Catching up on the Oscars

Ok, so I watched the oscars sunday night and here's my takes on it. I will have to admit I think the oscars are racists. Why do I say that, well as soon as some minority wins an award, they cut to people who are of the same minority. For instance a spanish guy won the award for best song, so they cut to pictures of the only token spanish people in the crown, antonio banderas and salma hayek. Ok, maybe it's just a coincidence. So Jamie Foxx wins and then they cut to pictures of Oprah and Halle Berry. Don't be racist oscars!!!!!

Also Hillary Swank won best actress and said that she was a simple girl from a trailer park. No way is she white trash!!! She looks so white trash. Remember, you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

Another fun day at the store. My mexican connection spent the day in mexico going to the voodoo doctor to try and get prego. I may not be a doctor and I didn't stay at a holiday inn last night, but I do know this. She isn't getting pregnant. Why u say? Cause god doesn't want her to or maybe some shit like that.

Spring training baseball games start tomorrow, I might go to a couple games, blahhhh who am I kidding, it's to cold to go outside right now and I think I will curl up and sleep.

Had a hot little girl stop into the store today to apply for a job. To young and I think she has issues. Might be to tempting. Control, mental control.

Carnie Love

Ok, so around here little fairs pop up in parking lots all the time this time of the year cause it's warm in az and u can still get away with putting up some amusement rides and make a buck.

Well in a parking lot close to the store the carnival is going strong. So while this is good news, cause they are buying sandwiches left and right from the store, I would assume the rate of teen girl sexual assults is up. The real odd thing about Carnies is that they love meatball and cheese sandwiches. I didn't realize this, but after some further study I found out why they are eatting them. I found the USFA carnie food pyramid

Top of the pyramid: Funnel Cakes
Middle of the pyramid: Meatball and Cheese Subs
Bottom of the pyramid: Fried Snickers

I also learned some other things about carnies. They have a code by which they stand by. It's like the carnie 10 commandments, except it's only 3 commandments. They are:

1) Eat a funnel cake a day
2) Never shower
3) Try to seduce young women

I told one of my employees with a hot little rocket of a daughter she could not take her there since they would try to seduce her. She said her daughter wouldn't give them the time of day, I told her that carnies have some sort of voodoo and can control there mind and have sex with young girls as long as they give them free carnival ride tickets. You ride them, you get to ride for free. It's a win win situation.

Also I think carnies like Meth a lot since all there teeth are fucked up beyond belief, well meth and they don't have any dental care and they eat 500% sugar all day, well when they are not eatting meatball and cheese subs.

I'm king of the world!!! Well not really

Ok, so I went to the local Co-op meeting for all the local store owners. See I'm the young guy and I still have life in me and am not a bump on the log. See I speak out about things and how things are done. So what does that get me, well I was voted President of the Phoenix Co-op. How the fuck did that happen. I've only been a store owner for 6 months and then they throw this shit on me? Well if I screw it up I don't want to hear any complaints.

Plus I'm busting my ass turning this store around and everyone at corporate wants to give me a hug. Well of course they visit everyone in the system in the area except me. Yeah a couple of the lower end people stopped by, but not the big honcho, he went to every store, except mine. He went to the store 3 miles away, but couldn't stop by. Can you tell I am a single child and want all the attention????

Dooms Day

Well I shit canned 2 kids today for stealing. 1 kid took it ok, was shocked that I knew, but the other kid didn't take it so well. I think he was going to puke or cry, it was that bad. See the thing is, he was working at the store as some sort of work study and needed the credits to graduate from high school. OOOPPPSSS, he won't graduate from HS now. Well it could of been worse, I could of got the police involved. He begged and pleaded with me and said he would work for free and the such, but I told him I didn't want a thief working at my store. He begged and pleaded, but he should of known my weakness. He should of offered up his sister to me. Then we could of worked it out.

So if u r out there and want to work a few nights a week or some weekends, please buzz me.

While it was fun to can them, it does put me in a bind cause I am short staffed and also have kids going on vacation soon. Ugh, but I will survive.

