The Legend, The Pimp, The Man.....is retiring

Awwww shit, the man that has hosted the most exciting hour on television, the Price is Right, is retiring. That's right, after 35 years and millions of tits he's felt, Bob Barker is retiring. The show won't be the same without him. I think I'm going to have to get out there before he retires, only problem is that he tapes monday-thursday, no fridays which would work best for me. I need to go and see him before it's to late.

My Commitments...

See when I worked back in radio I had to watch shows. The popular shows of the day so I could be able to talk about them or crap like that. Well now that I don't work in radio anymore, I don't have to watch crap that I could really care less about. No more survivor, no more shit like that.

I watched shows I wanted to watch. I made 1 commitment to a show, Lost. It's the only show that I have to watch, nothing else matters.

Well things are changing in my world. I'm making more commitments to shows now. I'm watching new shows like the office, 30 rock, and 1 vs. 100.

I think I might even set the tivo for them. Ahhhhh, we will see.

Ok, so I'm wrong...

So the Jets didn't cover. So I got 1 wrong. I'm 6-1 for the year. It's still damn good!!!!!

Never thought it would happen

I never thought I would hear the name of legendary Packer Eddie Lee Ivory ever again. Well they mentioned him on today's broadcast of the game. He had some record and now it's been tied. Now I can cross him off my "I'll never hear that Packer's name again" and now the only ones that remain are Mark Murphy, Brent Fullwood, Ed West, Randy Wright, and Johnny Holland.

Don't doubt me!!!

Here it is, my lock of the week. Take the Jets +2 over the Browns. Yes the same Browns that suck are favored over a Jets team that is over performing this year. I'm undefeated on my lock of the week, so don't doubt this one either.

I need it bad!!!!!

What a great gift idea. The Carmen Electra credit card!!!! Holy shit, I need one of those in my pants right now!!!




Click here to get one

I'm so there!!!

Dancing with the Stars is going on tour and I have to go see it. They will be here in town on December 29th. I'm so there!!! The stars signed up for it are Joey Lawrence, Harry Hamlin, Lisa Rinna, Willa Ford, Drew Lachey and Joey McIntyre.

Whoa..........Joey Lawrence!!!

Ok, now as long as they bring my favorite 2 female dancers I'll be ok,





Ashly DelGrosso












and



Cheryl Burke!!!! I don't know what it is, but lately I have a thing for Cheryl. It could be because I don't get to see Ashly anymore!!!

Getting yelled at....

Jennifer was up for about 24 hours recently and when we got home from work, she said she wanted to sleep. Ok, no problem. Well there is a problem. I had dinner without her, I changed the tv to crazy Katie Couric stuff (the nightly news) and didn't talk or pay enough attention to her. I told her that's cause she said she wanted to sleep and that's what I was going to let her do. I can't win

Calm Down

While I don't mind watching Deal or No Deal, if it's on I'll watch, but I don't go out of my way to track it down and watch it. I caught the start of it tonight, cause it was on the end of the Office episode that I TiVo'd. The one thing I can't get over is the start of Deal or No Deal. Howie introduces the models and you would think they each member in the crowd was going to be given a million dollars. The crowd goes bonkers for the models. Simmer down crowd. It's just a few sexy girls. Trust me, look online and you can see more of them, with less clothes too!!!!! No really!!!!

Movie Info...

Behind the scenes of one of the most influential moments in movie history!!!!

Why???

Drove past a used car dealership and noticed they had something just sitting there for everyone to see. It was about a 40 green inflatable gorilla. Ok, now that could be enough, but it wasn't. The gorilla was holding an 8 ball. WTF???? Why an 8 ball. What are you supposed to shake it and ask it if they were going to sell you a lemon? Maybe you don't remember that famous movie with the gorilla in it and it was attacking everyone with an 8 ball. Oh wait, I don't remember that movie either. It just doesn't make sense to me

I don't understand it...

I don't claim to understand everything. In life there are things that go on, that have no words to describe them. Please look and be amazed.......

Girls and Corpses

and

Transformer Sex


Ummmmm, yeah

First 4 minutes of Borat Movie

Enjoy

6-0

I win again on my lock of the week. Please don't doubt me anymore. Oh btw, 65% of the elimination league got knocked out this week, but I'm still in it. Just need to knock out 11,000 more people to win me a big ol prize!!!!

Lock of the week!!!

