Crazy foreign countries!!!

I love tv from other countries

Landscaping update

Landscapers came out to the house today to look it over and write up a quote. While they were out here we decided the proposal would include some things. In the front, it would be a desert theme. No grass and alot of cactus and that kind of stuff. Some big rocks and who knows what else. Very little upkeep!!!! So then we go to the back yard and we are going to go with a tropical theme. It's going to have some palm tree type things. Some other plants. Some vines on the walls and it would also have a small pond/water feature in it. Please understand pond is the word they used, but there is no way it's anything near a pond. It would be more like a kiddie pool with a motor in it to keep the water moving. Plus the water feature would be right outside the bedroom window, so that would be nice. Time will tell what will really happen, ok, lets be honest, money will tell what will really happen.

Phoenix weather

It really is a dry heat. It 102 outside and really nice. How you ask, cause it's 4% humidity. Ahhhh what great weather

Big Day Tomorrow

Big day tomorrow for me. I'm finally sending out my truck to sell things to construction workers, hookers, and homeless people. I've pretty much been sitting on this 34k investment for the last 8 months and now tomorrow I will finally use it for it's full potential. I had to go down to get the paperwork all done for it and that took like 15 minutes. It was kind of scary looking at some of the vehicles that they give permits too. Someone basically had a van that had a cooler in it and ta da, it's an ice cream mobile.

But I digress, tomorrow is the big day and I need to go into the store early to get it ready to rumble or rock, one of the two.

Optimus Prime passes on

Shit what a bad way to go. I would of thought it would of been starscream or megatron that would of taken him out and not this. Poor Guy

Thanks, but no thanks

So I went to Staples today and if you are a member of there frequent shopper club, everytime you go there, flash your card under a computer, it will then print out a list of things you have bought recently and also a page of coupons. At the bottom of the sheet, there is a get something free coupon. It's only good for that day too. So todays free coupon was a 6 pack of high lighters, not something I would need, but one of the kids at work could use them. I go to get the pack and there is none there. But guess what was there, this guy bitching that there were none there. So we both go up to the front and they have one pack, which he took. But then he tells the person at the register that I need my free pack too. She said there was no more. Well he wanted to know what they were going to do about it. The person at the register calls the manager over. The manager says they are out and that he is sorry. So this customer lays into the manager and wonders what kind of place they are running here. This customer tells the manager he's going to lose customers if they keep this up and offer free things and don't have them. He made this whole scene over my markers, not his. I could of cared less, but just let him keep going cause to ammused me.

Wild Wild West..........in my backyard

Holy shit, I need to get the landscaping taken care of. I have someone coming over on wednesday to give us a quote on the front and the back. It's gotten to the point where there is a tumble weed in the back yard. I saw it today and went over to check it out and sure enough, that's what it is. So if anyone is interested, I'll be giving tours of the wild wild west back yard.

The place that is going to give us a quote does real nice work. They did this really nice water feature that I've seen and it is incredible. I asked them how much it cost for that whole thing, the water feature, landscaping, gazeebo, and fire pit and they told me between 30k-40k. They said alot of it was the gazeebo. But none the less, I don't think we can jack out that kind of cash for the back yard. It would be nice though

New Clerks 2 clip!!!

Odd dream

It wasn't really a dream, it was more like a nightmere. See with me, I always let my family know how good of a driver I am. Well for me I had a dream where I was in a car accident. I was the driver in it and for some reason I was driving down the wrong side of the road and hit someone head on. We both got out and the person that I hit was just about to yell at me and that's when I decided I needed to wake up cause this dream was annoying.

Odd dream

It wasn't really a dream, it was more like a nightmere. See with me, I always let my family know how good of a driver I am. Well for me I had a dream where I was in a car accident. I was the driver in it and for some reason I was driving down the wrong side of the road and hit someone head on. We both got out and the person that I hit was just about to yell at me and that's when I decided I needed to wake up cause this dream was annoying.

Bob's Old

Watching Price is Right today and I think old age is catching up with Bob. While playing a game today, he called a rice cooker an "Ice Cooker" and he even did a double take of it and said Ice Cooker again. Dammit Bob, get eye surgery so you can keep going forever!!!!