The List

Ok, here's the fucking list. None of the the numbers that were stolen from Paris Hiltons phone book work anymore, but it's fun to think that I had Christina Aguilera and Lindsey Lohan and Ashlee Sipmsons phone numbers. Ahhh the possibilities....
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Terrorists strike

I think Al-Qaeda is here in phx and stopped by my house on friday and they blew up my home computer. Now I have to resort to using my laptop to live now. It sucks since my cable connection isn't that long, why would it need to be, my desk top is right next to the modem. But now with that out, I have to sit on the floor and type this up. Poor me

Well last night the big news is that someone broke into Paris Hiltons phone book. Of course I got the link to it. This is no bullshit, I will post a number a day, even though they are all changed by now. But it's fun to think that u had there number at 1 time. Here's ashlee simpsons digits. If u call her tell her to go back blonde, I like her better that way

Ashlee 1-310-709-1957

Great Comment

Well we had a blind guy come into the store and everything was cool with him. He ordered a salad. At first he was going to eat it at the store, but then got a call and decided he had to go and he would take it with him. So Jennifer bags it up for him and tells him to have a nice day and he replied the same back and then Jennifer told him to "Not Toss His Salad to much on the way home"


Don't toss his salad??? Has she no idea what she was saying??? I had to hold back from laughing out loud. She had no idea what was so funny. Then I said to her what she said, she couldn't figure out the problem. Then I told her and then she claims I have a dirty mind. Well I am a guy right?

Hate me!!!!

Everyone in the midwest can tell me to fuck off, but last night, February 16th I turned on the Air Conditioning. It was damn hot in the house last night and I had to turn it on. It was driving me nuts so I cooled off.

Today was kind of like college all over for me today. I went to work early today, 5am, to bake bread cause we it was a crazy day. So I worked for a couple of hours baking bread and slicing meat. Once I got done with that, I went back home and took a mid-day nap for 3 hours. Ahhh it reminded me of college when I would go to that early class and come back and crash for the rest of the day. Ohhhh how I wish I could go back to college and relive those days. Granted I could go back to college right now, but I would be that old student that no one wanted to work with and that everyone thought was a dork. But the problem with all of this is that I can't be a non traditional student for 2 reasons, 1) cause those students like to study and I hates it, and 2) I wasn't a vietnam vet. It seemed to me that all of the non traditional students were vietnam vets.

I don't get it

Yeah I know, I don't get "it" but there is something else I don't get. I'm here at the U of P and tonight they are starting a new fresh round of classes and they will be having a computer class. Ok, so u would think that a computer class would be in a computer lab, ahhhh, not here. How crazy is that, u have to sit there and watch a professor play on a computer for a few hours and u r supposed to remember from that? Ha ha ha!!! That will work just great. Granted some kids have lap tops, but not all of them. Scam, pure scam.

Where are the BSB????

Where are the Backstreet Boys??? I think I have the answer. Please read on to find out where they are.

So one of my employees is from Mexico and we talk about mexico stuff all the time, mostly me just screwing with him like asking him if Hockey is popular in mexico and if Ricky Martin is really gay. Well he was telling me about what american stars can speak real good spanish. Well X-tina and Bon Jovi can speak real good spanish, but guess who can't speak spanish? The Back Street Boys. But every time BSB would go to mexico, they would say that the next time they would come back to mexico, they would speak spanish. They did that a bunch of times and the people of mexico would fall for it everytime. Well perhaps now BSB is actually away studying there spanish and are to busy to deal with recording albums and touring. The reason it is taking so long might be because Nick hasn't been studying to much lately since he was dating Paris Hilton and allegedly beating her too. Dammit Nick, study, so BSB can get back to making good music and getting back to mexico to fulfill there promise to the people of mexico


Or maybe BSB isn't popular anymore and they are to busy spending all the money that they fleeced from the youth of america.

V-Day Haul

Got the star wars dvds and a computer bag that I didn't want. Look at what last minute shopping can do for you. Although Jennifer claims that it was hidden in some sort of hidden vault inside the house. Trust me, it was last minute since I know this house and there is no hiding spots in this house. It's not like I live in a fucking mansion, there is no hiding spots in the house. So the new code for last minute shopping is "secret hiding spot in the house"

My mom has issues

Well my mom called me and asked if I had heard all the rumors about the Jose Canseco book. I told her I had. She asked me if I believed it, I told her I am sure some of it is true. She wasn't sure if she was going to buy it cause it might hurt some of her feelings about certain players. I told her to buy it and then make up her own mind. She then asked me if she got it, when she was done, if she should send it down here for me to read. I declined since reading is not cool.

