I'm Not Stalking

I sware I am not stalking Britney. Just cause she was at the Old Navy today at the 101 and Frank Llyod Wright doesn't mean I am stalking her. She leaves town tomorrow, or so I hear.

Just to keep up with things on the new phone. Here's what I have downloaded so far:

1) New Ring tone, theme to Knight Rider
2) New Wallpaper for my phone, Lando Calrission, biggest pimp in the galaxy
3) New Game, strip poker, nice, very nice!!!!

Got all this for about $10, shit this will get exspensive

Also the salesperson at the Cingular store is so hot. Her name is Kelie and she is so fucking hot. Every old person in the store was telling her that. She's either a little thick or she is built. Either way, very very hot!!!!

I'm stalking

Guess who's in town on vacation??? Britney Spears is in town and she's staying at the Sanciuary. Not that I'm stalking or anything, but she will be in town till tomorrow. I'm not stalking her, don't judge me for knowing this.

Casting

I'll admit, I never understand casting in hollywierd, but I think this time, they got it right. They cast Rosie O'Donnell as a mentally challenged person. Tell me she doesn't fit the role perfectly:

She's going to kill me

Jennifer is going to kill me!!! Why you ask, ahhhh case I just got a new phone. Not just any old kind of phone, but a new razor phone. I dropped $300 on a new cell phone. She's going to shit, but in reality I am a smart shopper. See the thing is, I really really want it. So when it first came out it was $500, then it was $450, now there is a sale going on for them for $300 starting on the first, but he let me have it right now for that price a few days early. This is the best phone ever, so so happy!!!!

Ok, so I could of paid for a car payment, had a good time at the strip joint, or bought a new phone. I'm so so happy!!!!

Here's the best picture ever. A midget, a talking car and the Hoff!!!

What u need to know

Holy shit, life is going to be great in a year or 2. There are going to have a live action Star Wars TV show. I love star wars, but I know it will suck, just cause it has to. It won't be like the movies and because of that people will bitch, but I'll watch. The tv series will be between episode 3 and 4. I'm ready, other people are ready, most people will be bummed out about it.

Things to know for today:

1) Michael Jacksons ex baby carrier/wife told the prosecuter that she would get on the stand and bash Michael. Oooops, sorry, she got on the stand and said Mike was a nce guy and completely shot down the prosecution. Like I have said before, Mike's getting off and he won't get convicted either

2) I fucking hate Tom Cruise. It's bad enough that he's into the scientology shit, but now he's dating Katie Holmes??? Fuck him for tapping that. Talk about a mission impossible, damn I can't get that American Pie!!!! Hey here's my Katie Holmes story. While I was working in OKC I went to my desk and when I took control of it there was stuff still around it. Well 1 of the things was an autographed Katie Holmes movie poster, so I traded that for a life sized autographed cut out of Mandy Moore. Fair trade for me, yeah yeah!!!!

Shit after that, nothing matters.

3) Suns win
4) D-backs win

House Hunting

Our neighbor just sold there house and were moving out yesterday. They sold it for a ton more then what they bought it for, so good for them. They also said the person that bought it wants to buy more, so we might be selling soon.

Some how on the same day that happened, we think we have found a house we want to buy. It's in a new development closer to the store. It comes down to this: do we want to pay 2 times our current morgage or do we want to pay 3 times our current morgage. Once we make up our mind on that we will decide on which house we want.

The only problem with the house is that there are train tracks by it. The train went by while we were in the model parking lot. A couple minutes later I told Jennifer that my only concern was the train and asked her if that train noise bothered her. She said "what train?" So I guess I will assume that the train will not bother her at all, sweet.

Dammit Hollywoood!!!!

Who in Hollywood thinks this will work? I was checking the channel guide and there was a movie called Slam Dunk Ernest. Basically Ernest gets these magic shoes and his team plays a game against the Charlotte Hornets and wins. Oh and Kareem Abdul-Jabaar is a ghost in the movie. Pure shit!!!!