Fool I'm 5-0 on my lock of the week, trust me on this, I win!!!! Take Denver -4.5 over the Browns. Trust Me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doing work at work

I think I'm just like the Super Mario Brothers, no I'm not saving a princess or fight gumba, but I'm working on the plumbing at work. Some how a pipe broke at the store, it was a drain pipe from a sink, nothing serious, actually no damage was done. Don't run water in the sink and we won't have a mess. So I grab the part that was broken and took it to the home depot. After about 15 minutes of trying to find an employee, I finally find someone to help me. He points me to the part I need and asks if he can throw away my old part. I told him I was going to keep it. He then tells me that I should also go get a piece of wood, maybe a router, and carve into the wood that I fixed it and that everyone should be proud. Fuck you old man, I don't need you lipping off to me. So I take the part back to the store.....it doesn't fit. That fucking smart ass old man fucked me. So I take it back to the home depot, return it, and now try to find a new person to help me. I track down 3 guys, they all say that plumbing isn't there thing, I think there thing is hanging out. They direct me to that old guy who helped me out originally. Ugh, not him again. So I ask again and he gives me something different. I take it back to work and ta da, it doesn't work. Ok, fuck him and fuck home depot, I head over to Ace and there's a guy there who helps me out right away and he knows what I am looking for and gets me on my way. Well all was said and done, it took me 2 hours to basically find the exact washer and bolt for this sink. Bottom line is this, home depot's slogan is "You can do it, we can help" but it should be "You can do it, we can screw you over and act all elitist"

Picture Time

Recent photos I took with my camera phone





This is on the back of the local phone book. It's an ad for a chiropractor who will only see you if you've been in an accident. Well the guy in the picture sure does look like Jimmy Johnson, former NFL coach. I hope Jimmy is doing well cause he looks like he is in pain















Eric Bischoff signing my book

Eric signing some more books

Dear...

Dear Eddie Murphy,

I hope the rumors aren't true that you knocked up Scary Spice and she's having you're baby. Granted, it is better then the crossdresser you picked up on a curb one time, but come on, it's Scary Spice. She's the worst of the spice girls. My personal choice would of been Ginger, but that was back in the day. Once I saw her in Playboy, it took a little bit away from her. So now a days I would so go after Baby Spice, cause I think she's innocent. So my ranking now would be Baby, Ginger, Posh, Sporty, and Scary.

Dammit Eddie, why Scary????? Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

We are so stupid...

Right now I'm watching a show called "Made in America" and normally it's a really good show. Yeah I know I'm a dork. Each episode Cliff from Cheers travels around america seeing how things are made. Some times they go to a furniture factory, or a horse saddle place, or a motor home builder. But this time, they have gone to the biggest scam artist place of them all. No not Las Vegas, they've gone to Jostons, the place where they make class rings for everyone. Talk about a scam, class rings are it. People gets those things, wear them 3 times, and loose them or try to loose them cause they suck so much. They're these huge ugly ass beasts that consume your finger. Damn, what were we thinking spending big time money on them. The worst thing is, I'm watching them make rings for a poor sucker kid. But Jostons is kind of cool, they do a bunch of the championship rings for professional sports.

Really sad.....

I went to a local book store for a book signing with a wrestling personality, Eric Bischoff. He's not a wrestler, nor a manager, so he's a personality. While I waited in line I discovered how much of a loser I'm not. There were these guys who were having discussions about what pay per views were in what cities, what happened at these shows and even got into where tv shows were produced and from what city. They were like this pay per view named, blah blah blah, was in this city and the next night they had "Raw" in this city and this is what happened. It would be ok if they were talking about last week or even last month, oh no, not them, it was from 5 years ago. Dorks!!!! Odd that they were there with no women.....real odd.

Life is tough...

It's tough be a cardinals fan. 1 of 2 things is going to happen week to week. It's either going to be like a 500-0 blow out or they are going to get ahead and blow it in the 4th quarter. 2 weeks in a row the team has been ahead by a ton. Tonight they were up by 13 with 5 minutes to go only to lose it by missing a field goal. This is the second week in a row that they have lost the game with a last second field goal. Trust me, I'd rather have them play real close games like this, so it gives you something good to watch, but then they screw you in the end only to lose the game. It's tough.

Awwwwww shit.........

5-0 for the year on lock of the week. The Chargers covered the spread and sure enough won money for you if you took my pick. Don't doubt me about these picks!!!!

To much time

I'll admit that I have to much time on my hands, but whoever did this, has way to much time on there hand. Holy shit!!! It's Michael Jackson's Thriller video done with legos. Comedy!!!

Lock of the Week!!!

Take San Diego -10 over San Fransisco. The chargers are just that much better then a bad 49ers team.

Hmmmm.....

Will I go to hell for this if I think it's funny??? I'm not sure, but either way it's funny

What was he doing...

So I was talking to a business associate of mine and he honestly has way to much money, his whole family has way to much. He was telling me about his father and his recent trip. It was to thailand and he got out of the country on one of the last flights before there was the coup in the country and a new government was put in place. So here is my million dollar question? WTF was he doing in thailand. The only thing I can think of that is there is the crazy ass sex trade that goes on there. So was he banging little girls or just girls in general??? Makes sense to me.

