called Acadameia, spanish for "the Academy"

To be on the show, u either have to be from mexico or your parents have to be from mexico. There are 2 americans still left on the show. They are both from the hotbeds of the mexican communities in LA and in Idaho. WTF??? Idaho????

But here's a little known fact about Acdemia, do u know why they don't call it Mexican Idol??? Well other then the lawsuit issues from the American Idol people, they also didn't name it Mexican Idol cause people would confuse the meaning of the show. Since if it was called Mexican Idol, it would be about people crossing the border, who can do it and who can do it the fastest and safest. Hey my mexican crew members thought that was a pretty funny joke.

TV Shows that are on DVD that shouldn't be

It amazes me that people will put out crappy tv shows on DVD. Do people really want to relive these shows? I doubt it!!! But these shows are really on DVD for u to buy.

Pure ass DVD's:
Spencer For Hire
Americas Funniest Home Videos
Boy Meets World (Piece of shit show, how did it last for 7 years??? One word: Topanga)
Airwolf
Murder She Wrote
Golden Girls

Who wants to buy these DVD's and watch them??? This is just a short list of the pure crap that is out there. Please don't buy any of this shit!!!!

Phone!!!!

Jennifer found out about the phone and didn't kill me. She wasn't happy, saying I didn't tell her. I did tell her that I needed a new phone, but she was asleep when I woke her up and told her, so according to her, that doesn't count.