Let's look at the Ernest movies in gereral (Hollywood sucks):

Ernest in the Army
Ernest Goes to Africa
Slam Dunk Ernest
Ernest Goes to School
Ernest Rides Again
Ernest's Greatest Hit Vol 2
Ernest Scared Stupid
Ernest Goes to Jail
Ernest Goes to Splash Mountain
Ernest Saves Christmas
Ernest Goes to Camp

Give me a break!!!! How did these all get made???

Title-less

Couldn't really think of a title for this post, deal with it.

So where to start.

Went to go get my hair cut and I go to this place cause they take care of u. They give u a massage, hot towel treatment. It's the best. It's a family place and they are all from Russia, so I enjoy it. At each station they have a tv that is usually on some sort of News Channel or ESPN. Well not today. My regular barber was watching Family Matters and thought it was the funniest thing in the world. He was dying. He thinks Erkel is the best. I feel sorry for my barber for that and also for the fact that he thought we was getting a $7 tip from me when in reality I asked for $3 back. Oooops.

Had to cater a VFW golf tournament today. Had to go in early for it, but things went well. Made a ton of cash and also locked up doing next year.

Also I have to say that I am the nicest boss out there since I let 1 of my employees go home early today since she had not gotten any sleep the night before since she got a new kitten. The things I will do for women, but if u know me, that won't surprise you.

That's all for today!!!

P.S. I know u r reading this, u know who u r. If this makes no sense to u, then I'm not talking to u.

Job I couldn't do

The one job I couldn't do would be an air traffic controler. The whole fact of having alot of peoples life in my hand would be tough. But the toughest part of it for me would be when Wonder Woman would fly into the area. She's got an invisible jet. How the hell would you get it to land??? Much less how would you get it to taxi around the place? I'm sure it's cool for the pilots when they see here since they just see a woman sitting down on nothing flying around. Can get a nice view of her I am sure. But the whole invisible jet has got to cause issues

Money

So I went to the bank today and had to wait in line forever. There is supposed to be a 5 minute rule or else u get $5. Well I didn't get my $5. So some guy 2 spots ahead of me wanted to write a check for $7500 and cash it. The bank said it couldn't since it didn't have any cash. It's a fucking bank and it has no money??? WTF. The the guy in front of me wanted to write a check for $2500. Once again, no money. So they waited in line for me to make my deposit, so the bank would have cash again. Sad when I have more cash then the bank does.

Bad news for the hot young hot hot hot customer that I have. She is starting to put a little weight on and she's gaining in the face, that's where I noticed it at least. She wasn't wearing to much, so if she had gained anywhere else, I would of known it.

I care!!!!

Today is National Youth Service Day!!! I plan on doing nothing in honor of them!!!

Have a partial day off today and Jennifer is doing nothing but sleeping. Real productive. I want to go out and do something, she just wants to sleep. I want to go out and look for a new house, she wants to sleep. She hates fun!!!!

I'm hating the player, not the game!!!

Dammit, today someone on Price is Right was so boring. She was like, "ahhhh, nothing big," when she got called down to contestants row. Then of course she goes up on the stage after winning her first price game. Soooooo she's on stage, what game does she get to play??? She gets to play everyones favorite game, not mine though, she gets to play PLINKO!!!!! Ok, so if it was me, I would of been rolling around on the floor like I was at the front row of the apollo. I don't even like the game, but I would of been doing that just for the show of it!!!! Well she starts playing and the first try she gets 10k and she's still not excited. It's people like this girl that ruin TPIR for me at times, well nothing could really ruin it for good for me, BTW she was hot!!!

Work or no work??

During the last 2 months or so I've been working some pretty crazy hours, on the lines of 70 hours a week. It didn't really bother me that much. Why was I working that much??? Cause I shit canned 2 employees for stealing, so I filled in there spaces along with my usual spaces.

While I was working so much, it gave me very little time to think about things. Nothing would bother me and I would never think about other people and things. It was almost as if I was some sort of robot.

Well now I hired a real good employee and things are working out that I'll be down to 40 hours a week, give or take a few. But now with all this free time, it gives me time to think about the things and people I miss. I know, I know, how pathetic right?