Racing question

Ok, so Danica Patrick didn't win the Indy 500 again this year. I might have some help that will get her over the hump. Instead of having her number be #16, why not try #01, like the General Lee on Dukes of Hazard. Hell that was a pretty fast car. Or why not go with #69. I know I wouldn't mind a 69 with her. Just look at her













































Ok, Danica, really funny, ha ha ha. You don't need to tell everyone how big my dong is. Ugh

My phone habits...

My phone habits are this. I don't call anyone. If you call me, make it fast and get to the point. I don't want to waste your time or mine, so say what you want and leave me alone.

It's the way I am.

So today my mom calls me up and swares that I am mad at her and that's why I'm not calling her. I tell her nothing is wrong. She still doesn't believe me. She tells me on a scale of 1 to 10 and 1 being I'm telling the truth and 10 being flat out lying, she says she thinks I am a 9.5.

After that phone call I told Jennifer about the conversation and she agreed that that's the way I am and that she can call my mom and tell her how we had the exact same conversation yesterday, that I don't talk to Jennifer enough.

Blahhhh, I just get to the point and then move on. Get over it everyone.

WTF Hoff???

What the F is going on with Hoff. I know I didn't see you crying at the end of American Idol. There must of been a death in the family and you just happened to find out at that time. Or maybe you were eatting your legendary onion sandwich. I know that you're to much of a man to be crying because of the end of American Idol. That wouldn't be very Hoff of you.

Damn you Lost

Ahhhh, I hate life right now. Lost was so good tonight. It really did what a season finale should do. It left you wondering so many different things. Is Locke and Eco alive. What's the deal with the Others. Where's Sayid, Jin, and Sun. What about the people on the beach? Will Michael and Walt just leave??? Shit waiting 3 months is going to kill me. I wish life would just fast forward to the new season.

Another Day, More Hoff

I can't explain it

Odd dream

Had an odd dream last night. Real odd for me. Had a dream that I was trying to buy an H3. I wasn't even trying to buy it, I was trying to lease it of all things. Really really odd. I've never leased anything and then to be like, yeah, lets lease a vehicle like this. Of course in my dream it was like $250 a month to lease it. So I checked online to see how much it would be to lease it and they said it would be $400 a month to lease it. Hmmmm would be nice but since Jennifer hates fun, it isn't going to happen.

Ha ha ha....

Oh what great senior pranks they are doing around here, real smart ones!!!! Plus both of them are local stories

One kid goes into his high school with a ski mask on and wanders the halls. Real good idea!!!

Then another kid at a different school calls 911 saying there is a masked man with a guy in the school. Awww shit, that's funny too.

Senior pranks are never funny

Geared up for basketball

The suns are in the conference finals against the Dallas Mavericks. I think Dallas has a special thing going for them, it's how there star player and former Milwaukee Buck (he was a buck for a while, they drafted him and traded his rights away) Dirk Nowitzki gets ready for a game:


DALLAS - After helping Dallas win two straight playoff games by sinking clutch free throws, Dirk Nowitzki divulged Tuesday the secret to his success.

“You just try to relax,” he said. “There are a lot of things going through your mind. I try to sing sometimes to kind of take the pressure off.”

Smiling wide and laughing loud, he said the song was David Hasselhoff’s “Looking For Freedom,” a big hit when he was a kid in Germany.

Told about his star’s ritual, Mavs coach Avery Johnson said he wished he’d known about it sooner.

“He should’ve taught me that,” Johnson said. “I was only a 68, 70 percent free-throw shooter when I played. I never thought of that.”

Please post

Yes you, please post where you are. Thanks.

Hoff week continues

What a great week!!! Another great Hoff jem!!!

How a friendship was ruined

I'm posting this video, 1 cause I love it and 2 cause it broke up Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney's friendship. Back in the day they were the best of friends and Michael asked Paul for some advice about what Michael should do with all this money that he had coming in at the time. Paul told him to invest in music publishing rights. That's where all the money is according to Paul. So what does Michael do, he buys most of the publishing rights for the Beatles music collection and basically screws Paul out of a ton of money.

I guess sometimes you shouldn't give your friend the best advice, just good advice. Here's the music video that ruined it all.

Heavy Hoff Week...

Wow I've dug something up that is great. This is great Hoff, but it's better then that. It's Hoff and K.I.T.T., Knight Industries Two Thousand, together in a music video.

