I win

Somehow I won fantasy football this week with Portis, Lee Evans, Michael Clayton, and the Arizona defense taking a dump this week. Thank you Jake Plummer and Fred Taylor and my buddy T.O.





He's tearing up fantasy football for me this year. Friends Forever!!





How did I win this week, well the guy I was playing against had Caulpepper (injuried), Priest Holmes (sucked this week), and Travis Taylor (WTF is this guy doing playing this guy???)


Me 86.53
Suckos 58.25

BTW did anyone notice the midget that the Buffalo Bills have as a trainer, oh comedy!!!!

Dogs in Costume

Here are picks of the dogs dressed up as Yoda. They each had a costume, but trying to get them to sit together at 1 time is almost impossible since the costumes were both small sizes and were to big for them. So next year we need extra small size.






Blu























Baby

New Toy

Got a new digital camera today since my old one died. I couldn't believe the thing died, it was a tank. I would drop it on purpose all the time and it would always survive. I'll miss it, we were through alot.

So I got a new one and will be taking some pictures in the next few days. Will get some pictures of the dogs dressed up for halloween, my costume, and pictures of the new house. Can't wait to move into the new place. Really can't wait.

1 Step Closer

We signed the paperwork for the house yesterday and they accepted the water logged check. We locked in the mover to move us on tuesday. Today we will do the walk through. Hopefully sometime monday we will have the keys

Whooops

So we are going to sign some paperwork on the house, we get it on monday. Well when you go in to sign for it you need to bring proof of insurance and also need to bring some money. I went to the bank yesterday and got the check written out from them and had to get like 10 peoples approval to do it. See the title company won't take personal checks, odd hey??? Not really. So I got the check and now we will fast forward to the end of the night at work and I'm packing my bag to go home. I grabbed the check and oooops dropped it into a sink with a drop or 2 of water in it. So now I have a big ass check with water stains all over it. Hope they will take it still. I mean I guess I just put a water mark on the check. Companies do that all the time with checks, so I did it too. Jennifer might kill me if it looks bad. I left it out over night to dry.

I'm sorry

I've realized how bad of an employee I was when I was young, since now I am dealing with young immature employees. They drive me nuts and I know I was just like that when I wasn't in charge. So here I am, saying I'm sorry for some of the things I did that probably drove nuts back in the day:


I'm sorry for all the times we would play driver jenga with all the delivery boxes in the back room. You were right, it made a huge mess.

I'm sorry for putting Hampster Dance on repeat, turn it up real loud, and locking my office door and drove everyone up the wall.

I'm sorry for the couple days I would only talk to people using an electronic megaphone. I now know it was uncalled for and I should not of used it, especially in the hall way of the building. And no, I didn't use the megaphone while I was on the air at the time, that would of been uncalled for.

I'm sorry I collected 100 pizza coupons and demanding my nickel from the store manager (my boss) since each coupon was worth 1/20th of 1 cent.

Now I know what I put them through. Why do I have to go through it now. I guess it is true, what goes around comes around. I so pray they don't have a megaphone, please don't have one. If they do, I'll just bust mine out of retirement.

Still love Jennifer

Yesterday we had like 3 people in a row come in and order a seafood sub. The thing is, we don't make a ton of that since it isn't that popular and it goes bad real fast. So we keep our supply low and make it on the fly sometimes. So those 3 people cleaned us out and we needed to make more. Go into the cooler and we are out of seafood, so we have to go into the freezer and pull some out. Jennifer goes out of her way to tell me it's frozen and she's going to defrost it. Well wouldn't you know, 2 minutes later what does she do??? She goes out of her way and sells a seafood sub. I reminded her that she just told me we don't have any. She replies she forgot that we didn't have any!!!!!

We're still in the old house, but we no longer own it, we are technically renting it. So I'm making sure we don't do anything stupid and that we baby the house until we leave. Don't want any issues to come out between now and when the new person moves in. So we got some Jack in the Box for dinner. We both got Pimpkin Pie shakes and other things. I don't really like the tv shows that Jennifer watches on Sunday night, Law and Order and Crossing Jordan, so I went upstairs to watch tv. So after a little while I tell Jennifer I am going to bed. When I do that, I look down at her and she's asleep, ohhhhh and also the dogs are eatting her pumpkin pie shake all over the carpet. Hmmmm, real nice!!!!! The good news according to Jennifer is that the shake is the same color as the carpet, not really though!!!!

Doesn't Match

Went into the local convienence store tonight and Abu's brother from the Simpsons was behind the counter. He was the only person working at the time. Why does this matter, well cause he was blaring country music as loud as possible. He had to love it since "I like it, I love it, I want some more of it" was playing. Just thought it was odd to see 2 opposite things like that together. I wonder if he'll be at the next "fill in the blank red neck country singer" concert. I'm sure he'd fit in at the Toby Keith concert, really he would!!!