There's this friend of mine, well old friend of mine and basically what happened, or at least what I think happened is that her fiance said she couldn't talk to me anymore. It doesn't bother me most of the time, but every once in a while I will try to reach out to her and make contact. It's been 2 years and I haven't heard from her. Now this will sound crazy to you, but that's how we were. We would both get stubborn on something and not talk to each other for a year or 2 and then all of a sudden we would explain our opinions, and then get on with our friendship like nothing had ever happened. I know, how stupid, but that's how we are. It's gotten to the point that I tried to reach out to one of her friends to tell her that I said hi. But I don't think that communication ever got to her friend.

My life is pathetic, I should just work more and keep my mind clear

For some reason I am watching old boxing matches on ESPN Classic. It's funny to watch the match. During the middle of the round, not the break, but in the middle of the round, 1 of boxers hair got hit and the boxer actually fixed his hair during the match. Either that guy is realy stupid, or is just that damn cool.

Back at the U!!!

Tonight I'm back at the University of Phoenix for the first time in months so it gives me some quality time to myself and the blog. All new people that I have never met at the university, so they think I am the new guy when in reality, I'm the original guy. The bad thing about me being at the U is that I have some serious swamp ass right now. Ha ha ha ha!!!

My new employee is having real life issues since she was late to work today, I knew she would be since she had a friend die last week and today was the funeral. I feel bad for her and I try to cheer her up, but am not sure how I am doing since I don't want to offend her by making light of the subject. I did ask her why superman didn't save her friend? She didn't know why. I told her it was cause superman is dead, ha ha ha ha ha!!!! That joke never gets old!!!!

Whore

Well Kevin has finally planted another seed in a woman and this time he got Britney Spears pregnant. This guy is so white trash, getting every girl he sleeps with pregnant. Put a condom on please!!!

Britney Spears is now white trash!!!! Sorry, but it's true

Busy

I know I know!!!

I've been busy doing nothing and also getting some sleep. Jennifer was working the register yesterday when the super hot hot hot young customer showed up. It wasn't the same!!!

Went looking for a new house, like being built new. They said that area was sold out, so we walked out and said screw it to that place.

Back to work!!!

Stupid Radio Games

This mexican singer is coming to town in may and the local radio station is giving away tickets for it. Well to be the winner u need to know the top 5 songs and be the 10th caller.

So one of my employees tells me all the details that Radio Romantica is giving away the tickets and I remind him, it's not Radio Romantica, it's Amore. He tells me he knows it's amore. Isn't it sad that I know the name of the spanish station. He tells me that he might be on the phone to try and win the tickets, so if a customer comes at that time, please understand. I told him that's fine.

So....sure as shit, he's the 10th caller and the DJ asks him what his favorite radio station is, and my employee tells the DJ that it's Radio Romantica. The jock says oooops and he will go to the next caller.

Now he's all pissed since he fucked up and didn't win the tickets. It's funny to me, but I feel bad for him.

NOT AGAIN!!!

Well this is the second time I am typing this since blogger sucks ass, so u only get the short version:

Worlds collided again at the store today when it was hot vs. hot. The same 2 people met again today just like it did the day before (read yesterdays post for the details) and it's going to drive me crazy in time. This needs to stop. The world has not been put in this kind of jeopardy since the start of the atomic age. Things could get real ugly!!! Please for the love of god, please stop!!!! If these 2 keep on meeting, I know I will be raw within a week. 1 thing I did notice was that the super hot hot hot young customer came in with a different guy today. She had been coming to the store with the same guy for months and now only 1 day after this apocolyptic event she is with a different guy!!!! Hmmmm, something is up!!!!

The showcase showdown winner on Price is Right won a trip to Switzerland today. There's only 1 thing I would buy in switzerland if I won that trip, it would be a knife. But how the F would I get it how on a plane??? No Price is Right update tomorrow since I will not have time for it tomorrow.

