Who won't be appearing....

One of the summers hit shows is "Hit Me One More Time" which is where each week 5 old time musical artists come on, sing there hit, then a new song, and then the crowd picks out the winner for that week. Such great acts like Tiffany, Flock of Seagulls, Loverboy, and Haddaway among others have graced the stage.



Here's some bands that won't be appearing on the show "Hit Me One More Time"

Great White: After that whole bar fire thing where everyone died, they haven't been that popular

Milli Vinilli: Well ever since Rob died, Fab can't get the lip synicing on

2Pac: He's not dead, he's just hanging with Elvis and Biggie. It would cut into his golf time and studio recording time. Fool has made more CDs since he's been dead then he was alive

Nelson: That would cut into there numerous gigs that they have all the time in Dubuque. You either get that joke or you don't, sorry.

Grace Jones: Mainly cause she doesn't know her career is over yet. Just ask her, she'll tell you it isn't. Sadly it is

One thing I would like to see them do is make a celebrity show, just bad celebrity singers, here's who I want:

Don Johnson
Eddie Murphy
Shaq
Dieon Sanders: Damn "Must be the Money" is a piece of shit song!!!
Patrick Swayze