Money

So I went to the bank today and had to wait in line forever. There is supposed to be a 5 minute rule or else u get $5. Well I didn't get my $5. So some guy 2 spots ahead of me wanted to write a check for $7500 and cash it. The bank said it couldn't since it didn't have any cash. It's a fucking bank and it has no money??? WTF. The the guy in front of me wanted to write a check for $2500. Once again, no money. So they waited in line for me to make my deposit, so the bank would have cash again. Sad when I have more cash then the bank does.

Bad news for the hot young hot hot hot customer that I have. She is starting to put a little weight on and she's gaining in the face, that's where I noticed it at least. She wasn't wearing to much, so if she had gained anywhere else, I would of known it.