Always a dick...

I went out with one of my friends from high school today and it was the first time I've seen her since she got married in december. Well the thing is, I never sent her a wedding present, so I made up for it today.

When they got married they registered at Target and the thing with target is that they never update the wedding registry list that you fill out for them. So someone will buy them something that's available, when in reality it isn't available. So what happened, when they were opening there gifts, they got 4 omelete pans.

What does this have to do with the story, here me out. So I went to target today to try and look at there registry and sure enough, it no longer exists there. Soooo I'm in a jam. I can do the not so cool gift card or what else can I do. Well I could get her the stupid omelete pan and the gift card. I go over to the pan section and sure enough, there's 6 different omelete pans. Which one should I get??? Awwww fuck, I'll be real funny and just buy her all the different omelete pans and that will be enough.

Sure enough, she thought it was pretty damn funny that I got her all these different omelete pans since all she did was bitch about them. Needless to say she's going to take 5 of them back and keep 1.