Late Night Munchies

So I try calling the local pizza place. The flyer that we have says they are open till 11 on friday and it's 10:15, so I should be fine. I call and let it ring and ring and ring. Nothing!!!! Hmmm, they must be getting bombed, so I'll just drive down there, place my order and wait. I go down there and sure as shit, they close at 10pm on a friday. 10pm on a friday, u gotta be kidding me!!!!

So I head back home and will look through the freezer and get something to eat from there. I stick my head in the freezer and see a ice cream sandwich box, it's empty. I see a drumstick box, it's empty. I see another drumstick box, empty again. I see a third drumstick box, fuck it's empty too. Damn you jennifer for not cleaning out the freezer.