Dinner conversation

So I went to the local chinese place to pick some up and have dinner at home. I get there and the chinese guy asks me if I was watching the game. Ok, first thing that comes to my mind is which game???? Does he mean the world cup or the NBA finals. I told him I didn't watch the game cause I was just getting home cause it was fathers day and all. Granted, Fathers day had nothing to do with it, but it was a good excuse. He then asks me if I had kids, I told him no, I spent it with my father, another great lie on the fly. He asked what we did today and I told him that I got him this jumbo ass light and blah blah blah.

I really didn't feel like telling my life story while I was deciding if I wanted the lemon chicken or the spicy chicken.