I'm baiting right now

Damn you Kevin Federline. why did you have to plant your seed in Britney and why couldn't it of been me who did it instead. Well she still looks good knocked up. I'd still popozao her.

Blowing a load

If you are a guy and grew up in the 80's and this doesn't make you blow a load all over yourself, you must have played with Barbies or something.

UFO visit Phoenix

Hey I think that aliens are out there, you would have to be ignorant to think that we are really the only thing out there. But here is where it gets amazing. They are visiting Phoenix. Here's a picture that was taken of Phoenix yesterday.


Here is the link to the picture. If you click on the picture on that sire, it will take you to a whole site about ufo's and phoenix. Phoenix rocks!!! ET, phone me up, will snack on rieces pieces and do lines of cocaine with Drew Barrymore.

Dear....

Dear Ford,

Nothing personal, I'd never buy a ford vehicle. I think you're either raised a chevy or ford person, or you just don't care. I was raised in a chevy family, so we usually only buy chevy, but chrysler is ok, just as long as it isn't a ford. Isn't it funny how chrysler is the middle group and no one picks on them.

Well Ford, if you want to drive away a ton of more customers, you sure are doing a good job of it. I sure as hell don't want to hear Taylor Hicks tell me to get a Ford. If that isn't bad enough, he dances around on stage. Ugh!!!!

Weather

It feels like it's going to rain every night around here lately. Late in the afternoon we'll get a dust storm to come rolling into town, it blows shit everywhere and then after that a little humidity rolls into town. The one nice thing to come out of this is all the lightning that lights up the desert sky.

NBA Draft Preview

I'll admit, I use to love the NBA Draft. You knew all the players cause you watched them in college and saw them grow up. Nowadays I can't stand the NBA Draft, not only cause of the high school stars (even though they aren't allowed in the draft anymore), early college entry, and all the euro-trash players. If you don't have time to prep yourself for who is who in the NBA draft, watch this video. It breaks it down a little bit for you. Oh, btw, if you could give a rat's ass about the NBA and the draft, watch the video anyways cause Rick Majerus tells you about his sexual preference.

He loves them

One of my employees loves the ladies, all of them, no matter how they look, how old, nothing stops him from thinking he can get laid by them. He just puts on his charm and it's funny to watch how he tries to get his dick wet. It's funny cause he's so confident, but sad that he doesn't get any. But just cause he didn't get any, don't think he'll stop anytime soon.

Clerks 2 tv commercial

Enjoy!!!

My bad

Fuck I'm so stupid. I ran out of gas today for the first time in my life. I ran out and pushed it into a parking lot and let it sit. Fuck I'm so stupid!!!

Vegas is so funny

A few years ago Vegas was trying to promote itself as the family place to be. Well they noticed that overall money was down and it was a bad business approach. So what are they doing now, they are once again promoting themself as Sin City. Alot of Sin too. One of the bus boards they have up right now says "I can't believe I got involved in a 3 way" or something like that. It does mention 3way or 3 some. But either way, it's naughty and fun. I miss Vegas.

Helping the youth of America

If you don't have a PSP and you've never seen one, damn they are a pretty neat little thing. They can do wi-fi, watch movies, and basically be an Ipod. Oh yeah they play games too. One of my employees son's has a PSP and I looked it over for a while today. It's impressive. The one sad thing about it was the music he had in it. He's 11 and has put in some really bad music into it. He has mostly put them in cause his dad listens to them on his ipod, so the kid must listen to the same music. But at 11, no kid in his right mind should be listening to these bands and yes he had these artists on there:

Tesla
Warrant-He had 3 warrant songs on there, Cherry Pie was one of them and that's ok, but the other crap shouldn't be on there.
Boston
Journey
Chicago

I pulled the kid to the side and told them if he kept listening to this kind of music, the ladies would never want anything to do with him.

I hope he chooses wisely

Please vote!!!!

