Dear...

Dear Confused Customer,

Please figure out what kinds of signals you are trying to tell people. You come into the store with a University of Iowa T-shirt on, but you are also wearing a USC hat. Which is it going to be, USC or U of I??? What happened in your world a couple of years ago when they played each other in the orange bowl? Who did you root for??? Maybe you went to the game that day rooting for both teams and haven't changed clothes since. I just don't care what your excuse is, please change ok? If you were a kid, I would be ok with it, but you're a grown adult, have some loyalty sense and pick a team, not 2. Well you can have 2 teams, just can't wear 2 teams at 1 time.