More pictures from the Gold Mine



Yeah I have a pumpkin on my head. It was a halloween thing. But I just didn't wear it while I was on the air doing things. I wore it all day!!! Well all day while I was in work. It just wasn't a normal day either, I went to a staff meeting wearing this. I just wouldn't give up the schtick on this.








Here I am being a ball boy for a local baseball team. Looks like it was a real eventful night, I was sitting there eatting peanuts. I honestly don't think any balls came towards me that night

Dear....

Dear Local Grocery Store,

I'm fine with you trying to make a buck putting advertisements everywhere you can. The shopping cart, fine. The divider that we use at the check out line to seperate people's food, fine!!! Hell I don't even have a problem with you putting a advertisement on the checkout number sign, so we can see where we should go in line. But I do have a problem with one of the ads you have in your checkout number sign ads. Yeah it's lane 4 that I have an issue with. It's an ad for trim-spa, nothing to crazy about that, but oooops it's promoting that Anna Nicole Smith used it and it's got a picture of her on it. Ahhhh, might want to change that. She's fucking dead, we don't want to promote the fact that Anna uses it to lose weight. She also uses death to lose weight too. When will they start advertising that???? I can see the ad now, "Are you dying to lose weight, then die, we promise you will lose those unslightly pounds"

Another Picture dusted off

Old school pics of my dogs!!!!

My dogs went through a hawaiian stage. They wanted to move to hawaii and take in the island. They both had lays on. Baby (on the left) has her hawaiian shirt on and Blu (on the right) has her wet suit on. Needless to say they got over there hawaiian stage

Here they are dressed up for Halloween a few years ago. Blu went as the devil and Baby went as an angel.

This old computer is a GOLD MINE!!!!!!!

GOLD MINE!!!!

My newer computer took a huge ass dump, so I dusted off the old one and I found some gems. You might understand some of them, you might not. But trust me, they are damn funny. So I'll sprinkle some in over the next couple of days, well as long as I'm using this computer!!!!
Me and Ricky. You either know him or you don't
YEAH IT'S THE SHOOWW!!
It's off the hook!!!!














Ok, so maybe I did dress up as a cheer leader. But trust me, it got me a ton of trim!!!!!

More pictures will come in the following days!!!!!

Damn Oscars

I turn it on and the first thing I see is costume design and the winner I would say is quite butch. What a way to start a night for me, maybe I shouldn't watch this.

Remember this song......

Great song, great video, but who the fuck remembers the band name????






BTW the band name is Green Jelly

What are they thinking...

Right now the maids are over at the house and while they are here they vacuum the whole house. Inside our bedroom closet I'm sure they are wondering what the fuck is the deal with the outfit in the bedroom. Ok, now back story is that a couple years ago at Jennifer's hospital they all dressed up in a theme for halloween and there group went as the Wizard of Oz. Jennifer went as Dorothy. Now she got the Dorothy outfit and it's now hanging in our closet. Trust me, honestly we never used it for other reasons then the costume contest, that I am being very honest about. But the maids don't know any of this story and they just see the costume and they have to be thinking we are kinky fun people, but if they only knew how we really were.

Ahead of there time

I'm watching 1 of the better movies of all time right now, "The Goonies" and the older brother Brand had a bowflex, damn he was into technology.

Another movie that I'm going to get around to is perhaps one of the worst movies of all time. It was so crazy back in the day and now it's even worse considering the world we live in. That movie is "Gotcha" and the start of the movie has a bunch of college friends running around campus and playing paintball with each other. They are running around a campus with guns!!!!! Oh yeah, that would go over great on a college campus now, they would shoot there ass with real bullets and call it a day!!! Stupid fucks!!!!

Only reason to watch American Idol

Well other then hot chicks, this is the only reason I can think of to watch the show

She's on the attack....

Ahhhhhhh!!!!! I can't defend this

"Dancing with the Stars" new cast

Granted I don't know who will win yet, but I know who won't win. Paul McCartney's ex wife, Heather Mills. Why won't she win??? Well where to start??? How about the fact that a ton of people in america love Paul. Ok, so that's the first reason. And then there is the other reason, she has only 1 leg. So unless it's the bunny hop all year long, I don't expect her to be around to long in it. I pray they do the hokey pokey the first week, she'll be screwed when it's time to put your left foot in.

FU Eddie Van Halen

It's gotta be Eddie's fault!!!! Fucking Eddie!!!! The dream tour of the summer, the reunion of Diamond Dave and Van Halen has been put on hold. It's all Eddie's fault in my opinion. Granted I don't know why it was put on hold, but think about it, the only people Eddie can deal with is his family, he kicked David, Sammy, Michael Anthony, and Gary Cherone out of the band. Who remains, only people with the Van Halen last name. FU EDDIE!!!!!

