Dear...

Dear Eddie Murphy,

I hope the rumors aren't true that you knocked up Scary Spice and she's having you're baby. Granted, it is better then the crossdresser you picked up on a curb one time, but come on, it's Scary Spice. She's the worst of the spice girls. My personal choice would of been Ginger, but that was back in the day. Once I saw her in Playboy, it took a little bit away from her. So now a days I would so go after Baby Spice, cause I think she's innocent. So my ranking now would be Baby, Ginger, Posh, Sporty, and Scary.

Dammit Eddie, why Scary????? Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!