Here's the link to vote for Big Brother All Stars. You can vote for 1 person a day. So here is who you should not vote for:

Chicken George
Bunky
Monica
Lisa
Danielle
Dana
Michael
Nakomis
James


Who you should vote for"

Will-Lies to everyone and tells everyone he's lying to them, and some how won BB2
Allison-She will fuck someone on the show. She's a whore and admits she will do what she has to do to win
Jase-So full of himself, so fun!!
Howie-See Jase
Mike "Boogie"-He's like a poor mans Vanilla Ice, sad, but fun to watch
Kaysar-Such a ruthless player
Janelle-I needed to throw another woman on this list, so she's the easiest to like, all the other ones I hate or don't care anything about


Anyone that I didn't list, I don't like and I don't dislike them, they are just blahhh. Please vote for Will more then anyone, he lies to everyone, he's the best player ever on Big Brother.

YES!!!!

Good news for me and my cock. Mandy Moore has broken up with Zach Braff from Scrubs. Me and Mandy go way back, I once saved her life. So maybe now we can get back together and yes Mandy, I will forgive you for giving up your purity to Fez and not me.

Big Brother All Stars Let Down!!!

What a downer about BBAS!!!

Where are my favorites???

1 Legged Eddie???
Will Mega????
Justin the Knife guy from BB2
Homophobic Chain Smoking Kent from BB2!!!
MILF Whore Sheryl!!!!
Cheese Eatting Amy
Roddy!!!
Chi-whora!!!
Jun and Jee


Where is Chinny Chinny Bang Bang???

Fuck this show!!!! Well not really!!! I'll still watch it!!!

A Man of Passion

I called the bug sprayer yesterday cause there are some ants about 10 feet outside the back door and I don't want them to get any closer to the store. So he calls me back and asks where these bugs are since he was just there last night and he didn't see anything. I tell them where they are. He then goes on to tell me that he'll stop out to the store again tonight and he'll stomp them, crush them, and make sure they are dead and will never step foot into the store. I was actually scared cause it was like he was having a Nam flashback and I'm the one that had to hear about it. I think it was either some sort of flashback or the man is seriously passionate about his job.

What were they thinking???

Honestly what were the higher ups thinking when they thought it would be a good idea to make a nacho libre poster and sell it at wal-mart. Does any kid in there right mind want a picture of Jack Black in a mask with his man tits hanging out. I really can't imagine any kids wanting this. Ok, so maybe some college kids will want to put this up in there dorms. Probably not, cause if they want any tits on there wall, I doubt it's Jack Black's tits that they want to see. Someone has lost there mind

Nobody wants it

I've been waiting for today, it's not just any normal day. It's the day that the game I have been looking forward to for a couple months comes out. TODAY!!!! I have to get it. What game is it??? It's called "NFL Coach" and basically it's Madden without actually playing the games. You become an NFL coach. You get to draft players, sign free agents, design game plans, and all sorts of fun stuff. I know it sounds boring as shit, but trust me, it looks like fun and I need it.

So it's like 8pm, I run over to Target. Denied. Oh shit, Best Buy is open a little more, I'll run there and get it. Denied again. The guy from Best Buy said it comes out today and they should get there shipment in by thursday.

Well the only thing open this late anymore is Wal-Mart. I go there and once again denied.

I guess there is no demand for this game and nobody wants to stock it. I'll try one of the game stop/game crazy tomorrow. Then I will finally be able to be an NFL COACH!!!!

American Cock Block

Shit I hate that tool Constantine from American Idol 4. He's tapping season 5 idiot Kelly Pickler. I figured if there was any american idol girl that I could tap, it would be her since she's so fucking stupid. I could fool her into sometihng and while she was thinking I was telling the truth, I could slide it in her. She's just that stupid!!!!

I'm ready, R U!!!!!

Get ready for this!!!! Anytime the first one is on tv, I'll just sit around and stare.

Getting ready for Big Brother

This is a different kind of Big Brother All Stars, but it's good none the less. Just can't wait for it to start.

