Exclusive NEWS!!!

Please check in tomorrow for the exclusive announcement of the Grub Fever 07. The new fever starts tomorrow.

Rejected fever names for next year:

Grub Fever 07: Bringing the Sexy Fever Back

Grub Fever 07: Dancing with the Grub or Dancing with the Fever

Grub Fever 07: GrubTube

Grub Fever 07: Teachings by L. Ron Grubbard

Grub Fever 07: Grub's Anatomy

Grub Fever 07: The Grub Vinci Fever

Grub Fever 07: I love me some me

Grub Fever 07: Vote Grubocrat in 07

Grub Fever 07: Fuck bird flu, watch out for the fever

Grub Fever 07: The fever knocked out Bob Barker

Grub Fever 07: Jagshema Fever!

Auditions!!!

Now people look at this picture and they think it's Mike Tyson's recent mugshot. But it's the furthest thing from the truth. Mike is just auditioning for the new Wwwaaaaasssssssssssuuuuuuuuppppp commercial. I think he's got a good chance of getting it.

Dear.....

Dear E!,

Yes you, E!, the TV channel. I know one of your more recognized shows is the "E! True Hollywood Story"

But you've really gone over the edge this time. I've forgiven you in the past for doing a show on Punky Bruester and other little shows like that. This time you did a show on online gambling and online sex offenders. Ahhhhhh how is this related to Hollywood. It's called the TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY!!!! Not True "dateline investigates" story.

Please stick to what you do best and don't do riff raff like this ever again

My personal hell

So my old man got my mom something that I can't stand for christmas. She got tickets to a nascar race. Not just any nascar race, but the race down here in phoenix. Ok, so that's not that bad. Wait, there's a kicker. According to my old man, he talked to me and I supposedly said I would go to the race with my mom. No way in hell did I say that. I would rather die then go to that place. I have no desire to go anywhere like that. Being the nice guy that I am, I didn't throw him I under the bus. I told my mom that yeah, maybe he did talk to me about that, but I don't remember it. I KNOW he didn't talk to me about this, cause I would of said no.

Merry Christmas

Yeah, so I do dress my dogs up. Hey they love Santa. The dog on the left is a reindeer and on the right is a snowman.

Thank You Japan

This will be the first time I have ever thanked Japan, but thank you for this

New Transformer Trailer

Enjoy

Comedy

Wednesday night is boring tv night cause there is no Lost on and Identity really sucks bad big time!!! So I'm watching Modern Marvels on the history channel and it's talking about Disneyworld and how it all came about. They started talking about the robots that put on shows there. Like the robotic animals, pirates and hall of presidents for example. Well Walt Disney got the idea to do the robots when the World Fair was in NYC in 1964. His first big robotic performer was a Abe Lincoln. He wanted it to be damn impressive. Walt invited some government people from Illinois to come see it and get there approval. Well Abe got up from his chair and as soon as that happened, Abe broke a hose and hydrolic fluid started pooring out. Well with the hose broke, Abe fell down and the fluid was red (like blood), so the government people from illinois were all pissed off cause they thought Walt was reinacting Abe Lincoln getting shot.

Heads Up!!!!!

Ok, so I have some huge news. I can't reveal it all, but I at least want to give you a little heads up. Now contractually I can't give exact details, so I hope you understand.

Now here we go.....

In november I made a pilgramage to CBS Studio City in California. They film a little show there called "The Price is Right" in the Bob Barker Studio.

Like I said I can't reveal everything, but if you tune in this Thursday to your local CBS station, you might see somebody you know!!!!

Car Issues + Stupidity = FUN!!!

So I woke up this morning, jumped in my car and was going to go to work. 1 problem, car won't start. Ugh!!!! I think I know what's the matter with it, but I don't have time to get it worked on till wednesday. So needless to say I went and rented a car for a couple of days.

Well my car is in the middle of the garage. When I know I won't be running into Jennifer time wise I park my car in the middle instead of my side. Now my dead car is in the middle of the garage. It happens and that's ok with me. But it's not ok with Jennifer. She yelled at me that I'm creating a problem and now because of this she will have to park outside and that means she will have to lock her car doors, bring her keys and purse with her. Poor baby. She literly yelled at me cause she would have to bring her purse in. I give up!!!

