I'm stupid

Everyday when I come home I always stare at my plants in front of the house to see how much they have grown. Granted in a day, it hasn't grown much, if anything, but I look everyday. Today I got out of my car and inspected each one to see if I could notice any new buds that were developing. This isn't the first time I have done that either. Hey I like my plants, maybe to much.

Hope you have NFL Network...

Please watch the NFL network tonight. It's going to have one of the best games of all time on, well at least in my opinion. It's a playoff game between the Bills and the Oilers. Basically the Oilers were up by 35 points in the second half and some how they lost it. Don't ask me how, but they did.

UFC 71

Another reason why Tony Danza is the boss....

Ever wonder why Tony Danza is the boss, here's another reason:

At 18, he got a tattoo on his upper arm of the Robert Crumb illustration "Keep on Truckin". It was removed in the late 1990s via laser surgery.

Yeah so....

So maybe I am watching the Lizzie McGuire movie. Yeah so it's on Univision and I don't understand a lick of it. So.....nothing wrong with me

Please Beware!!!!

Lottery

I think most people bitch every time and old fossil of a person wins the lottery. But really, think about it. Who has spare money that they have sitting around and can commit to something like the lottery. Usually old people have that kind of cash. They can either spend it on the lottery or go to a casino, or do both. So next time they win, realize that they have to win.

Oh God No!!!! Noooo!!!!

Hard core break dancing

No movie....

There was always the rumor that once this season of Sopranos was done, they might do a movie about it, kind of like X-Files and Simpsons. Well that sure as shit isn't going to happen now that everyone on the damn show is dying 1 by 1.

Oh btw....Meadow is the next cast member to die. She borrows Tony's Escalade. When the vehicle is spotted in New York, Phil's people believe it is Tony trying to expand his business into their territory. So they attack the Escalade and Meadow is killed.

I voted!!!!

Yesterday there was a local election dealing with a bunch of bonds that they wanted to issue. So I went to the school across the street from my house and they told me I was in the wrong place to vote, I had to go to a different school. Ok, doesn't make sense, but no big problem.

Some of the issues I voted that they should give more money to:
Parks
Police
Fire Department

Some of the issues I voted against:
Bigger airport
More money for libraries. Yeah I voted against it, maybe it's cause I don't have kids. Maybe it's cause I never use 1. Maybe it's cause I think they are obsolete because of all the information on the net. Or maybe it's cause reading is my kyrtonite and a library is the epicenter for reading in this world and I want to defeat it.

The future of MMA

I can see this totally being the future of MMA. Forget Ju Jitsu. Forget everything. This can pawn them all!!!! All you need is a pamal horse in the middle of the ring.

I could win!!!!

I'd just sit down there and block all there mini shots.

Nice screw up...

I wonder what is on her mind and what she wants to do after the game

Comedy

Was waiting at a stop sign today and I noticed 2 mini crotch rockets on the sidewalk. You know those mini kids sized cycles. They were at the crosswalk and I knew the turn light was going to happen and they weren't stopping, even though the signal for them was don't walk. 1 bike was cruising along and smack, a car turning pull out in front of it and the guy on the cycle smacked his face right into the car. I saw it coming from a distance and I was dying laughing when it happened. The kid got back up, the car driver looked at him, looked at his car. At that point I had to turn and go on my way.

Dear....

Dear Mel C. yes you Sporty Spice,

Are you trying to get people to talk about you or something??? What's your deal. All the other spice girls want to get together and have a reunion tour except for you Mel C. I would so go to that show. Yeah I'd wear headphones or something to block out the music and I'd just sit in the corner of the arena and stare at some of you. While I wouldn't look at either of the Mel's, B and C, or Scary and Sporty. I would be undressing Geri, Ema, and Victoria, better known as Giner, Baby, and Posh. While most people are Posh people, I would rather have Ginger or Baby. Posh has had to much work done on her, well work that you notice, while Baby and Ginger, look a little more natural, well more natural then Posh.

Ok, so back to you Mel C, don't ruin things for me, go on tour. Hell just go with them, you don't need to get on stage, just get those 3 hotties on stage and let them grind up against each other.

Dog Sitting....

Jennifer has a friend from work that always watches our dogs when we go out of town. Well her friend got into an accident yesterday and broke a leg and will be in the hospital for a while, so we got called into dag watching duty to watch her dog. She has a little dacsand, or however u spell it. You know a wiener dog. My dogs are really wound up cause he is here and the new dog is loud and barks a ton. Sounds like fun to me!!!!!

My Kentucky Derby Pick....

Please mark it down, this horse will win the Kentucky Derby. Please pick the #14 horse, it has 10-1 odds. The name of the horse, Scat Daddy. Anytime you can get a shit reference into a horse name, it works for me. I didn't pick it cause I know anything, but it's a kind of porn and since porn is good, this horse must be good.

Shame on you Hoff....

SNAP INTO IT!!!!!!!!

I think I had the ebst dinner ever. 2 Slim Jims, some cottage cheese, and some gatorade. Oh btw Jennifer is gone til sunday and I'm going to have a good time.

My mom thinks I have a great memory...

My mom calls me up and asks me if I remember this woman that used to work at Kohls with my mom....and I butt in and tell her no. She's asking me about someone who she use to work with 20 years ago. Somehow I supposed to remember her? I told her I can't remember what I had for dinner last night and my mom expects me to remember something like that.

My Baby is back....

I'm so happy, my girl Britney hit the stage last night. She's making a comeback, now I just wish she would come back to me.