I can help KKKramer...

Why hasn't Kramer contacted his lawyer Jackie Chiles??? If anyone can get KKKramer out of this mess, Jackie can!!!

2 things I love...

There's 2 things in life that I love....Britney Spears and vagina. Well combine them together and life is good. Here it is, Britney Spears Vagina.....





Here she is getting ready to get out of a car with her new best friend Paris Hilton












Getting out and showing us something

















A little more.........





















Up close and personal!!!!!!!!!! Not sure how I feel about it. Looks a little rough, but I can't complain since it's bald

2007 Baseball Hall of Fame Ballot

Here's some of the names on the ballot and my opinions of them:

Players on 2007 ballot:
• Harold Baines---One of the best DH's of all time, plus I think he has 3000 hits, so he gets in, but shouldn't, IMO
• Albert Belle---Hell yeah Joey Belle should get in for attitude alone. Career was cut short by injuries. If he would of played longer, he would of gotten in.
• Dante Bichette--I always called him Grante Bichette. WTF were the brewers thinking by trying to play him at 3rd base???? OOOhhhhh, he's got a strong arm, but come on!!!!!
• Bert Blyleven-eh
• Bobby Bonilla-didn't care about anybody but Bobby Bo, so I'm a fan!!!!
• Ken Caminiti-way ahead of his time with the drugs and drugs and drugs
• Jose Canseco----hell yes, he banged Madonna, so him and 1 million other guys can enter the HOF now
• Andre Dawson---the hawk, was great before injuries, but rotted for those years in Seattle
• Steve Garvey---If this was the baby making HOF he would be in. Steve and Shawn Kemp would be founding members
• Rich Gossage---Stache alone get him in the HOF!!!!
• Tony Gwynn-ehhh I suppose
• Don Mattingly---Stache Yes, player no. Injuries cut Donny Baseball's career short, it's to bad, he was a good guy
• Mark McGwire----Roid rage keeps him out
• Dale Murphy---one of the best outfielders of the 80's, he should be in!!!
• Dave Parker---loved doing coke, so hell yeah!!!
• Cal Ripken Jr.---I guess he can get in
• Lee Smith---NO, NO, NO, he has a ton of saves, but did anyone fear Lee Smith, hell no!!!!
• Bobby Witt---How did he make it on to the ballot???? Blahhh!!!!

Parents are gone

Well my folks are gone. They were here for the thanksgiving weekend and I think it was just the right ammount of time for them to be here. Things got kind of screwed up for them while they were here since one of my employees had a family member die and that threw a wrench into my schedule at work and I'm ok with that. I wanted to give my employee as much time as she needed to deal with it.

When ever my folks come down here they always do some sort of project at the house. This is the first time in 4 years and 2 houses that we've owned that they haven't done anything. Maybe it's cause the house is done right here or maybe they don't want to hear me bitch to them about what they are trying to do.

KKKomedy

Folks in town..

My folks are in town for thanksgiving. Not to long and probably the right ammount of time before I would go nuts.

I picked them up at the airport today and took them down to the airplane museum and graveyard. Basically it's a military base that the military stores planes they aren't using anymore and they strip the planes for parts as needed for planes still in service. It's kind of interesting, but it's something they wanted to do, so I did it.

Of course while my folks are in town, I love busting my mom's chops. It's so easy. One of the planes they have in the museum is Air Force 1 from when Kennedy was president. My mom's like, "Let's check it out and walk through it" and I said that I had no problem with that and that we should check for blood while we are doing it.

They also had helicopters at the museum too. One of them was transport style helicopter or patrol helicopter from vietnam. It's the type that Joker flies around in during Full Metal Jacket. So being the wise ass that I am I start reinacting that scene and telling my mom that it's the kind of helicopter that I flew in while I was in vietnam. I told her that I remembered how we'd be flying over rice patties and I would be shooting down the viet-kong. She looked at me and told me that talking about that wasn't funny. I told her I disagreed.

Fighting

So Jennifer leaves her scrubs at the store one day after work. The day that it happens, I told her to take it home cause I don't want her leaving her shit like that at the store. A week or so passes and she goes looking through her scrubs and can't find something in her scrubs. What you ask is she missing??? Money....an ID.....nope a pen!!!! She blows up at me over a freaking pen missing and that I don't care about her things and I should take better care of those things. But it's a pen, that's all. Not a super special pen, no it's just a pen. Seems like a good reason to fight if you ask me.

