Funny to me, not to u, so F U

Hey this is funny to me, probably doesn't make sense to you, but deal with it.

I did my first text porn bomb to kevin on friday and haven't heard from him since, he probably freaked when he saw it and is confused by it. Real funny!!!!

About a week ago I told Mike he did a good job of segueing into Pearljam. The next day I figured I would tell him that again, and he went on to tell me at least it wasn't Pearljam. Well the day after that, he segued into Pearljam, so I waited all day and I busted his chops by telling him no one segues PJ like him.

I sent an email to Chris N that it was Judge Judy's 63rd birthday. Nobody loves Judge Judy like him, no one!!!!!!




I need to get the Burger King on my fantasy team. All he is doing now is catching TDs and lord knows I could use a new WR on my team. I figured I was stacked at WR this year, here's who I had:

TO, hey he's a good friend













Andre Johnson (sucks ass this year)
Michael Clayton (see above)
Lee Evans (poor QB play has hurt him)
Roy Williams (Hurt)
Michael Jenkins (poor QB play has hurt him)

So damn, BK come play for me, I'm looking for you on the waiver wire!!!