Sometimes she thinks I care

My mom went to Chicago last night and went to the Madonna show. For some reason she thinks I care about this. Well the show was supposed to start at 7pm but didn't take the stage until 9:50 and the show was done promptly at 11pm. My mom goes on to tell me that it wasn't that good of a show, people were dressed up in dominatrix outfits and that Madonna was in really good shape. She did say the crowd boo'd a ton cause she only played for a short time.

I really don't care

Odd

Does anyone think it's odd that Nestle, which makes a ton of candy that I love, is going to buy diet food maker and diet advisor Jenny Craig. Hmmmm, seems a little odd to me. Maybe they are going to try and sabatoge the people of Jenny Craig with a crunch bar. It's like Nestle is hedging there bet either way, hey you want to be fat, have some candy. Want to be skinny, eat our Jenny Craig. Damn there smart!!!

Dinner conversation

So I went to the local chinese place to pick some up and have dinner at home. I get there and the chinese guy asks me if I was watching the game. Ok, first thing that comes to my mind is which game???? Does he mean the world cup or the NBA finals. I told him I didn't watch the game cause I was just getting home cause it was fathers day and all. Granted, Fathers day had nothing to do with it, but it was a good excuse. He then asks me if I had kids, I told him no, I spent it with my father, another great lie on the fly. He asked what we did today and I told him that I got him this jumbo ass light and blah blah blah.

I really didn't feel like telling my life story while I was deciding if I wanted the lemon chicken or the spicy chicken.

TV Show review

It's been a while since I reviewed some TV shows other then Lost on here, so here's what I have been watching lately.

Solitary-Game Show Network
This show is slow paced, but it's a complete mind fuck on the people in the show. Basically they took 9 people, put them each in a cube by them self and do all these mental strains on them to fuck with them. They turn on the AC full blast then give them blankets and these blankets in the long run will make them even colder. Have them do crazy ass math problems after they haven't slept for like 2 days. If they get the problem wrong, they have a strobe light go off and alarm go off. This one woman put up with 4 hours of constant alarm before she had them stop. It's a funny show, but very slow paced and you could get bored with it if you aren't a sick fuck like me.

Flip That House-TLC
Basically it takes people that have no idea what they are doing when it comes to houses. So that person on there own buys a house and wants to repair it and sell it for a profit. Problem is, there is always something wrong with the house they are buying and they have no clue ahead of time about the problem. Saw 2 episodes lately, 1 of them had a group of squatters living in the house for 2 years and just tearing the place apart and literly shitting in the house. Nice!!! The other episode had a woman buy this house and find out that ooooops, she didn't do an inspection and the floors were all fucked and there were bats in the attic and they shit in the attic, enough to fill 5 barrels. Needless to say people always get fucked on this show and it's a how not to do things show. Comedy


Big Brother All Stars kind of starts this week. The viewers will find out who the people we get to choose from. Of the 20 people they will present us with, we get to vote for our favorites. Top 12 go in the hosue. I can't wait!!!

Interview Etiquette

When you show up for an interview, please don't have your friend sit there with you while you're getting interviewed. Also, don't bring your girlfriend too. It amazes me what some kids think is acceptable in an interview. Bottom line, don't bring your friend and girlfriend to an interview. Don't be stupid.

World Cup Update!!!!

Really??

The people who run People magazine are stoned or blind or just fucking stupid. They have chosen Taylor Hicks from American Idol the #1 Bachelor out there. Really Taylor Hicks is the guy that gets all the ladies panties moist? Really Taylor??? I highly doubt that. Just think, probably a year ago, he was flipping burgers and now here he is, #1 in the world!!! Women are probably thinking he's got money and that's why they can over look his bad looks. Well guess what ladies, he has none. I guess Clay Aiken must of been to busy to be the #1 bachelor or something???

Interview Update

Awww fuck she was stupid. She really couldn't even answer basic questions. When asked why she moved here from LA, she had no reason. How does she like cleaning, she doen't really like it. She walked to the interview cause she doesn't live far away and most likely doesn't have a job, so of course, she can't walk alone, she has to bring her bf along for the interview. People are so stupid and this is our future. Sad isn't it.

