Bad news for me!!!!

Ahhh damn I went to the bank today and I noticed something very very disturbing. I didn't see my favorite banker, that's not the issue. The issue was the fact that her business cards weren't there. It was replaced by a different business card. This new business card was the same position as my favorite banker, assistant manager. What's even more sad is that she shares the same first name as my smoking hot banker. So either A) she got moved to a different bank, or B) she got married. Shit if she got married, I think I will go crazy. I think it happened cause I've gone to the bank with Jennifer a couple of times and she must of been so depressed that she couldn't marry me so she ran off and got married to the first guy she saw. That is what it has to be.