Rich baby, rich!!!!!!!

I'd like to break the news to all of you. I recently won the lottery. Let me introduce myself, I'm the country's newest three dollar-aire. Watch out world, I'm going to be tearing it up soon with all my new riches. $3 goes far, it can get me 2 McChicken sandwiches, I can't get 3 cause of the tax and stuff. Or I could get 6 soft tacos on tuesday at del taco, once again, tax prevents me from getting 9.

I only play the lottery when it gets past 100 million. So I've been playing the last 3 weeks and each time I drop $20 on it and it's been returning $3 to me. Going into it I know it's a complete loss, but have done better the I expect. Tomorrow is 180 million and the world better watch out.

I've already spent the money in my mind. I'm going to keep a house here and a house up north. I'd like to buy a minor league baseball team and just kick back and run that, or not even run it, just play with it. Ahhhhh stupid money!!!!!