Weekend Update

Jennifer wants to go to Vegas or Sedona!!! Blahhhh, I don't need that riff raff. I would rather do nothing now.

What to do this weekend???

I could do a couple of the following this weekend, all could be fun, but I know I can't do all of it:

1) Go to Foo Fighters Concert on saturday
2) Go see ECW on sunday
3) Go to hollywood and go to a washed up Z-List celebrity autograph show.

All of them have great upside and very few downsides. Time will tell what I do.

Who are the people in your neighborhood.....

So I went to the local grocery store today and while I'm walking in I swear I recognize the guy walking out. He walks by and I say "Hi Mike" and sure enough he turns around. It's Milwaukee Brewer legend Mike Fetters. I told him I thought it was him and that I was a fan of his and he said thanks and went on his way.

In case you missed it....

I know I didn't miss it. K-Fed on CSI!!!! Hell ya!!!!

Dear...

Dear Customer,

Hey it's great and everything that you're wearing a cardinals jersey and trying to support the local team. But lets be honest, it's time to get a new jersey. The Eric Swann jersey that you have on isn't cutting it anymore. Eric hasn't played since 2000 and that was with Carolina. Drop the $60 and get something new. Maybe you don't like the new uniform look, ok that's fine and you want to go with a retro look, may I suggest you get a Pat Tillman jersey. That's a good one that you can wear all the time with pride.

BTW, another memo to a different customer. Don't wear a budwiser shirt and a shlitz hat. They don't mix.

Dear...

Dear Mom,

Maybe you don't know it, I'm about 1500 miles away from you. I know you wish I was right next door, but I'm not. So mom when you call me asking me how to get to IKEA in chicago, please understand, I don't know how to get there. Also understand that I can't fix your computer from 1500 miles away. There's certain things I can't do from a distance.

The Price Is Right!!!

This is another good reason to watch the Price Is Right!!! And people wonder why this is the most exciting hour on television

Worst Case Scenario

Every thursday night I have to watch Grey's Anatomy since Jennifer Tivo's it on my tv. Well tonight she was sleeping while it was on. She worked a hard day and I didn't want to wake her since it was being recorded and she could watch it at anytime. Well she woke up with like 10 minutes left on the show and yelled at me for not waking her for it. So........she rewound the show and started watching it from the start. Shit, I had to watch that damn show 2 times tonight!!!! The show sucked by the way

Costume Ideas

So I got some costume ideas for halloween this year. Granted nothing is going to compare to Magnum PI from last year. But I'll try and pull another one off.

Here's the ideas so far:

Dead Steve Irwin-Khaki shirt and shorts, plus I'd make a stingray barb for the grand finale. Not sure how I would make that yet, but it's not official

The President of Iran-Well I'd really have to get my beard into high gear to pull that one off. The one negative to this costume is that I would have to smile all day. That's all that guy does.

Why????

Why is Mr. T on the Martha Stewert show right now??? I think this is the first time Martha has ever had a black man standing next to her and it's Mr. T to boot!!! She's scared to death.

Tonight...

Don't bother me tonight. Lost is on and I know that about an hour before it comes on here my mother will call and ask me what I thought about it. That whole time zone thing still hasn't sunk into her mind yet.

You make the call....

Ok, we're doing a "This week in baseball" you make the call moment. What's the best part of this fight between Nick and Aaron Carter:

A) Nick and Aaron acting all ghetto at the start of the video

B) Nick shutting the door and laying into Aaron. Maybe those rumors of Nick beating up Paris Hilton are true.

or

C) Nick calling Aaron out at the end of it for going out with Paris and getting caught




Make Mel Allen proud!!! You make the call!!!!!

That's all for now folks! See you next week on This Week In Baseball.

Pity the fool...

Mr. T pities the fool who doesn't like the Jets or Jessica Biel!!!!

WTF

Awwwww shit, if I could explain this I would, but I can't

Borat Fun

Here are 2 deleted scenes from the new Borat movie. I can see why these were deleted:

Dammit Kasey

Jennifer and I were listening to Kasey count them down on the radio today. It was time for Kasey's long distance dedication. Well this woman wrote this story about her ex husband and how they loved each other, but over time they divorced. So she wanted to send him a long distance dedication, but since he's now dead, she's sending the dedication to heaven. To heaven???? Talk about a long distance dedication!!!!

So I asked Jennifer if they had a radio station in heaven??? She wasn't happy about that. I told her even if they do have it in heaven, do they listen to Kasey Kasem? They would only be allowed so many stations in heaven, so does that station carrey Kasey???

I would think with all the people in heaven, satalite radio would be the best bet for them since they have such a big variety of programming available, it would make the most sense. How many polka stations are out there??? Very few, but there is a demand for it in heaven, so satalite has it, so why not just beam it there???

Oh btw, yes I know I can't spell