Star Wars Gangster Rap

2 Raps for you to enjoy!!!!

It's funny looking back

Yeah I had all the stuff in this commercial except for the Death Star and the stupid ass laser game. Had every action figure shown, the ships, the stupid remote control R2. Where is it all know. Probably 200 ft under in some land fill. Not that I wanted to throw it away!!!!

Personal FYI!!!

Yes the video isn't the best, but this song is the #1 song of all time. The drum solo makes the song, btw it's at 3:10 in the video.



#2 of all time, "East Bound and Down" by Jerry Reed from Smokey and the Bandit. When the movie came out, music videos weren't really around, so I don't have the original video from it. But this music video is as close as I could get. You would think it really is Smokey and the Bandit, but honestly, it's not. But the music rocks, that's why it's #2!!!!



#3 all time, "Star Wars Disco" by Meco. What were the 2 biggest thing of the late 70's??? Disco and Star Wars, throw them together and this is what you get

My fine line....

Ok, so I will admit that maybe I'm wrong in saying this cause of an earlier post. I have double standards. Old men sleeping with boys, bad. Middle aged women letting a young boy bone her, very very ok with me. But come on, who couldn't resist this. So this mom has all the kids, including her own, over to the house, she buys them beer, gets them loaded, she screws a couple of the boys, and sends them down the road cause she had to clear out the house cause her husband was on his way home, her husband just happens to be a cop. Oooooppppsss!!! But lets be honest, if I was an 16 year old raging hormone teen boy, oh yeah I'd hit it hard over and over. Yeah it would be over and over, cause it would be like 2 seconds each time and at that age, you can go at it again real fast. Remember, this is a mug shot and no one looks good in a mug shot. So trust me, at 16 you'd hit it. Yeah she might get jail time, might have screwed up her marriage, and maybe screwed up her son permently (it's not like she screwed her son), but hey, it was worth it, right????

The K-fed strikes back!!!

Here's the commercial K-fed is in that will be airing during the Super Bowl!!!

Ohhhhh New Lost previews

These are preview videos that were played at the end of shows to promote Lost. There is 11 of these previews all roled into 1.

All the Lost Moments 1-11 in Order
Uploaded by DarkUFO

Worst hair ever!!! or is it the best???

Drew Gooden has perhaps the worst hair ever. He's got the shaved look, but right under his headband he has a strip or mullet growing. Sorry this is the best picture I could find on him. But come on it's terrible.

Now don't get me wrong, I like this kind of strip on a woman, and not on her head, but down below. If we are calling it a mullet on Drew's head, no I don't like a mullet on a woman's private area.

Dental Fun

Took the dogs into to get there teeth cleaned this week and it's one of the most annoying things as possible as a dog owner. Why is it annoying you ask? Well cause there is a chance that the dogs could die from it cause they have to knock them out while they do it. So while they are at the vets, I'm a wreck. So one of the dogs had to have a few teeth pulled, which is common for there breed and now the dog is re-learning how to eat cause she can't use her front teeth like she use to be able to.

Making the news...

The town where I went to college at made the daily show....yes it's a backwards town that someone actually thought that this was a good idea and might work

Are you blind or stupid????

The only was I can put this is that either they were blind or stupid. The guy pictured here is 29 years old. But for a while he entered an Arizona school. Not so odd, but here is where it gets crazy. He entered 7th grade and posed as a 12 year old. Holy fuck are people that fucking blind or crazy that they can't tell. Oh btw he's a sex offender, not that you wouldn't of guessed that.

23 years ago today

Hulkamania was born.....




Yawn

Drunk Idol

My oh my, Paula Abdul is really fucking high or is really shit faced. You decide!!!

Why I don't miss the cold

All it needs is the Benny Hill theme

Silly Employee

One of my employees is always trying to get ahead and make a quick buck. So his latest thing was to try to get on Deal or No Deal. He looked into what it would take to get on the show and was shocked. To get on the show he would have to make a video of himself and why he should be on the show. He was shocked that they wanted that cause he has no personality and the people from NBC don't want real boring people on the show.

Disturbing

Fuck this is disturbing. I had this sent to me, you know who you are. Please don't blame me. But if you are going to watch it, make sure you can hear the audio. It does add to it.

Click here to be shocked

New Rules

We have new rules at the house. In the past the rule between me and jennifer was that one of us would take the trash can out and then whoever didn't take it out, would have to bring it back in. Well I think things must of changed this past week. I took the trash can out on monday and normally we won't bring it in until tuesday morning when jennifer comes home from work. Well I left for work on tuesday morning and the trash can was pretty much in the middle of the drive way. I had to move my car around to not hit it. But this is the way me and jennifer do it, I could of brought it back in, but it was jennifer's job to do it. So when I came home yesterday guess what was still in the middle of the drive way??? The fucking trash can, so I get out of my car and bring it in. I ask jennifer why she didn't bring it in. She claims she didn't see it. She would of had to of driven around it to get in the garage or maybe she has some sort of car that can go right through things. Does she really think I will believe this bullshit excuse???

Rich baby, rich!!!!!!!

I'd like to break the news to all of you. I recently won the lottery. Let me introduce myself, I'm the country's newest three dollar-aire. Watch out world, I'm going to be tearing it up soon with all my new riches. $3 goes far, it can get me 2 McChicken sandwiches, I can't get 3 cause of the tax and stuff. Or I could get 6 soft tacos on tuesday at del taco, once again, tax prevents me from getting 9.

