Dear....

Dear Charity Car Wash People......

Don't put your dumpy looking girl on the corner with the car wash sign. No one wants to see that person shake her laughy taffy. Also don't put the 8 year old boy on the corner, once again, no one wants to see him. Please put the teen girl in the bikini on the corner shaking it and the sign too. It worked for the girls in "Bring It On" so it's gotta work for everyone else.

I really feel bad for those car wash people that don't position there people in the right places. They won't make money for whatever charity they are washing for.