Also with my mom, the people from the Martha Stewert Apprentice show called her and asked her if she wanted to try out since someone submitted her name to them and made it past the first round. Well try outs are in Chicago and she will be in Jamacia during it, and she is in Jamacia during all of the try out stuff dates in general. She dropped a shit bomb on the person that was calling her, but they said not to worry that they would call her back for the next season. Typical my mom, swearing at people. Got to love that

I understand Jason, it's ok.

So Jason Giambi comes out and says that he's sorry for things, but can't really say what he is sorry for. But he's sorry for alot of things, he just won't tell u what they are.

I understand what Jason is going through. See most guys when they get into arrguments with a woman, the woman will be like, ok, say your sorry. At that point u will say u r sorry and then u will get hit with the next question, what r u sorry for? At that point u usually give the, ya know, line. That's what Jason did when they asked him what he was sorry for. I totally understand where he is coming from. He wasn't really sorry, he just had to say it, since his bitch, the NYC media, made him say it.

Naive naive naive

Ok, so at work, we have 3 kids, 2 guys and 1 girl, that work nights and they seem to like to hang out now. I'm all for that since when I was around there age I was working at Dominos and became friends with those people and to this day still keep in touch with them. Like I told them, I don't care what they do, just don't do it within the 4 walls of my store. Ok, so that's the background.

Well Jennifer was training 1 of them to do U of P, and part of that means punching credit cards into the machine. So the next night, 2 of the guys were working together and when Jennifer got back from the U of P, the girl was there too. She told Jennifer she was there to learn how to do the credit card machine again. That's just a line for her to hang out with the guys. So Jennifer pulls her off to the side and asks her why she is really there. She tells Jennifer to learn the machine, which is a line and why would she tell Jennifer the truth. Jennifer believes her and proclaims to me that nothing is going on. Jennifer to this day still thinks nothing was going on and that it was what it was.

Naive, naive Jennifer. There kids, they like to hang out and talk smack.

Went to a cingular store today and looked at a Razor phone, damn they are nice and light weight. Might get 1, just have to convince myself that isn't anything better I could do with $500. Hmmm, do I need new tires, since I have a blown out tire and am using my spare (it's not a donut) or a new phone that will get me all the honeys!!!! Decisions decisions

Fast Advice

If you see someone that looks like they got dirt or shit on there forehead rubbed all over, don't say anything about it. It's Ash Wednesday and it's a religious thing. Leave them alone, they aren't dirty.

Idiot Biker

Saw an idiot biker on a croch rocket skid out of control and slam his hike into the ground. He was only doing about 30 mph and he did get up and go get his bike, but it was still pure comedy. Fucking idiot, ha ha ha.

I will admit, I bag on Jennifer a little bit on here, but she is great when it comes to yelling at people at the store. I play the good cop and she plays the bad/bitch cop. Had to lay into a couple of people today and she dove right in tearing them a new ass. Ahhhh she's so much fun. Every once in a while she will step over the line and start threatening people, but she lays the fear of god into them.

Damn I just saw a sweet ass mullet at the University of Phoenix. Nothing sweeter then a guy in his 40's, trying to get an education, with a sweet black and gray mullet. Very sweet!!!!

Hollywood idiots

Ok, so I am still watching the Price is Right and CBS runs a commercial for the Grammys. Well they are promoting the fact that there will be a special tribute for the Tsunami Victims. That's great cause I know all the victims will be watching the show. I have done research and have discovered that the Grammys is the #1 show in India and Indonesia. It was barely the #1 show, it somehow edged out re-runs of "She's the Sheriff"

I love how Hollywood gets all emotional about stuff and then does really stupid things like that. Hey I feel real bad for what happened to the people of SE Asia, but doing a tribute to them on the Grammys??? Why not the Super Bowl too. Just kind of do what they did for the Simpsons Super Bowl half time show. Basically Homer reinacted Noah and the Flood. Only change it up and have the flood wash away all the people in the stadium. What a great reinactment and what a great tribute.