Stupid Alert

Shit the stupid people are really out lately at the store. I couldn't believe how stupid some people are. We had the person who orders the #6, but once we try and give it to her, she says oh my bad, I wanted the #5. This isn't the first time she has done this. Then we have the idiot guy who thinks we are shrinking the bread somehow. Oh yeah, that's right, if you come in here everyday and then proclaim that, that's fine, but since you come in 1 time every 2 months, just shut the fuck up. Take all of that, throw in the what's on this sandwich group that came in and you had a mind numbing day. Throw that in with a stupid ass employee and we have gold.

Called some girl in for an interview and set it up for 2pm today. She called back earlier today and asked if we could move it up to about 12:30 or 1. I told her no since that would be in the middle of our lunch time. So needless to say she's already at strike 3 before the interview starts. She's going to have to probably blow me in the middle of the interview to get me to even think about giving her a job.

Simple

What a simple cover for Time this week and it's a real strong cover too. It gets the message across and does it without any words. Just one of those things where I was like, damn that was well done.

Aiiight!!!!

Jagshemash, please enjoy!!!!

No I don't know

What's the best digital camera out there??? That's what my mom recently asked me. I told I didn't know and why would I know. She thinks since I can turn my computer on, I must know everything about computers. Well guess what, I don't. I told her to get a camera she likes and is easy to use. Plus get one that doesn't blur up the picture when she moves the camera. She told me she was going to go to the library and read consumer reports and go with what they say. She did that and they say the Canon is the best. I'm sure it's the most exspensive too. As long as she's happy, that's all that matters.

Sure....

Local radio station around here is promoting that they are having a shuffle weekend. Kind of like an ipod shuffle, anything could really come up. That's exactly how they are promoting it, anything could pop up. The jocks can't promote what's coming up, cause even they don't know what's coming up. They even say not to call them, cause they can't take requests. It's just that random CD player going wild. Exactly!!!! I believe this a ton. So if anything could come up, could "Fuck Shop" be played soon. I hope so, cause anything could happen!!!

They did play Dr. Feelgod by the Crue. It was quite loud and once they came on, Jennifer said her ears hurt and turned it down. Never turn down the CRUE!!!!!

Nice!!!

Nice view and yes I do want you Rosario Dawson. I'm not sure if this is the movie poster I would go with to advertise the movie. There are other movie posters for this movie, but this one is nice to look at. Enjoy!!!

The odds...

The US is holding all these terror suspects down in Guantanimo Bay in Cuba and they've had this place open for a few years now to hold them. Up until now some of the terror suspects have tried to commit suicide, but none of them succeeded. But all of a sudden 3 guys in 1 day all commit suicide. What are the odds??? Or do you think the guards were just like, fuck em if they want to die that bad let them.

In good standing

Hoff is back in good standing with me again because of this

World Cup Starts Today

yawn.......

Odd Combo

Talk about a wierd restaurant combintation. There's this place down the road from me that is getting ready to open up. Here's what's odd about it. It's going to be a "Tofu and BBQ" place. When I think of Tofu, I think of that pasty fake meat kind of shit that you see at the grocery store. Mixing that in with some BBQ ribs or pork, hmmm, doesn't seem like a good mix. There concept is trying to get 2 seperate groups. Not always a good idea. I'll stay away.

Gotcha

We finally got Al-Qaeda's main guy in Iraq, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. Here's a final look at him

Gotcha....

Looks like we got Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the head guy of Al-Qaeda in Iraq. Here's a final look at him.

She's old

Damn remember when Anna Pornakova was young. We all counted the days until she turn 18. Then she turned 18 and beating off to her didn't feel as bad as it did before. Well she turns 25 today and damn she's old in my book. I'd still pound her though.

Here's one of my favorite pics of her

Who says wrestling is fake???

Whoever says wrestling is fake, have them watch this

Something is going to happen

On the way home I needed to get some gas for my car and then I stopped into the gas station to get some dinner. I picked up the "Bomb Burrito"

So one of two things is going to happen either:

1) It's going to be da bomb and taste really good

or

2) It's going to explode inside of me and my ass will in return blowup.