Funny to me, not to u, so F U

Hey this is funny to me, probably doesn't make sense to you, but deal with it.

I did my first text porn bomb to kevin on friday and haven't heard from him since, he probably freaked when he saw it and is confused by it. Real funny!!!!

About a week ago I told Mike he did a good job of segueing into Pearljam. The next day I figured I would tell him that again, and he went on to tell me at least it wasn't Pearljam. Well the day after that, he segued into Pearljam, so I waited all day and I busted his chops by telling him no one segues PJ like him.

I sent an email to Chris N that it was Judge Judy's 63rd birthday. Nobody loves Judge Judy like him, no one!!!!!!




I need to get the Burger King on my fantasy team. All he is doing now is catching TDs and lord knows I could use a new WR on my team. I figured I was stacked at WR this year, here's who I had:

TO, hey he's a good friend













Andre Johnson (sucks ass this year)
Michael Clayton (see above)
Lee Evans (poor QB play has hurt him)
Roy Williams (Hurt)
Michael Jenkins (poor QB play has hurt him)

So damn, BK come play for me, I'm looking for you on the waiver wire!!!

Trying to fix the lap top

Well I called the kids at HP to try and see if I still have a warranty. So I call the number for HP service and wouldn't you know, it's in m f'n india. So the first guy I can't understand, so not really sure if it's in india, I hang up and call back and try again, nope can't understand them. So the third time I call, they answer the phone, I just say I want to talk to a supervisor, they ask me if they can help me, I just want to talk to the supervisor. They ask again, can they help, I tell them I want a supervisor. They transfer me and I can kind of understand the indian guy. So he goes on to tell me that my computer warrantry expired on sept. 11, 2005, since it was registered 1 year earlier, on sept. 11, 2004. Problem is, I didn't buy the computer till November 26, 2004. So pissed off I call the place where I bought it, they tracked down my receipt and they helped me out with it and once I get my computer back, I can call india and figure it out. I don't care that someone bought it, returned it, but they didn't have to register it. The local electronics store rep was super kewl and easy to deal with, which in todays world is hard to come by. He called me back and walked me through the hoooona daaaaa (remember the jerky boys) accent with the guy from india.

Why I hate Smallville

I try to watch the show on a weekly basis, but the thing is, it really is good, but it also sucks. See the show has a ongoing plot about Clark Kent growing up and dealing with his super powers. That part I'm ok with, but the part of the show I hate is the villian of the week angle that the show takes. Different villian, different week. Ok, so a couple weeks ago it was a couple guys from Krypton and they were just like Zorg and those guys from Superman 2. Well they came back and just like in the movie, Clark got them stuck in the mirror thingie.

Ok, so this week, f'n aquaman is on the show. God Damn aquaman!!!! Are you kidding me. He's the weakest super hero of all time. What a loser!!! Plus he was wearing green and orange clothes. DORK!!!!

Slacker!!!

I know I'm slacking in regards to my blogging, but the thing is, my laptop is fried. I took it into get worked on and the flux capasitor and the mother board are both screwed. I took it to the local computer place and had them take a look at it. They told me they couldn't find the part for it since they don't make it anymore. Ahhhh the computer is less then a year old. So I took it upon myself to find the part and get it taken care of. Sure enough I told them where to get it and they backed off from there claims, since they just wanted me to buy a new lap top from them. Ha ha ha, foiled them!!!! I don't think it was really the management guys doing this, it's just that they have a lazy parts guy.

Missed lost last night, so fuck me for forgetting to set a season pass on the TiVo

Oh Well

I didn't win powerball, but then again, no one did. So I guess it's back to work for me, wait, I'm already here. Gotta win it on wednesday, just gotta!!!!!

Please!!!!

Please god, let me hit the powerball tonight. You know all these people that win it that are like, oh I'll still keep working. Not me, I'm fucking retiring if I win the jackpot. I'd crawl into a hole and never come out and would buy a bunch of stupid things and make a complete ass out of myself. Maybe I would go get one of those russian brides and bring her over here. Doubt that I'll win, but I'm kind of on a powerball roll since I won $4 last time I played, so maybe it will get better this time.

Why not have a young person win it instead of the fossils that seem to win it all the time?

Went and had the home inspection yesterday and the inspector told me the house was prestine, so that's good news. Nothing to major wrong with the house, just a couple things here and there. Definitly less things are wrong with this house then our old house. Speaking of the old house, technically I'm homeless right now since we no longer own the old house. We can stay in it till the 14th of november, but I'm pretty sure we will be out of there before that.

Pizza man

Does anyone else find it funny that I saw some guy in a fairly new mercedes delivering pizza. If ya got the money to buy it, do u really need to be a pizza jockey????

New Costume Idea!!!