Maybe Chris Rock will do something at the Oscars? I can't wait for his tribute.

Maybe the ESPY's won't have a tribute for the victims, but instead they will do a new catagory for the Tsunami victims. Best person who escaped the tsunami. Now people will have to supply a video or a 1500 word essay on how they escaped the tsunami. I think the people with the video entry will have a slight edge though.

Idiots I tell you, why do they have to tell me about this kind of rubish during Price is Right.

Tactfulness

Jennifer and tactfulness don't go hand in hand.


On days when we get really busy at the store I call in some backup. Usually I call in 1 of my employees daughters. She comes in and does dishes and little things. Well needless to say she is young, young, young, and smoking hot. Ok, not a good mix for me. But since I'm the boss I try to not look, well not to much. But I don't stare. Well 1 of other employees loves to stare. I mean stare!!!! Well on sunday, he was staring and Jennifer was in the front of the store with the girl and then I walked up front and was greeted with this from Jennifer.

Jennifer said, "Please tell Manuel to stop staring at Randi, she is good looking, but she is young and she probably doesn't like that fact that Manuel is staring at her. Can you tell him to stop staring at her. It's not very nice."

Granted Jennifer said this right in front of her. Later I asked Jennifer if Randi said anything to her about his staring, she said no, but Jennifer thought that it was a little to much. I felt the same way, only with my feelings about Jennifer.

Then last night Jennifer was training another employee on how we do our U of P little store in case we ever need someone to fill in. Well while she was sitting there last night Jennifer told the other employee, a female, that "we all know that you like Max" a male employee at the store. I wanted to slug Jennifer for that comment. Not only did she tell her that, but then she repeated the story to me.

She knows nothing about being tactfull.

BTW someone just won a juke box on Price is Right and was happy about it. He said his juke box just broke and that they needed a new 1. Where the hell do they get these people???

Manic Monday

Well not really a manic monday, I always hated when radio stations would play that song on a monday, blahhhh we know, back to work blues. Things weren't to bad today at work until I was about 5 minutes away from leaving and then a out of town corporate big wig showed up at the store. Wants to talk, blah blah blah. I told her they should be happy since I make them enough money.

My dog is sick and had some issues tonight. She thinks that I am mad at her, but it isn't her fault.

I went to the bank tonight and none of my favorite girls were there. This old woman who has alot of miles on her and then the other young tall girl, but she has a f'd up arm and she has to position it differently when she types. Not hot at all.

In phoenix we have these self check out lanes at the grocery store and u either love them or you hate them. Well I love them. I love them for 3 different reasons. The first reason is because old people can't figure out all this crazy technology. Second reason is cause I can do it real fast. And the final reason is cause I try to race people while I am checking out. Granted they don't know that we are racing, but I try to pick someone in the line that is a few people ahead of me, looks like they won't understand it, and then the race starts. If the people in front of me aren't retarded, I can usually beat everyone. Also it doesn't hurt that I usually buy like 4 things and can fly through that in a second. If there was only a international championship for self check out. I would so win!!!!

New Code Words

Jennifer claims to have an ear infection for why she can't hear anything I say. I guess that must be the new code words for ignorance and stupidity. Little did I know.

My legs hurt so bad right now, don't really know why they do, but they do.

Went to Baja Fresh tonight after work, the new fajita burrito is surprisingly (is that a word) good.

Don't have much to say today, it's been a long day, so while I am tired. But since this wasn't supposed to be a long day, that must mean there is only 1 reason for me to have a long day, $$$$$! We blang blanged at the store today. Tomorrow will be worse since it's the super bowl and everyone and there mother is ordering shit tomorrow. Money for me, but no sleep for me.

I won't do a prediction on the game, I just hope that Janet gets naked again. But please this year Janet, don't put that funky clamp on your nipple again this year. Yikes that was freaky

Who am I

Well for some reason lately, people have been telling me that I look like certain celebrities. Here's what they have recently told me:

Jerry O'Connel: Ok, so I look nothing like him. He was like, yeah u know, the guy from Sliders. That right there should tell you Sci-Fi Geek!!!! Although Jerry is banging Rebecca Rommane, so I'm down for that.

