Why did they do it???

So Eminem and his wife are getting divorced after only being married for 2 months. This is the second time they have been married. To get a divorce that quickly, some crazy ass shit had to go down, cause usually you have a little tolerance when it comes to people and you can usually put up with things for a while. But not them, it's so bad they just gotta end it now.

So Jennifer and I were watching the news and that story came up. The reporters are like they are getting divorced after only being married 63 days. I tell Jennifer that I can't believe they only made it 2 months. She says they didn't make it 2 months, they made it 63 days. "That's 2 months," I tell jennifer. She says that that is not what the reporters said and that it isn't 2 months. I tell her whatever. After realizing I'm annoyed with her, she does her stupid little cackle that I hate and she says she was just goofing around. Fuck I hate that cackle, it's so annoying.