My Simple Life

Hey here's my simple life: A little bit about me, currently I own a small little sub shop in Chandler, AZ. How did I get to here? Well I use to do morning radio in Phoenix and it was the worst job I have ever had. Before doing radio in Phx, I use to do morning radio in Oklahoma City, Lincoln Nebraska, Des Moines, and Dubuque Iowa. So after getting out of the daily grind of radio I do the daily grind of the sub shop and am happy. If you want to contact me, email me @ the_flounder@hotmail.com

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Saturday, May 14, 2005

Busy Busy Busy

Ahhh, had to cater an event for 600 people today. Major cash, but......I had to start work this morning at 6am and the good news is that I was done with my end of the event at 9:30am. But that doesn't mean the day was over, nope I got thumped all day. A constant thump, no long lines, just 1 after another after another. Shit, in yesterdays blog I said the event was yesterday, no, it was today.

So that wasn't that bad, but then at 1pm, 1 of my employees was looking for the phone number to have someone come in for her. Well that other person wasn't going to be able to do it since she specifically asked for this day off. So what does she do, she doesn't even show up or nothing. No calls or nothing. She must be dead, or at least to me she is.

My feet are sore right now. I took off my shoes to let them breath.

Since I worked all day, my day was really uneventful. Had a couple of Krispy Kremes, some soda, and a ton of work.

Things worked out for me though since I only ran a 2.5% labor cost. So for instance, if I sold $1, it would of cost me 2.5 cents to make it. Kept it low cause of employee ditching out on me, oh and did I mention that cash is king???? Employees love it, so I hear. I wonder if corporate will have a bug up my ass when they see that low number. Blahhh, I'm outside of there sphere of influence, so I do what I want to do. That reminds me of an MC Hammer song, "Addams' Groove"


*they do what they wanna do, say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live, play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance, kick and the slap a friend
The addams family

Now I was cold coolin', you know (maxin' and relaxin')
Just kickin' it around the house (oaktown kicking' it)
When a knock, a knock, a knock and a voice yo!
Can hammer come out? (what's up?)
Now I don't mind (mind) being a friend
And showin' a little bit of flava (flava)
But wednesday, pugsley, gomez, fester (oh man)
Man, them some strange neighbours

*

I remember the day I needed to borrow
A little of pepper (for my chicken)
The next thing you know, comin' at me
Was a hand with the fingers high steppin' (I'm witcha)
Now I tried to play it along (you know)
And act like I was havin' a ball (ha ha)
But what do I see (yo) a perm with feet (cousin it)
Standin' about three feet tall (I'm outta here)

*

Speakin' and thinkin' about the addams
You know the hammer is with it (I'm with it)
Act a fool, no bones, swooop, goofy and randy
You know we kick it (the posse)
Now is the time to get in your mind
It's ok to be yourself (be yourself)
Take foolish pride and put it aside
Like the addams, yo! they def (that's a family!)

*

(addams) too legit
(addams) too legit
(addams) too legit (who's too legit?)
(the addams family)
(you know what I'm saying, the addams)
(addams) too legit (oh yeah)
(addams) too legit (talkin' 'bout the addams now)
(addams) too legit (I'm saying it's the addams now)
(the addams family)
(yo! take to the bridge)
(thank you fester)

Oh yeah, yeah
Oh, this is the addams groove right here, ha ha

(addams) yeah yeah
(addams) just like that
(addams) oh yeah
(the addams family) you know you gotta fully understand

They dok what they wanna do, say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live, play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance, kick and they slap a friend
(the addams family)

(addams) too legit
(addams) too legit
(addams) too legit
I'm tellin' you I saw the hand
(the addams family) thing, man, I saw

They do what they wanna do, say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live, play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance, kick and they slap a friend
(the addams family) it's the addams

Yeah, thank you fester, I needed to go back to the bridge again
Thank you, thank you, now check this out



Feel free to watch part of this song by clicking here. Great video!!!

Looking back at hammer, u have to wonder, could he make it today. Ok, we will forgive him for the Hammer pants. We have to give him a break on that one. But lets not forget those ugly ass gold glasses he would wear. Plus he would always wear a wife beater. Plus the damn fool went through a bunch of cash real fast!!!! Plus Hammer had this guy in his posse that had that straight up hair, holy shit, that was bad hair and a bad posse member. But last but not least, he had some songs that wouldn't get by in todays world. For instance, would "Pray" get by today. "We have to pray just to make it today!!!!" Nah, that wouldn't be a hit. Plus he also did that piece of shit remix of "Have U Seen Here?" Plus the whole 2 legit 2 quit thing he had going, it wouldn't make it today. Maybe if he prayed, it would make it today!!!

Go to the link for the video of Addams Groove and then look at all his other videos. Ohhhhh they were bad, what were we thinking????

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