Stripper Music

This is perhaps the best slow stripper song ever!!!! Once this song gets blaring you know it's going to be a good performance. Any other slow song just won't do. Remember that strippers!!!!!

Grocery shopping

The people at the grocery store have to be wondering what is going on in my mind when I go shopping there. Here's what I got tonight:

1) 1 cake donut, buying a donut after 5pm must seem odd, but it's for the dogs
2) Bag of spicy trail mix-for Jennifer
3) Bottle of BBQ sauce-for the store
4) Bag of Bold Party BLend Chex Mix-it only cost a dollar, what a deal!!!!
5) 2 liter of Diet Coke w/ Lime

What a crazy ass mix of things. Probably think I am high out of my mind

Best thing ever from the French

This is perhaps the best thing ever from the french. It's a french police dog training video. Notice it's not the french people attacking, cause they don't know how to do that. Also notice how they have to use german sheppards for this. Always leave it to the germans to take the frenchies down

Photo update

Yeah the quality of the pics suck. I busted out the camera, turned it on, and the battery said it was dead. My bad for not preparing for it. But here's the pics I got on the camera phone







MNM chilling














Bobby Lashley and Ken Kennedy ............................................................... Kennedy striking a pose together.















For some reason the Bruce Lindsey Party Machine was hanging out there. I can't explain it.

Will I watch...

NBC has a new show for the summer called "America's Got Talent" and Simon from American Idol produces it and it's hosted by Regis. That alone doesn't sell it for me. It's just a talent show, any talent. How's got the best talent is what it should be called. So on the same show you'll see singers, dancers, comedians, and basically anything. Sounds real boring to me...... but wait, it's got a great selling point. It's such a great selling point that most women won't be able to keep there panties dry and yes that includes someone special who lives in Florida, you know who you are.

One of the judges on the show is......

The Hoff!!!!











Ladies please control yourself. The show should really be called, "Hoff's got talent, let's see who can come in second!!!"

This is going to be a number show around the world, much like Knight Rider and Baywatch. The world loves The HOFF!!!!

Fun Times Update

Pictures will be posted later of the wresting fun that me and Mike had this weekend. Melina was looking smoking ass hot, she's the manager of MNM, the tag team champs. While we were waiting in line, me and Mike had the debate of who's the biggest loser, the guy who has the championship belt, which he can't display cause on 1 side is the belt and on the other side is the autographs, or the person who has the home made t-shirt that had a championsip belt ironed on to the shirt around the waist area of the shirt. We both agreed that it was the t-shirt person. Other then that it was good times.

The other side story to all of this is what I got MNM to sign. So I saw MNM's handler giving this kid a color photo and the kid got it signed. So I went up to him and asked for a picture for me and he told me that was fine, just don't tell anyone else. Well when it was my turn, I got the photo signed and all Mike got was a piece of paper signed by them. Oooops. He's bitter that I didn't get him one, but the guy told me to not tell anyone and I didn't tell anyone, even Mike.

Pictures will follow later today.

I've seen it happen

Jungle Gyms are perhaps the worst place for kids to play around. This video is an example of how things can go bad. For me it happened when I was in Kindergarden. See it made a ton of sense to put a 20 foot metal rocket ship type structure up in the jungle gym area which you could climb to the top of . Remember, it was all metal, no cushion or nothing. Well me and my friend climbed to the top and when we got to the top he slipped. His head hit ever rung of the metal that we used to climb up. Then he landed nice and softly on the ashpalt on the ground. Needless to say we had to call the ambulance in and have him taken away. To this day I can still see his head hitting every rung on that metal rocket. But he lived.

Don't miss it

This is the first year in probably 8 years that I haven't done fantasy baseball. Every year it was the same old people and the same old results. We would have 10 people that played every year. I'm not sure why the bottom 4 guys would play every year either. They would play for like the first month and then take the rest of the year off. When 4 of your players in your starting lineup are either hurt or got sent to the minors and you don't adjust your team, your team is done.

But this year it's different. I'm not doing it. It just got to out of hand trying to keep up to date on everything and if I didn't, then I would just be one of those guys who would always be at the bottom of the pile. If I'm going to suck, I'd rather quit and go out on top, or at least the top half.

