Dear.....

Dear Gas Store Clerk,

Thanks for noticing my last name today when I used my credit card. Also thanks for asking if I had anything to do with the guys that ride around on little motorcycles and wear crazy hats. I told him we weren't related. Also thanks for asking if I was jewish from looking at my last name. My last name screams out jewish. I think it might of been the yamika on my head or the draddle I was spinning in the store. I told him I wasn't jewish, even with a last name like mine.

Shalom