Holiday Shopping

If you need some advice on where to go shopping with a few days left. Please take some advice from an important man

Ahhhhhhhhhh

Benny Hinn sure has some crazy power!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

I normally don't promote violence, but........

Sad....

How sad am I that I went shopping this morning and they had a ps3 and I passed on it. I was looking for a wii and couldn't find any. It's sad isn't it. PS3's aren't selling for as much as they use to be selling for. Now in the case of the wii, hell I can't hold on to them fast enough before I sell them. Damn life!!!!

What I miss

I don't really miss to many things about the midwest during this time of year. There is one thing I really miss. I miss this!!!!! It really is a great cheap place.

TV Time

Jennifer and I are going back and forth trying to decide if we are going to get a new tv. I want to get a 42" LCD tv. She doesn't really want one, but is willing to look into getting one. She went to the store with me and decided we needed a 32" tv, which in my opinion is not even worth getting. Ok, she says we should get a 37" inch one. I still don't want to settle for that, but am willing to compromise. Now she can't decide what she wants to do with our solid oak entertainment center. She says it's so nice and they don't build them like that anymore. She says it's been with my family forever, well maybe 12 years and it was in our lake house. So you can see it's a really treasured family thing. The old entertainment center will barely fit a 27" tv and I don't want to put it on top of the entertainment center cause that would look like shit.

My plan would be to pull out the entertainment center and mount the new tv on the wall. Jennifer is afraid that we will put marks on the wall. Ok, I'm ok with that, but then we will need to get a new entertainment center.

Jennifer will do anything she can to sabatoge my tv plans!!!! BOOO!!!!!

Freaking Jennifer Out

Jennifer was cleaning up the spare bedroom that my parents used while they were in town. She discovered that my folks left a few magazines here. It was a couple gossip mags and a playboy. Jennifer was a little taken back by it and was wondering why on god's green earth they left a playboy behind and she exploded. She couldn't believe something like this was left behind. She was shocked that my old man read this kind of stuff. I then informed her that she shouldn't worry about it since my old man has been collecting playboy's for about 30 years and that she shouldn't worry about it.

Ebay Update

So I sold 1 of my Wii's on ebay for $550. Now I have another wii up there for $700. We will see how that goes. I went over to target today to get a box for the Wii that I sold. While I was there, I found a PS3. So that will go up on ebay tonight when I get home. By it now for $850!!!!

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

So just in time for the holidays on Ebay, I picked up 2 nintendo wii's today. Talk to me now if you want one, cause they are going up on Ebay real soon and I'll have alot of money, joy!!!!!!!!!

Wait.....

Ok, so for some reason David Blaine is in town. And for some reason he's visiting local prisons and doing tricks for people there. If there is 1 place you should not being doing illusions for people it's a fucking prison. You'll give the prisoners to many ideas. Dammit David, do something important and show up at my place or something like that!!!!!

Bad Football

Yikes I watched a ton of bad football today. Perhaps the worst was the Raiders/Texans game. I think between the 2 they missed 5 field goals. It was the worst example of special teams I have ever seen. Neither team had any offence and there were sacks left and right.

Then I had to watch that piece of shit game on sunday night, seattle vs. denver. It showed that Jay Cutler was a rookie, he played like it. It was just a bad football game. No real offence either. They scored a ton of points, but it's was a turnover here, a turnover there, everywhere a turnover.

Chllin...

Shit it's cold here. We are only hitting a high of 65 right now. It got to the point last night that we finally broke down at the house and turn the AC off and turned the heat on. I think we set it at 70, so nothing to crazy.

Went to the Suns game on wednesday. They pulled away at the end and beat the Rockets. Yao Ming really does suck, yeah he's tall, but that's about it.

Last night Jennifer and I went out shopping and we stopped over to Best Buy and picked up the limited edition Clerks 2 gift set. I haven't opened it and I doubt I will cause it's a "collectable" item, so if you open it, it loses it's value. So when push comes to shove, I might have to go out and pick up another copy of the DVD only.