Went looking at a new location for a new store today, shit it's 24 miles from the current store, but takes 45 minutes to get there. Dammit, the 1 place in AZ where there are no highways, just figures!!!!

Epic Confrontation

Something happened today that I thought would never happen!!!! This is along the lines of the following:

Good vs. Evil
Autobots vs. Decepticons
Nazis vs. the Allies
G.I. Joe vs. Cobra
Oklahoma football vs. Texas fotball
The irresistable force vs. the immovable obeject

That is how huge this was today!!!! Except the above things caused damage and there was a wrong and a right in those battles. In this match up, it was all good!!!!

Ok, so what happened!!! My super hot young cashier met my super hot hot hot young customer. It was amazing and I watched it all while sitting in my office from the video cameras!!! Shit like this was never supposed to happen, but it did. 2 worlds collided and niether knew it!!!! BTW my office door was open, I just happened to be in it printing off an application for someone. My day is complete

How???

How deep of a sleeper are you??? Well I just heard a story on the news about a man and a woman that were sitting next to each other on a flight. Well the woman fell asleep and once she woke up, her pants were undone and she had a blanket covering her up down there. Now the guy could be sent to jail for 20 years, yikes!!!! I'll be the first to admit, that I can fall asleep on a airplane. Once the plane takes off, I'm out!!! But I will wake up for the littlest of things. So if the drink cart os coming down the aisle, I wake up for it. So how in the hell did this woman not wake up in the middle of this???

Porn Test

I am 30% addicted to Porn. What about you?

Stupid people

Recent customer interactions:

Hi I'll take combo #2 with the italian. Jennifer then reads back that it comes with BBS sauce, onions, and pickles. He says ok, but wants swiss cheese too. So I make it for him and sure enough it isn't what he wants. He doesn't want the #2 combo, he wants something completely different. Ok, so when he goes to McDonalds does he say he wants the Big Mac meal, but wants it with a filet-o-fish instead??? Of course not, so when the sign says the above sandwich, plus chips, and a drink, you just don't get to change the sandwich in the picture. Things aren't priced the same, so don't try to out think it.

Ok, here's customer #2:

Hi I want xyz sandwich. I read back the ingrediants that are on it, let's just say it was: mayo, lettuce, tomatos, onions, and salt. She says that it is fine. Then asks does that come with tomatos on it? Yes! Well I don't want tomatoes. Then she says, does that come with mustard? Nope!!!! Ok, just making sure

Customer #3:

Hi I want xyz sandwich. I say do you want everything on it! Before I can tell them what is on it he says yes!!!! I then say what is on it and he's like, oh wait, he wants no onions and no oregano.


Oh and btw, today has been a great Price is Right. Cliff Hanger, my favorite game, was on. Plus a 94 year old woman won a car!!! Very kewl. Plus there were some young college girls on it.

Don't forget this saturday is a price is right million dollar spectacular!!! Best show ever, please watch!!!!

Church Fun

Ok, so I deliver lunch to this church school and more often then not there are no problems with it. Today I had no problems, well except that I noticed that 1 of the kids at the school has parents that hate him. Why do I know they hate him, well most likely cause of the things he was wearing. Let's see, we had the kids with the Ben Rothlesberger jersey on, then there was the kid with the Donovan McNabb jersey on. Ok, so those kids don't have parents that hate them. I'm talking about the kid that had on the Tim Couch jersey on. Awwww man, poor kid. He probably gets made fun of all the time for that.

Also at this church, they serve lunch in the gym. Well in the gym they have a stage with guitars and a nice drum set on it. Well the drum set has a plastic type shield in front of it. Now I have seen shields like this at concerts, I always assume they are there to keep the panties from flying on stage. But somehow I doubt many pairs of panties are flying up on stage. Well not unless the pastor is playing drums and little boys are throwing them up on stage.

I feel bad and all that the pope most likely is going to die in the next couple days. But please don't pray for the poor guy. Please let him pass on, he's lived a good life, his body is failing him and he needs to move on to the other side. So please, don't pray for him, let him die. Don't let him be the next Terry Schiavo.