Time will tell

Fear This

Chuck Norris better watch out!!!

What a weekend....

What a weekend of fun. The did a Knight Rider marathon on friday on sci-fi and then on sat and sun they didn a "Benson" marathon!!! What could be better then benson after benson after benson. I took a break from Benson when Jennifer Tivo'd some crap medical show that smells like all the others.

Back to Benson, holy shit is this show crazy. Benson starts off on the show as a butler in the govenor's mansion. Through the next 7 years he does the following careers on the show:

1) Butler

2) Head of the governor's household staff

3) State budget director

4) Lieutenant governor

5) Finally at the end of the show, he runs for the governor position.

Shit talk about going up the corporate ladder fast. Good for you Benson DuBois

Dear....

Dear Chris from American Idol,

So you want to be a rock star huh? Oh wait, a known, not well known, but known rock band, Fuel, offers you a job to be the lead singer of there band. Hmmm, that seems to me like that would be a good start to a career. But what do you do, you turn it down. You want to be known by yourself or some shit like that.

Lets look at it from rock radio's point of view, since you want to be a rock star Chris. Hmmmm, will rock radio play the pop music wannabe Chris or will they play music from the band named Fuel who just happens to have a lead singer from American Idol. Going with Fuel will make you at least some what credible. Now rock radio will see you as a joke.

Quiz time

I had to inform Jennifer of the following information today. She didn't know the answers to these questions:

1) Who's Canada's greatest athlete??? Answer: Iron Mike Sharpe

2) Who's the greatest intercontinental champion of all time??? Answer: The Honky Tonk Man

Enjoy Honky busting a tune:

The wait is over!!!

My favorite bank teller got moved to a different branch 2 months ago. I find out that she got moved to the branch close to the house. So for the last 2 months I've been going there more then I was going there before and still I didn't see her. I saw her business cards, but I just didn't see her. It was just bad timing on my part, or maybe it's her part.

But that all ended today. I entered the grocery store and she walked right by me. A smile came on to her face and she said hi to me. Finally we have made contact. I was wearing non work clothes, so I hope she realizes that I live over here and am not stalking her. I didn't go over to the bank branch. That's another days mission

Football Odds

Here's your current Super Bowl Odds.........enjoy

2007 SUPER BOWL
Outcome Odds
INDIANAPOLIS 11-2
NEW ENGLAND 8-1
PITTSBURGH 10-1
SEATTLE 10-1
CAROLINA 12-1
DALLAS 12-1
DENVER 15-1
NEW YORK G 15-1
CHICAGO 16-1
MIAMI 17-1
PHILADELPHIA 18-1
CINCINNATI 18-1
WASHINGTON 18-1
SAN DIEGO 22-1
KANSAS CITY 22-1
TAMPA BAY 25-1
ARIZONA 25-1
JACKSONVILLE 26-1
ATLANTA 28-1
BALTIMORE 30-1
MINNESOTA 35-1
OAKLAND 50-1
GREEN BAY 50-1
NEW ORLEANS 50-1
CLEVELAND 55-1
ST. LOUIS 66-1
DETROIT 66-1
BUFFALO 100-1
TENNESSEE 100-1
NEW YORK J 100-1
HOUSTON 120-1
SAN FRANCISCO 150-1

Things are good....

Granted my eyes have these hoops around them and I'm at work a ton of hours lately, things are really good in my world. So that can only mean that things will take a dump soon and life will implode. Total knock on wood, but the crew that I have right now is really good. There is enough of them that I can leave and not worry about the store imploding.

Went and had another pedicure today. So maybe I am a little girly, but it takes away the pain in my toe and that is really what matters to me. She is always saying that what she is doing has to hurt so bad, but it really doesn't hurt that bad at all. At least we've gotten to the point where there isn't any pain anymore.

What is funny to me is to hear all the ladies gossip up a storm there. This woman is talking about this other woman who left her husband for this other guy and blah blah blah.

