Another one!!!!

Dammit K-fed, I know this is your year. But relax on the baby making. First you knock Britney up, now you knock her up again. Then I read this story and I know this has your name written all over it!!!!

A CHAIN-SMOKING schoolgirl told last night how she fell pregnant during a drunken romp — at the age of just 11.

The petite youngster found she was expecting after losing her virginity during a boozy one-night stand.

Lighting her third roll-up cigarette and watched by her proud 34-year-old mum, she confessed: “I didn’t think I’d get pregnant because it was my first time.

“But I’m really excited and looking forward to being a mum.”

The girl, who is now 12 but cannot be named for legal reasons, is due to become Britain’s youngest mother when she gives birth next month — four months before her 13th birthday.

She comes from a large family in West Lothian and has an eight-month-old brother who will become an UNCLE before he turns one.

Showing her huge baby bump under a cropped white T-shirt and tiny black mini-skirt, the girl added last night: “I can’t wait to take the baby swimming and out for walks in the pram.


Please understand, this is from England, so some of it might not make any sense, but just know it smells like a k-fed baby