Gotta love it!!!

Fool can play a bad ass corberback plus he's good at log rolling!!!!

Halloween

I need some help in deciding what I want to go as for Halloween. Can you help me decide which one of these I should go as.






Vicki from Small Wonder












The Motorcycle guy/Leather Guy from the Village People












The most famous Osmond of them all, Jimmy Osmond













Tatoo from Fantasy Island










Michael Knight from Knight Rider













Nitro, the American Gladiator












Asteroids the Video Game!!!!












Chachi, that way everyone will love me













Heeeeey, the Fonz!!!!














Baretta. Hey he killed his wife and got away with it, worse things could happen









Hee Haw, the TV Show

Reply Time

Here's some anonymous emails from people in regards to the George Smith cover on time:


"You have way to much time on your hands....BTW....where the heck is he anyways?"

"Amazing. Next thing you know Maxim will have Devon Detloff on the cover in hot tub holding a bag of marshmallows."

"And he's still as hot as ever... I think that's the real shock in all of this! Why doesnt he have his hand up some coed's skirt though? Then again, maybe he does and we just can't see that...Damn cropping"

"Also funny that the copy on the cover touches upon sex and feeling younger. Feel younger by buying a comaro and growing a lame pony tail, and sexier by trying to bed your female students that have self-esteem and psychotic issues."

"Quit bothering me with such trivial shit, my thrusting dance engines are to busy raving till dawn with the solid pueter dancers. Don't you know, I'm the original Dance Dance Revolution!!!"

Holy Shit!!!

Opened the mail box today and look who's on the cover of Time magazine, George Smith. I don't know how he does it. If you don't get this joke, don't feel bad, it just means I don't like you enough to tell you about it.










George on Time














George at the radio station






P.S. I still don't like you George and I hope it drives you crazy that I actually made it in radio further then any of your flunkies.

My New House....

I love you new house, I can't wait to move into you on Halloween. I can't wait to move everything into you. I can't wait to make love to myself in my new house. Yeah new house!!!!

Here's some pictures of my new baby.



Front of the house, it has a 3 car garage. The third garage is off on the left of the picture.









Kitchen, they are taking the fridge, so it won't be exactly the same.










Great room, this is what did it for us. Lots of room, no living room/dining room bullshit that we will never use.









Back yard






See I'd give you the MLS # of it, but the thing is, I don't want you to know where I live. This will be my first suburban life living, well at least not living with my folks. Maybe I will hang out and grill out with the neighbors. Probably not.

Why I love Jennifer

We got back a counter offer on the house and we have until tonight to accept it. I'm ready to jump on it and call it home. Ohhhhh but not Jennifer. See thie thing is, they want us to pay for the whole home warranty when in the original offer, it had us splitting the cost with the home owner. Well Jennifer isn't cool with that and wants to counter offer them and the only thing she wants changed is the home warranty thing. I told her it was ok and we would just pay the whole thing, she still wasn't ok with that. She wants to put the house in jeopardy over $162.50. This is the only house we like and she won't budge on $162.50. See I'm stubborn, but if I want something, I'm willing to give a bit, but not Jennifer. She's stuck on her ways, and it fucking drives me nuts!!!!!

Die Tom Die

Dammit Tom Cruise planted his seed in Katie Holmes and it's been confirmed by there publicists, so it's official. So cross her off the list. Luckily I traded that autographed picture of her along time ago for the life size cut out of Mandy Moore. Mandy's still pure, well probably not since she did date Fes from that 70's show. Speaking of Fes, he's been with everyone in Holly-wierd. Lohan, Mandy, Eva Langoria, and now Jamie Pressly. I love you Fes. I say good day!!!!

Today!!!

Today we are going to put an offer in on a house. We've looked at a bunch of houses and this really is the only one we both liked, so it seems that we might as well quit wasting our time and we're going to try and get it.

Had to put in a new freezer part at the store, yeah it sucks cause it costs major cash, but the funny part is the guy putting it in. See the area that you have to put it in is like next to nothing and he was slamming his head and body all around hitting stuff and letting out loud moans. It made me feel a little bit better considering it's going to cost so much.

It happened

I finally saw her, Jesse Jane, and it was wonderful. She was just as hot in person as she is in 'other' stuff. She has a couple little tatoos on her, I'll get over it. She was real nice to me and I even got some pictures with her. I'll try and scan them and post them later. I got a movie poster and the DVD box signed by her. If you didn't know that it was a porno movie, the movie poster just looks like any other movie poster. So maybe, just maybe I will be able to put it up in the house.

Speaking of that, we are going out looking at houses again today. Hope we find something we like today, the closing of the house is catching up to us, so finding something we like is important and not just finding something we will settle for.

I'm in the middle of day #3 of being sick and it sucks. I'm conjested solid.


BTW......She was so hot!!!!