Arnold Schwartzeneger in T2: Well this was said to me cause I have black glasses like we wore in the movie and this was told to me by 1 of my mexican employees and his references for me aren't that many, well at least as many as I will know.

Cameron from Ferris Bueller: This is the 1 I get more often then anything

Showdown

There might be a showdown at work tomorrow between a couple of employees and me. They asked for the day off and I told them no since it would leave me short staffed. I told them it just wasn't an option with my lead person still recovering from surgery. So part of me thinks they will ditch tomorrow and then the other part of me thinks they won't. If they know what is good for them they won't ditch. I guess I'm a dick when it comes to working.

News stories:

MTV2 is going to be relaunched. See the thing is, they want to get more 12-24 year old males. Ahhhh, do those exist in ratings land??? Not really. So they plan on being like an indie music channel. Oh yeah, that will work real good. I mean it's worked great for all those indie music radio stations out there, like radio station.....oh yeah, they don't exist. Well the good thing is that they do plan on playing videos, something they don't do much of anymore. How about they keep MTV and MTV2 the same, make a new MTV3, play videos on that for 5 years, then dump old mtv shows on that channel, and repeat over and over until we have mtv100

Right now my latest game of choice is Playboy the Mansion. It's available for all consoles and the PC, well except for family friendly Gamecube. Well the whole concept of it is to get laid, make magazines, do naked photo shoots with chicks, and get laid. Plus Jose Conseco is in the game!!! Do pick it up and have a fun time with it. It's like Sims with porn. A GREAT MIX!!!!

Store front fun

I've had some fun at the store lately. Let's examine some of my latest fun:

I was a little angry on sunday with some delays that were going on at the stores. Had a huge delivery that had to be out the door at 11:30. Well it was noon and it still wasn't out the door when I called the store. So I called Jennifer's phone in a little bit of a rampage. Here's how the call went down:

Me: JENNIFER, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU????

Jennifer's phone: Hi, Chris, this is Ashleigh (one of my employees), Jennifer is at the register right now.



Oooops, my bad, ha ha ha

Next phone fun from work. Ok, so I pick up the store and this woman wants to complain about something. Let's pick it up after introductions.

Woman: My sandwich wasn't cut in half and is to big to eat

Me: Was it a half or a whole, cause if it's a half, we don't cut them when they are to go

Woman: No, it was a large sandwich

Me: Hmmm, I'm sorry about that. That rarely will ever happen here, I'm sorry about that

Woman: Well I don't know how u expect me to eat this whole Chibata sandwich (this is a 5" sandwich that is new to the system) like this

Me: Mam, we never cut that kind of sandwich in half, it would create a big mess and corporate asks us not to cut them for carry out.

Woman: Well I think they should be cut in half

Me: Well we will agree to disagree

Woman: Well every other time I come in there they cut it in half

Me: Do you ask them to cut it in half

Woman: Yes

Me: Did you ask them this time to cut it in half

Woman: Well I sent my friend there to get me the sandwich and told her to do this

Me: Well maybe your friend didn't ask for it to be cut

Woman: Well that could of happened

Me: Well next time u come into the store, please ask them to cut them in half and they will do it for you

Woman: Ok, thanks


DUMB F'N woman. Before this call happened, Jennifer told me about a person that came into the store buying a sandwich for a friend and had no real idea what they wanted. So I asked Jennifer if they asked for it to be cut in half, she said no. Bizzo

We also have this one customer that will come into the store with her crazy ass child. Doesn't watch the kid and the kid runs around and shit. Well today she was complaining to her friend that she meets at the store that she had no money. Sure she has no money, but she eats at my damn store everyday!!!! She always has money for fast food for her and her kid. The worst part about this woman is that she will let her kid run wild and he will go to the bathroom and make it his personal playground, while other people wait to go to the bathroom. Ahhh I hate her. Plus today she brought in outside food into the store. I don't mind when a couple or family comes into eat and someone else has a different restaurant with them. But she brought in bottled sode and fucking chips into the store. I almost blew up!!!!

Love the store, hate the people