My Simple Life

Hey here's my simple life: A little bit about me, currently I own a small little sub shop in Chandler, AZ. How did I get to here? Well I use to do morning radio in Phoenix and it was the worst job I have ever had. Before doing radio in Phx, I use to do morning radio in Oklahoma City, Lincoln Nebraska, Des Moines, and Dubuque Iowa. So after getting out of the daily grind of radio I do the daily grind of the sub shop and am happy. If you want to contact me, email me @ the_flounder@hotmail.com

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Sunday, October 08, 2006

Dear...

Dear Customer,

Hey it's great and everything that you're wearing a cardinals jersey and trying to support the local team. But lets be honest, it's time to get a new jersey. The Eric Swann jersey that you have on isn't cutting it anymore. Eric hasn't played since 2000 and that was with Carolina. Drop the $60 and get something new. Maybe you don't like the new uniform look, ok that's fine and you want to go with a retro look, may I suggest you get a Pat Tillman jersey. That's a good one that you can wear all the time with pride.

BTW, another memo to a different customer. Don't wear a budwiser shirt and a shlitz hat. They don't mix.

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