Good news

Where to start. I've locked in with Mike about our plans this weekend. We plan on going to see some wrestlers at an autograph signing. It's just not any ol wrestler, it's Melina. Who's Melina you ask???? Here she is

















She's hot and all and I would never ever turn her away if she came knocking on my door 3's Company style. Her only flaw is that she has a six-head. Her forhead is so big, it's not even a fivehead, it's a six-head. Pictures to follow....


Also the King of Rock will be visiting arizona. He asked me if I knew where Chandler was. I told him I lived in that town. He's doing some show at the high school across the street from the house. So I'm sure we will hook up, not hook up like that. But hang out and all.

Good mix

Someone made a really good music and video mix that actually sounds and looks good. Enjoy

Goofy taxes

Every month I need to pay my local sales tax. So I get the form and it says that the taxes are due on the 20th of the month. But later on down the sheet, it says that it's late if it isn't paid by the 30th. So which is it, the 20th or the 30th???? Don't say it's this when it's really that.

Oh my!!!!

Captain Spock, please set your phasers for masturbate!!!!









































Damn X-tina is looking fucking hot lately. Until recently I was never down with her, I mean I would of never of turned her away. I was always a Britney guy and don't get me wrong, I'd still pound her, but the luster of Britney has gone away for me since she is with her baby machine, K-Fed. Back in the day you had to pick your side, Britney or X-tina. So now I'm down with X-tina. Plus I have good news guys. You have a chance with her. Remember, this is who X-tina is married to. If he got her, we all have a chance.

Stupid people

Here's a recent conversation I had:

Customer: What soda do you have to drink?

Me: Coke, Diet Coke, and Sprite

Customer: So do you have Dr. Pepper?

Me: No


I guess I should of said that I had Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, and I don't have anything else or any Dr. Pepper.

NBA is so funny

It's funny how Eljon Baylor won NBA exec of the year. He's supposidly the best NBA GM in the league. Let's be honest, Eljon sucks. He really does. He's been with the Clippers since 1986 and if memory serves me correct, they have made it to the playoffs 2 times in his 20 year tenure. He got lucky this year. Drafting over and over in the top 3 year after year will payoff for everyone over time. Here's some great first round duds Eljon has picked.

1987

4 Reggie Williams Georgetown
13 Joe Wolf North Carolina
19 Ken Norman Illinois

Holy shit 3 picks in the top 20 and only Norman could play, barely though

1988
1 Danny Manning Kansas
6 Hersey Hawkins Bradley

Danny never ever lived up to the hype, his body broke down on him

1989
2 Danny Ferry Duke

Another Danny, this one held out and said FU LA, I don't want to play for you, I'll go play in Italy

1990

8 Bo Kimble Loyola Marymount
13 Loy Vaught Michigan

1991

22 LeRon Ellis Syracuse

1992

16 Randy Woods La Salle
25 Elmore Spencer UNLV

1993

13 Terry Dehere Seton Hall

1994

7 Lamond Murray California
25 Greg Minor Louisville

1995

2 Antonio McDyess Alabama

1996

7 Lorenzen Wright Memphis

1997

14 Maurice Taylor Michigan


1998

1 Michael Olowokandi Pacific
22 Brian Skinner Baylor

1999

4 Lamar Odom Rhode Island

2000

3 Darius Miles East St. Louis H.S.
18 Quentin Richardson DePaul

2001

2 Tyson Chandler Dominguez H.S.

2002

8 Chris Wilcox Maryland
12 Melvin Ely Fresno State

2003

6 Chris Kaman Central Michigan

2004

4 Shaun Livingston

2005

8 Yaroslav Korolev




Holy shit, I gave up give quotes on each guy cause there are so many dumps of picks on this list. Most of the time I was saying who the fuck is this guy and how the hell did he go so high in the draft.

So if you think Eljon Baylor should be Exec of the year, look at this list and you will see how bad he is. 16 top 10 picks over his tenure, that really sucks!!!

Lets be real...

Some wrestling people just don't get it. See the WWE has a movie coming out this weekend and it's staring one of the wrestlers, Kane. He's this big huge bad ass guy. So for the movie premier thwy had him show up for it, like any star of any movie would. The problem is, they had him show up in his wrestling gear, instead of something a little nicer. Come on, are we to think that he wears this stuff all the time and never puts anything else on. Shame on you, let the poor man dress up for his only movie.

