What's going to happen to BatBoy??????

Holy shit, I think the world is coming to an end. Well that's what I've been reading about for god knows how long. But that kind of inside information is going to come to and end soon and I'm not sure where I will get it from. See the problem is, Weekly World News, is shutting down next month. Maybe they have some inside information that the aliens aren't happy and will kill us all in a month, but WWN doesn't want us to know, so they are going to shut down instead of telling us the truth. It's where we found out that Hitler was still alive, but dressing as a woman. Bat Boy was discoved by WWN, his exploits were covered extensively there. What about getting worldly advice from Ed Anger. What about when the tallest man married the shortest woman. Life is going to suck soon. I might survive