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Dear Old Guy at the Bank,

Just cause you're old doesn't give you a pass to skip pass the rest of the people in line. The tellers told you to get in line 2 times and you just got in line behind the person they were helping, not getting behind everyone else that was waiting there. Being old doesn't give you a go directly to go card. Thanks for your effort old guy, but I'm paying for you to survive since you wanted to cash that government check of yours, most likely social security that I paid for.



Dear Guy who wants an application,

What's the one time of the day you shouldn't come into a restaurant and want peoples attention, it's during lunch. On your resume you state you have work restaurant jobs, well then you should know when not to come in. Unfortunitly you're stupid and have now been disqualified and won't make it to round 2.