Only on an airplane

I can't explain it, but for some reason I drink apple juice on an airplane. I never drink it any other time, but as soon as I get on that plane, I know once they bring the drink cart around to me, I'll have my apple juice. Why I only drink it on a plane, I have no idea. It's almost like I am drawn to that juice as soon as I enter the plane. It calls my name.

Also while I was flying this time, I started doing something real wierd. I started playing real life "Lost" as if the plane was going to crash and what people on the plane would fit certain characters on the show. Sad isn't it. I played the role of Jack. You're probably saying to yourself, he's a doctor and you aren't. Oh but I am a doctor, I'm a rug doctor cause I'm screaming mad at dirt. Damn you dirt!!!!

My prediction

I can hear it now. My mother will call me tomorrow morning, crying that I didn't call her on Mothers Day. And I can already predict my response. I'll tell her to listen to her answering machine and then she can notice the message I left her to have her call me when she got home.

These kind of things will always happen. My folks have an answering machine, but seem to never check it and see if anyone left a message. It always seems to cause a problem. Technology.....screw it!!!!!!!!

The Lakers have the best fans...

With fans like this it's hard to not be a fan of the team.....oh wait, I hate Kobe, so maybe it isn't so hard to hate them

My kind of UFC

Awww fuck....comedy!!!!!!!

Recent phone conversation

Yesterday my mom called me and I really didn't have anything to say and she wasn't to happy about that. She then told me that if I wanted to talk to her that I should call her and that she won't call me anymore to bother me. Ok, so the wait begins......

Ring ring.....

Mom is calling me this morning to talk about what happened on Lost and if she saw the same things I saw and if she missed anything.

Exactly she'll wait for me to call, yeah right.........

Worst Promotion Ever!!!!! EVER!!!!!!

Being in radio for so long you get stuck doing really shitty promotions. The worst part about doing something really shitty is that someone at 1 time thought it was a good idea. One big promotion that I always hated doing was giving away a car. It always a great thing to give away, but when you have to do the key to win promotion and each person gets one key and one shot at winning it, it scares me and bores me. Why does it scare me, cause I'm afraid that the key might not be in there or the person isn't turning it right and that would really screw things up.

Why do they bore me, cause the giveaway always happens during a big event, something like a baseball game. And honestly, if you're in the stands, could you really care about someone trying there key to see if it wins. Probably not.

So why do I bring this all up, well it's cause one of the local tv stations is doing this promotion, win a key and see if it starts the car. Ok, no problem. Where are they going to have the promotion end, meaning at what event are they going to let people try there keys??? At a baseball game? NO!!! At a concert?? NO!!!! I could keep going on the list of places to do it at. But this answer would never come up. They are going to broadcast it on tv. Really on tv???? WTF are they thinking. Who the fuck is going to watch that piece of shit??? Person 1 gets in car, tries to start car and nothing, next person. Wow sounds like fun!!!! Awww shit, I hope person 1 wins it so they have a ton of time to fill. Please person 1 win it!!!!

It's official...

Shit, it's official. It hit 100 degrees here today. Well talk to me in october when it won't be 100 degrees anymore.


Back in wisconsin....I talked to my mom today and she said it was snowing. Yikes, it's may and it's snowing!!!!

Why Lost rocks.....

Why does Lost rock???? It's the little details. So last week I get an press release from the Hanso Foundation. It was talking about there new website and new commercials. It got sent out to all media people on the ABC media weblist, which I am still on.

So I get this email and being the smart ass that I am, I reply to the email saying thanks for the email hugh (he's the fake person who sent the email out) and that I enjoyed the information. Never thinking I would get a response from them, but sure enough I got an email back today.

Any time.

Namaste,

Hugh


Fucking great!!!! Thank you Lost for taking care of the little details

Another one!!!!

Dammit K-fed, I know this is your year. But relax on the baby making. First you knock Britney up, now you knock her up again. Then I read this story and I know this has your name written all over it!!!!

A CHAIN-SMOKING schoolgirl told last night how she fell pregnant during a drunken romp — at the age of just 11.

The petite youngster found she was expecting after losing her virginity during a boozy one-night stand.