I only play the lottery when it gets past 100 million. So I've been playing the last 3 weeks and each time I drop $20 on it and it's been returning $3 to me. Going into it I know it's a complete loss, but have done better the I expect. Tomorrow is 180 million and the world better watch out.

I've already spent the money in my mind. I'm going to keep a house here and a house up north. I'd like to buy a minor league baseball team and just kick back and run that, or not even run it, just play with it. Ahhhhh stupid money!!!!!

Trying to be nice

I call up my old man to see if my mom is around and he tells me he is giving her some much needed time off and that she just needs to get away for a while. So I try to be a nice guy and I call up Jennifer to ask her if it's ok if my mom comes down for the weekend. She's ok with it, not happy, but ok with it. I then call up my old man and tell him that she can come down for this weekend and it will only be $250, non stop round trip. He wants her to come down here a little longer and says that nah, she'll be fine.

F me for trying

Weekend Update

Jennifer and I went to the home and garden show this weekend at the state fair grounds here. We've come to the conclusion that we are goint to try and get 3 new things for the house, in my order:

1) Sauna
2) Hot Tub
3) Solar the house up

But then Jennifer made a good point and said it would make more sense to make the house solar first cause we could save money on electricity then and use that money to get the other things. Makes sense to me. I looked at our elec bill and figured out 5 months of the year, we wouldn't have to pay an elec bill and the other months it would obviously cut it down. Plus the government will give you a grant and pay for like half of it and the elec company will buy the power you don't use. Damn!!!!

The bad thing about the home show was that it was connected by tents and it was cold as shit down here this weekend. A bunch of my plants in the new backyard got zapped by the frost.

Blahhhh ha ha ha

Radio stunt gone wrong, but maybe it went right? I don't know....

This new movie looks great!!!

It's sad how bad this trailer was. Can't believe it did the business it did because of this.

Fun Night!!!

Yeah I'm home on a thursday night cleaning the house, nothing to crazy. The main reason I'm cleaning the house is cause we are having a very special person over to the house tomorrow. Ok, the key word here is that I'm cleaning. Ok, so guess who's coming over to the house tomorrow. The fucking maid, well she's not fucking, but she is a maid. Yeah she does the cleaning, but I've got to do the fucking cleaning too? How the fuck does this happen???? Clean so more cleaning can be done??? Let her fucking do it all!!!! I do like her though, last time she was her she did the dishes which I didn't expect.

Hell yeah!!!! It's a shitty video!!!

What can I say, I love this song. People might say it sucks, but me personally, I really like it!!!!! Very under appreciated song. When people make fun of celebrities singing, they usually bring up Eddie and this song. Fuck them

Blow my load....

I was starting to have concerns about what phone I was going to get. April 29th is coming up soon, that's the day I can get a new phone. I'm not a car junkie, not a shoe junkie, but I am a phone junkie. I love having the new stuff when it comes to phones. I had the razor, I now have the sliver. But I wasn't sure what I was going to get. I looked at the blackjack and wasn't really impressed. I wasn't sold on it and wasn't really excited. But then it happen. Thank you apple. You decided to come out with the iphone and I can't wait. It looks great and it will get the job done. Only problem is that it doesn't come out till June, so I'll have to wait. But when it comes out, I'll be the first in line. Plus by getting a new phone, I can see the smoking ass hot ass fucking hotter then fuck girl that works there. Holy fuck she's smoking, plus she's a regular customer, so I get to see her often. It makes beating off easier.

Accidents happen

We all know accidents happen and this is one of them......Jennifer was funny. I know it's hard to believe, but it happened. I found out from someone I know that the restaurant next door to us was on the Dirty Dinning report on the local tv station. They were the worst offender of the week for the past week. They had 8 major violations. In my opinion, nothing was to crazy, but still it's 8. One of them for instance was that someone put there cellphone in the cooler and the health inspector wasn't to impressed with that. Why they put it there in the first place, I have no idea!!! 8 is 8 though!!! Oh snap!!!!

So Jennifer actually thought of something funny to do. She suggested we get a congratulations card to send to them congratulating them on being #1 that week. Sure enough I went out and got a card and we signed it. On the front of the card it said "You did it!!!" and on the inside it said "Congratulations" and after about 10 minutes of trying to figure out the exact words we wanted to write, we wrote, "We saw that you were on the dirty dinning report on tv. Congratulations on your 8 major violations. Keep up the good work" btw, we signed it from "The people of Chandler"

Comedy!!!!!!!!!

Gotta love college football...

The season is almost over, but we will always have this.....

Movie Critiques

It's funny watching Superman 2 tonight and wondering how they can make a good movie like that and then make 2 dumps in a row with Superman 3 and 4. How is anybody supposed to be afraid of Richard Pryor and an MX Missle? Or what about Solar Man or whatever his name was. Those movies were crap.

Speaking of another movie that's crap, I'm watching Episode 1 and boy oh boy is it a stinker. We get this huge 20 year build up waiting for the next episode and this piece comes out. Crap, pure crap!!!!!! Natilie Portman tries to use this deep voice of hers and it's just goofy how bad it is. Plus crap crap binks. What a bad movie

Dear....

Dear Crazy Christmas Customer,

I want to first thank you for coming into the store today. But can I give you a bit of advice. It's 2007 now, it's a new year. You shouldn't be wearing christmas clothes anymore. It's gone, it's past. Please change your clothes. It's really really sad that no one will tell her this and she thinks it is ok.

The official announcement!!!!!

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