Getting through to the kids
I feel really sad for Kirk Cameron. See he was a teen heart throb back in the day. Now he's into religion and I'm ok with that, but this video isn't the way to get religion across to kids.
Hey here's my simple life: A little bit about me, currently I own a small little sub shop in Chandler, AZ. How did I get to here? Well I use to do morning radio in Phoenix and it was the worst job I have ever had. Before doing radio in Phx, I use to do morning radio in Oklahoma City, Lincoln Nebraska, Des Moines, and Dubuque Iowa. So after getting out of the daily grind of radio I do the daily grind of the sub shop and am happy. If you want to contact me, email me @ the_flounder@hotmail.com
I feel really sad for Kirk Cameron. See he was a teen heart throb back in the day. Now he's into religion and I'm ok with that, but this video isn't the way to get religion across to kids.
I've waited the last month for this day and it's finally here. I got my new phone, here it is:
I'm walking into the store this morning, it's 7:15am and a car pulls up next to me and someone gets out of it. I think to myself it's someone who wants some directions. Nope, they didn't want directions, they wanted to give me direction. They were Jahovah Witnesses and they wanted to give me there pamplet and make me learn about there thoughts. Silly kids, but damn, tracking me down that early in the morning. They don't mess around. I could never do the Jahovah thing no matter what, they don't do christmas, so screw that.
Holy shit, this is why I love the NFL draft. If you would of told me a month ago that the Arizona Cardinals would of drafted Matt Leinart, I would of told you that you're a fucking idiot and you need to shut the fuck up. The thing is that they got him and I couldn't be happier. Ahhh, now I'm really going to have to buy season tickets for next year. Leinart, Edgerian James, and a new stadium. Shit, seems like a good enough reason to me.
So I try calling the local pizza place. The flyer that we have says they are open till 11 on friday and it's 10:15, so I should be fine. I call and let it ring and ring and ring. Nothing!!!! Hmmm, they must be getting bombed, so I'll just drive down there, place my order and wait. I go down there and sure as shit, they close at 10pm on a friday. 10pm on a friday, u gotta be kidding me!!!!
The Houston Texans are fools. They aren't going to take Reggie Bush with the #1 pick in the NFL. This will come back and haunt them, trust me. Reggie is a very special player and the texans are going all cheap and stuff and aren't taking him. This makes or breaks franchises and once again, the Texans are broken
Ok, so here's the deal. It's modern time, meaning, I need to remember them being picked, so no one from 1957 or stuff like that. Also, the further in the draft they are, the more slack they get. So I won't bust on a 7th round pick who did nothing, he's 7th round, not 7th pick
Jennifer left town today to go to a family reunion, so I'm home alone for the weekend. Hmmmm, what should I do??? I can think of a few things and they probably involve hookers and strippers. Would be nice, but in all honesty I'll probably just sit at home with the dogs and watch the NFL draft. Keep an eye out for my draft special that will either be posted later tonight or tomorrow. It's a real special report. Keep an eye out for it.
I think I will be going here for vacation. That or Dollywood. I haven't made the final decision yet.
You either get the Jimmy Kimmel Show and think it's really funny, or you don't get it and it makes no sense to you and you don't watch it.
I couldn't figure out why I smelled, but I noticed it was really bad. It was like a real bad BO smell. It just didn't make any sense. I went down the BO check list. Had my Degree on, had on clean clothes, wasn't sweating bad. What was making me smell??? I finally figured out that it was only my hands that smelled bad. What could of made them smell like this I wondered??? It was the hand soap from a restaurant bathroom that I went to. Having a soap that smells like that will convince people to not was there hands there when they are done going to the bathroom.
Perhaps the worst show of all time was this Celebrity Cooking Showdown. It took V-List celebrities and had them doing some cooking. These so called celebrities would then get a special pro chef assist every few minutes. It tanked so bad in the ratings that NBC pulled it mid week and burned off the rest of the shows on saturday night. The worst part of the show is how they chose the winner of the show. The winner was chosen by the viewers, cause just seeing what they did would mean that the viewer should know who had the best items. See when you're doing a cooking show the most important thing is to be able to taste the items, which didn't happen by the viewers. It was just stupid to let the viewers pick the winners by site alone. Stupid!!!!
Dear Charlie Sheen,
It seems like everyone has there own Brewer that they think stunk it up, so here's my list of top ten Brewers that really disappointed once they put on the Brew Crew Uniform:
Finally I have been set free. Free from what you ask, it's that damn ingrown toenail that has been driving me crazy for the past 3 months. Imagine having a sharp pain at all times in your toe, that's what it was. Some days it was almost impossible to walk. But finally I have been cured. After getting pedicures every 2 weeks, my toe has been healed. Lori, my pedicurist, pulled out that little hook nail yesterday and I haven't felt this good in a long time. Ahhh, relief
Well the bad news is that Katie Holmes really did have a baby with Tom Cruise. Not really sure that it's Tom's baby, but we will probably never know if it is his. The good news is that we do know that Katie likes to screw so there is always a chance.