My Pain

So I'm trying to see who I can drive crazy the fastest here at the store. I've changed the radio station that we listen to in the back of the store to all christmas music. Ohhhh the pain. I figured 1 of my employees would snap real fast, but nope he didn't right away, instead jennifer snapped real fast. The next day I did it and the employee I thought would snap, snapped right away real fast. Ha ha ha, the holidays

Britney Spears Sex Tape

I found the clip, it's only 19 seconds, but it's her. Ohhhhh it's her. I pretend it's her at least, I don't know if it's K-Fed since all you see of him is his cock and I haven't seen that before, so there is no way to verify him. This took a ton of time to find, but needless to say it's just the start of something good. Once you follow the link, it will ask you for your birthday and then hit the continue button for good times!!!! I'm raw as I type this

WATCH BRITNEY GO HARD CORE!!!!

My bad...

Ok, I know I haven't posted in a bit and I'm so sorry. I have real big news in regards to what happened last week. REAL BIG NEWS!!!!! But I don't have time right now to type about that. Yeah K-fed and Britney are getting a divorce, ok, you know that already. But the big news is that they have some 4 hour sex tape that I can't find online anywhere!!!! Please help me out!!! Plus it's 4 hours????? Holy shit, if I could make a 4 minute sex tape I would think I am John Fucking Holmes. Shit Britney must of been really raw after that. Plus after like 2 hours, are you not like, "ok I've done enough and it isn't happening tonight" or K-fed should of busted out this line, "Hey Britney, you're tight and all, but it's been like 2 hours, so can I put it in your butt and finish off real fast?"

What a political strategy

So a person down here in arizona is running for state treasurer, remember what she is running for. On her political signs, it says "stop the war in iraq"!!!!!!! Wait, she's runnig for treasurer. How the fuck is she going to make a difference with the war in iraq being the state treasurer. It's like running for school board and on your ads you say, "Keep Abortion Legal"

Makes no sense to me. It also doesn't help that the person running has a real long female mullet.

My Mom's shirt

Yeah the lighting sucks, get over it








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The Back

A reason to watch MNF

I can only think of 1 reason to watch the super crappy monday night football game that was on tonight. The Boz was on the show. Everything is better when Brian Bosworth shows up.

2 things about the Boz....

1) The stories you would hear about him while he was going to the University of Oklahoma are legendary. He was given so much cash while he was going there, it was crazy. He drove a new car every week it seemed like. Ahhhh the good ol days of college football.

2) I remember in high school this guy had a major huge hard on for the Boz. He shaved his head just like him. Had posters of the Boz all over his locker. So yeah we made fun of him when the Boz pretty much fell off the face of the earth.

Another one???

First it was Lance from N'Sync coming out of the closet and now Doogie Howser, Niel Patrick Harris is gay. I would of never guessed this one ever. But it does make sense since he always seemed to be all over Vinnie and never tried tappin Wanda. It makes sense now!!!!

Grocery Store Fun

Went to the grocery store this weekend and what was right out in front of it.....





I ran over, got a picture of it, and then ran to the wiener mobile and asked for and got a wiener mobile whistle. Jennifer thought I was being immature, so I won't let her use or even see my whistle. Damn her!!!!

Got them!!!

Got my tickets for the most exciting hour of television. I think I'm going to fly my mom down here and surprise her by taking her. Plus I'm going to try and stick her with a really stupid do it yourself price is right shirt. Ahhhh the comedy!!!!

Price-less, oh no!!!!!!!!

I'm just waiting on the email confirmation, but it looks like next wednesday, I could take the chance and hear my name and told to "Coooooooooooooooome on Doooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!"

Hell yeah I got tickets to go see the Price is Right, well as long as the email comes through. Gotta get in before Bob is gone. Honestly I don't want to get my name called, I just want the name tag that everyone gets, just to say I have it. It's more about the experience then anything. Plus I'd have to play a game I could care less about, unless it's cliff hanger, I'll walk away!!!!!