Lighting her third roll-up cigarette and watched by her proud 34-year-old mum, she confessed: “I didn’t think I’d get pregnant because it was my first time.

“But I’m really excited and looking forward to being a mum.”

The girl, who is now 12 but cannot be named for legal reasons, is due to become Britain’s youngest mother when she gives birth next month — four months before her 13th birthday.

She comes from a large family in West Lothian and has an eight-month-old brother who will become an UNCLE before he turns one.

Showing her huge baby bump under a cropped white T-shirt and tiny black mini-skirt, the girl added last night: “I can’t wait to take the baby swimming and out for walks in the pram.


Please understand, this is from England, so some of it might not make any sense, but just know it smells like a k-fed baby

Lost Next Week

Here's the canadian preview for next week. I always put the canadian preview up if I can find it since it shows different things then the US promo and can give u another idea of where the show is going to go next week

My feet...

When I went to the airport yesterday I changed once I got there. I pack my normal shoes in my back pack and put some sandles on for the flight. Well silly me forgot to bring those shoes with me to work today so I had to dust off these old shoes of mine that are probably 5 years old. They're beat down, no shoe laces, piece of shit shoes. But I gotta wear them for the next few hours.

Back and still lost

Made it back to Phoenix tonight and went right to work. Finished work up and rushed home to watch Lost. Nothing really to good in this weeks show. A couple people died, we all thought they would and nothing really to shocking went on. There doing this damn build up for the season finale. Damn them

Lost preview

Here's the canadian preview for Lost...

Wierd how it barely focuses on the people dying, just who did it.

I loved it......back in the day

This was one of the top attractions at disney world back in the day. They replaced it once that whole love little boys thing came out and they replaced this attraction with "Get felt up by Goofy" which I hear is doing brisk business for them

Star Wars Comedy

Funny to me, probably not to you....

I'm big.....

I go to put on this pair of underwear this morning and damn it feels really big on me. Why is it feeling this way I wonder???

Well I did go buy new underwear a few weeks ago and am now finally putting them into rotation and weeding out some of the old ones. So maybe when I got the new ones, these were stretched out or maybe they were just shity material.

So I look at the label on them and realize the problem. There 3 times bigger then what I thought they were and that's why they don't snuggle up against me.

Yes they are briefs, but they are so big, they feel like boxers

My work plans

Since most of the time that I come back for these conventions or meetings, I'm bored out of my mind. There only a few things I can do that will make life a little easier. My main plan of attack is to hang around the hot women and talk it up with them. There's one in particular that I always seem to be around. It's not that I am trying really hard to chat it up with her, it just seems like we always end up at the same table. Odd thing is, we rarely talk.

Damn folks...

My folks have the worst computer of all time. It's all slow and bulky, but they never use it, well unless you count playing maijong tiles on it something. Plus they have high speed internet. It's like putting in premium fuel in a piece of shit car. The worst part about it is the connection they have. The connection flakes in and out every 5 seconds and will also flake out for an hour at a time. I've come to the conclusion that it's 1 of 2 things. There line from the modem to the computer, probably 30 feet, burried in a wall, is junk. Or there modem is going to take a dump soon. I think it might be the modem since I had the same modem as they do and it died on me after 3 years and they've had this modem just as long. I'll run out to best buy today and pick up a new one for them and see if that will solve it.

Always a dick...

I went out with one of my friends from high school today and it was the first time I've seen her since she got married in december. Well the thing is, I never sent her a wedding present, so I made up for it today.

When they got married they registered at Target and the thing with target is that they never update the wedding registry list that you fill out for them. So someone will buy them something that's available, when in reality it isn't available. So what happened, when they were opening there gifts, they got 4 omelete pans.

What does this have to do with the story, here me out. So I went to target today to try and look at there registry and sure enough, it no longer exists there. Soooo I'm in a jam. I can do the not so cool gift card or what else can I do. Well I could get her the stupid omelete pan and the gift card. I go over to the pan section and sure enough, there's 6 different omelete pans. Which one should I get??? Awwww fuck, I'll be real funny and just buy her all the different omelete pans and that will be enough.

Sure enough, she thought it was pretty damn funny that I got her all these different omelete pans since all she did was bitch about them. Needless to say she's going to take 5 of them back and keep 1.