Here's a top 10 list of who I hate in baseball and why:
yeah, I like pop music and of course I love my Britney. This is perhaps my favorite video of hers. The interesting thing about this song is that this song is about getting it on with a married man. You trying to tell me something Brit???? If you listen to it knowing that fact, it makes a little more sense.
I think I should of been a news producer. It's nights like these where I could rock. Ok, what can we talk about that will kill about the first 6 minutes of the newscast. Ummmm, we will set someone up at the post office to cover people dropping off there taxes at the last minute. Ok, that's 3 minutes, so now we will do a story about how high the gas prices are. Sweet. The news is almost over!!!!
Got my taxes finally done today. They were done this weekend, but my state had to be mailed in and since I don't have a working printer at home, I had to wait til today to print it out. The good news is that I won't be paying in this year, I'm getting money back. I let Jennifer take all the big write offs so she could get a ton back, and it worked. She cleaned up big time. I'm already planning ways to spend her money, but it's for the greater good, so it's ok to do that. New landscaping here we come!!!!
Went and saw Failure to Launch this weekend and let me say this, it's the most predictable movie you will ever see. Once you understand the plot, you can predict what happens and leave and go see another movie. Other then the lack of plot development, I had 2 major issues with the movie.
Here's an old post of mine:
Spent $20 on the lottery and won $11. That's a 55% return on my investment and considering that it's the lottery I think I did really good. Lottery, it's the best scam ever and that's why I love it. No where else can you give someone $20 and have them give you back $11 and you feel really really good. Gotta love life!!!!
If you didn't go to the dark side and get Sirius, here is what you are missing. Granted seeing is much much better then hearing it:
Dear Carls Jr or Hardees, depending on where in the country you are,
Dear Stupid Home Owner,
Dear fat guy wearing the tiger shirt,
Hot weather is finally here in Phoenix. Nothing to crazy, but give it a little time. Most people bitch about how miserable it gets here in the summer. But I love the hot weather. Now granted, I like it for other reasons. See the thing is, when it gets hot here, women wear less clothes and wear shirts there show there nice chest. Well when they go to sign there credit card receipt, they show me them. And I see some real nice ones. But if they are unsavory, I turn my head until they are done.
Dear Charity Car Wash People......
Dear Better Then You Customer,
The first video is a promo video that was done for Lost that the ABC people thought was a little to out there.
Either I'll make you go blind with this story or this story will make you go gay.
So one of my employees is a token employee. He only has a job here cause he's related to my manager, but even she can't stand him. He's super slow and just plots around. He will do what he's told, in between smoke breaks, but it just takes forever for him to get it done. Well sure enough he comes to me and says he is giving me his 2 weeks notice. Oh really??? Yeah, somehow I have a feeling I will be excepting his resignation effective tomorrow. I'm such a dick, but I'm done with this charity project.
If you're going to be known for a bad thing, why not be the worst of the worst. That way you can say you're #1!!!!!
So Eminem and his wife are getting divorced after only being married for 2 months. This is the second time they have been married. To get a divorce that quickly, some crazy ass shit had to go down, cause usually you have a little tolerance when it comes to people and you can usually put up with things for a while. But not them, it's so bad they just gotta end it now.
I normally don't post porn on here since you never know who will be reading this, but this shit is to crazy to not link. Here it is, alien porn. I'm sorry about that and no I didn't search that out, someone sent it to me.
Dear American Idol audience member who brings the creative signs,
A different friend of mine stopped into the store today to grab some food and take it to the hospital since his wife was in labor and was going to give birth to there second child, Mia. I told him since it was going to take a few more hours and since this was his second one, that we should go over to the strip joint for a little bit and pass the time there instead of hearing his wife scream. He declined. It would of been fun though.
Ok, so if I understand this correctly, kids in france are protesting all over the place cause they don't like how labor laws are going to change there. See currently it's almost impossible to fire someone within the first 2 years of them working for you. They want to change it so you can be fired easier and the kids are angry about the change.
I took the truck over to the car wash today to get all the dirt off of it from the recent rain. While I was there I talked to the car wash attendant and asked him why the police were at the car wash a few weeks ago. The car wash was completely police taped off and there was a serious investigation going on.
Dear Old Guy at the Bank,
In case you missed lost from a few weeks ago, you can catch up with it here. Or if you want to watch a cartoon, you'll enjoy this.
Here's the preview for Lost next week from Canadian TV. It's totally different then the US preview. Fucking canadians.
Yeah it's April, get over it.
So the running joke, well not really joke, but commentary in the family is that I'm the best driver in the family and they can all feel safe with me when I drive. I make sure everyone knows it. It's been 12 years since I have had a moving violation. I take serious pride in it and make fun of everyone elses not so steller driving record.