New GnR song

Ok, so here's a leaked song from the new GnR CD. Click here for it. Now when will the CD really come out, I hear rumors of March, but until it's on your local Wal-mart shelf, I have no clue!!!!

It's not bad, the start of the song is weak but it picks up after that.

WTF a blind date???

I think Jennifer is trying to set me up on a blind date or something??? 1 of her friends called her and wanted to ask her some business questions, so Jennifer being the nice person she is said she didn't have the answers and told him that I would meet him somewhere this friday and answer some business questions for him. Jennifer called me with the exciting news and I told her to cancel it and I wanted nothing to do with it. Why she wondered??? Well maybe the #1 fact is cause I fucking hate people in general, so meeting someone I don't know, in a strange enviroment, and talking business with him, well that isn't my cup of tea.

I told her to call him up and cancel it. She asked me what to tell him why. I told her I didn't care, she set this date up and she can cancel it too.

Bad timing....

I find out that to catch a predator is on tonight. When I turn it on they are going after a assistant district attorney. The police go to his house and break down the door and the guy kills himself. The family goes in front of the city council and blames dateline for his death, even though he went after the kids, not dateline. What a downer!!!! So here's some old footage of the show!!!!

My demand

I know how the movie "Blood Diamond" has brought attention to the diamond trade in parts of Africa and how people are being treated over there. The new thing is to find out if your jeweler is getting diamonds from there or from peaceful means. Well next time I buy a diamond, I'm going to demand to know that people died to get me that diamond. My diamond was that important to them that they had to be killed or have other people killed or people were beaten for it. I want to know that blood was flowing from someone to make sure I had my diamond. Yeah I may be insensitive, but honestly, if you're going to spend that kind of cash, it's the least you could get

Why we love Mike

Don't we all wanna be like Mike.......

Daytona 500 is today!!!!

Yawn....wake me up when it's over......

Low grade stars!!!!

Accidently I turned on game show network and Hollywood Squares is on, with such huge stars like Marylou Henner, Sally Sturthers, Justin Guarini (that other guy from American Idol), Matrin Mullin (Center Square) and one of the members of the Mount Rushmore of Comedy, Yakov Smirnoff!!!!

Put him right up there with Phylis Diller, Sinbad, and the Unknown Comic!!!! Those are the legends of comedy!!!!!!

Other things Tim Hardaway hates

Besides gay people, Tim Hardaway also hates the following things:

...hates watching Will and Grace
...hates having a good sense of fashion
...hates Boy Bands
...hates Judy Garland movies
...hates Rainbows
...hates Cosmopolitian drinks
...hates watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
...hates the movie Brokeback Mountain
...hates Elton John music
...hates Broadway Musicals
...hates Clay Aiken

Happy Valentine's Day

Happiest person in the world---who is it right now???

The happiest person in the world right now is that crazy adtronaut person. Why you ask, cause Anna Nicole Smith died and that's all everyone is talking about, so they are leaving crazy-naut alone. She really dodged the bullet with this 1.

What a Super Hero does during his free time

Don't F with the NBA

Tyrus Thomas was invited to the NBA slam dunk contest and basically said he didn't care about winning and that the only reason he is going to do it is so he can collect a check. Last place gets you 10k, plus the free trip to Vegas. Well the NBA doesn't look kindly on this kind of thing and they fined him and also made Tyrus pay for his actions

Gardening time...

A couple of the plants in the front of house got zapped by the frost so while my mom was in town we replaced them with some new cactus. We drove over to the nursery and looked over what they had left, but for some reason all the real nice cactus had a tag on them and were reserved for someone else. But don't think that stopped my mom. She just took the tag off, put it on another cactus and she did that about 3 times and ta da, we have new plants in the front of the yard that look real nice.

New Toy....

I have a new toy at the house....oooohhhhhh!!!! 40 inches of HDTV

Mom is in town...

So that's why I haven't been posting as much, just don't have as much free time to do this. We were listening to the Super Bowl at work and I told her how Peyton Manning threw a interception in like the first quarter of the game. Her reply was, get him out of there, bench him!!!! She's so quick to react to things like that. She wouldn't make a good head coach.

I'm not changing my ways..

News from today:

The world's leading climate scientists said global warming has begun, is "very likely" caused by man, and will be unstoppable for centuries

Well hell, if we can't change things for centuries, screw it, lets go all out then and tear this world up!!!!