Dog sitting

Yeah so my folks got this new dog and sure enough, what do I have to do, I have to watch over the dog. It's so young and so helpless. It can't go up stairs, it can go down them though, kind of rolls down the stairs though. The dog is just driving me crazy cause it won't just sit still and relax. Doesn't it know that I need to be able to relax too???

You must know...

I was sitting on the airport bus yesterday going from the parking lot to the terminal. While on the bus I was sitting between 2 men and I don't know which one of them it was, but one of them was passing hard core gas. I felt bad, cause whichever of the 2 guys it wasn't probably thought it was me doing it and it wasn't me. It happened as soon as I got on the bus and then happened again halfway through the ride. It was really bad

Up north

Well I'm back in wisconsin for a few days and shit it's cold here. Yeah it's wisconsin warm, but to me that's still cold. Plus my parents keep there house like an ice box, so that adds to my cold factor. I pray it will heat up while I am here and save me!!!!!

Final Decision!!!

My mom went with the name Prince. It could be worse. I told her I'm angry that she didn't go with "The Notorious D.O.G."

Dog names

So my mom wants to go with some black musician names since the dog is black colored. Some of her ideas are Ray, Otis (Redding), Louie (Armstrong), Jimmy (Hendrix), and some other ones that I can't remember.

She asks if I can think of any other ones, I throw Fitty at her, she didn't like that name. Then I suggested Prince and she was ok with that.

Here's some other ones I suggested:
The Notorius D.O.G.
Snoop Doggy Dog
Dre
Hammer and then my mom could yell at the dog that it can't touch that or if the dog went nuts, she could tell the dog, "Hammer, please don't hurt me"

I then suggested Jesus. She said Jesus wasn't a musician. But then I asked her, "But wasn't Jesus black???"

She then yelled at me and said no Jesus wasn't black.

I just love jerking with her

Coming soon...

What's coming soon??? An all new porn feature??? Wouldn't that be nice!!!! But in reality I'll be going on vacation soon. Actually it's more business then vacation. Some of it will be vacation though. It will be nice to see some friends I haven't seen in a while, it's been so long that some of them have gotten married since I last saw them. I guess I don't go home enough to catch up with people anymore. Or maybe I enjoy living my private life and don't want to be bothered by them anymore. It's probably a mix of both.

Corky Rocks!!!!

Listen as Corky jams!!!!





Yikes, you must have a boring ass life like me if you sat around for the end of that video.

Need Help

So my mom just got a new dog and her thing is to name them after musicians. We've had Michael, we called him Mikey though, for the king of pop and child molesting. We've also had Elvis and Buddy (Holly). So now she got a new dog and came to me looking for names. I of course like Big Bopper, Gwar, Lionel, Poison, Tico (Torres, the drummer for Bon Jovi).


Please help me out with some names or else she's going to go with shitty names like Cher, Madonna, Ozzy, or something shitty like that.

I told her to go with Fitty, she said no and something more from her era, so I suggest Lawrence for Lawrence Welk, she said that wasn't her era and I wasn't funny. I thought I was though.

WTF????

It looks like Judas Priest has gone Mr. Roboto on everyone and is falling off the deep end. Here's the story:

While there have been numerous books, films and documentaries made about Nostradamus, now there are plans for a heavy metal "concept" album on the great 16th century seer. The band Judas Priest is currently at work writing songs about his life and prophecies. A spectacular stage show with massive moving screens, special effects and illusions is planned by the group to accompany the 2007 release.


Talk about some crazy ass shit. Yeah I could see if they were doing this concept album with the fake lead singer they use to have, but no Rob Halford is involved in it. Talk about gay, well Rob is gay, so deal with it. Him in the leather outfits makes so much more sense now.

Not yet....

It didn't reach 100 degrees yet, it only reached 99 today. I was looking at the paper today and it had some interesting things on the front page talking about the heat. On average, phoenix has 10 days a year where it is over 110 degrees. Those are the days that really suck. 100 degrees isn't anything bad, the over 110 are the days you feel it. Of course it doesn't help that I go Johnny Cash some days and wear all black.

Lost Promo

Here's the canadian promo for this weeks lost. It shows more then the US promo and gives you an idea about what is going to go on. I hate Lost, it's to good!!!