Rough Life

Granted my eyes have these hoops around them and I'm at work a ton of hours lately, things are really good in my world. So that can only mean that things will take a dump soon and life will implode. Total knock on wood, but the crew that I have right now is really good. There is enough of them that I can leave and not worry about the store imploding.

Went and had another pedicure today. So maybe I am a little girly, but it takes away the pain in my toe and that is really what matters to me. She is always saying that what she is doing has to hurt so bad, but it really doesn't hurt that bad at all. At least we've gotten to the point where there isn't any pain anymore.

What is funny to me is to hear all the ladies gossip up a storm there. This woman is talking about this other woman who left her husband for this other guy and blah blah blah.

Rough Life

Granted my eyes have these hoops around them and I'm at work a ton of hours lately, things are really good in my world. So that can only mean that things will take a dump soon and life will implode. Total knock on wood, but the crew that I have right now is really good. There is enough of them that I can leave and not worry about the store imploding.

Went and had another pedicure today. So maybe I am a little girly, but it takes away the pain in my toe and that is really what matters to me. She is always saying that what she is doing has to hurt so bad, but it really doesn't hurt that bad at all. At least we've gotten to the point where there isn't any pain anymore.

What is funny to me is to hear all the ladies gossip up a storm there. This woman is talking about this other woman who left her husband for this other guy and blah blah blah.

Do we need this?

Yeah it's true that with satalite radio you get a ton of choices and it's really nice to have. But I think sometimes they over think things and add on to much shit. Does Sirius really need to broadcast over radio the World Series of Poker??? Come on, who are we kidding here??? Is there that big of a demand for it??? Granted if you get enough sponsors for something, it's always worth it, but for this???? I know I won't be listening.

What R They Thinking

So a family of 5 people stop into the store today and all by drinks and then go outside and sit. They look like a normal family, upper to middle class. So 5 minutes later the father of the family walks in and says his 80-ish year old mother is having some issues and wants to come inside but will only come in if she can bring in her paricette. What???? She wants to bring a bird into the store, I say it's against health code and they can't bring it in. The kid of the family is like, what if we just put him in the corner, once again, I say no. So they sit out there for another 10 minutes and another car shows up with a 40-ish year old guy gets out and they are all sitting outside talking to the 80-ish year old mother. Another 10 minutes passes and another car pulls up. This time it's a middle aged woman that gets out. She talks to the family and after time the 80-ish year old woman gets in her car and she takes the bird with her.

Ok, so WTF was going on. Was this family trying to pawn the old lady off to someone else cause she's losing her mind and they just had to do it outside of my store. They couldn't do it at there house cause that would of been to easy and we all know that old lady's love to sit out in the sun and have a cold soda. The older father figure of this family had a realtor badge on and he was from scottsdale, 20 miles away. So they had to come down here and decide that my place was the best place to pawn off the old lady and her bird. Real nice family!!!!

Saved by the Bell NEWS!!!!

Maybe I'll try and be the source for all the Saved by the Bell news out there. Maybe not, but enjoy this:


Lark Voorhies, who played Lisa Turtle in TV's "Saved By the Bell," has sued The National Enquirer for libel over an article that included claims she had a drug problem.

The suit, which seeks unspecified damages, was filed Tuesday in Superior Court.

The suit says Voorhies, whom it describes as a "famous and popular actress," lost several "potential acting and hosting jobs" after the tabloid published a June 2005 article that said she was hospitalized for a cocaine addiction.


Her doctor wrote a letter confirming that she had no addiction and was not hospitalized for drug abuse, the suit said.

The tabloid story was "patently false and heinous," and humiliated her, the actress stated in her lawsuit, which alleges libel, invasion of privacy, unauthorized use of her image, name or voice and other claims.

Voorhies could not be located by The Associated Press for comment. A call to National Enquirer after hours Wednesday was not immediately returned.



Ok, so we all know this news isn't true cause if you remember, Jesse Spano was hooked on No-Dose or a pill like it. It was never Lisa, she was to busy shopping or trying to get away from Screech. Not that I can blame her for that.