Screech what are you thinking???

I've already covered the Screech porno tape, but now more has come out about it. I'm not sure what's more disturbing:

A) In the video he's having a 3 way and gives one of the girls a dirty sanchez

or

B) That the reason he made the video is because him and his friends play a game where they video tape them self having sex and the crazier you are in the video, the more points you get in there point system.

Fuck it's a crazy world. I've seen the Pam Anderson movie and the Paris Hilton video. I really doubt I will be rushing out to see this one. I'd feel really dirty rubbing one off to a screech porno, but don't get me wrong, my cock was raw after watching Showgirls over and over. That Jesse Spano is one sexy girl!!!!

Here is a clip of him talking about the point system. This is from the actual porno.

Awww shit!!!

Less then a week to go for the new "Lost" and I'm completely out of the loop about it. I was talking to one of my employees about the show and I couldn't remember main characters names or nothing. I could tell him about plot lines, but not about who is in those plot lines. I'll probably have to do a refresher course in the show this week as it leads up to the new season of it on wednesday.

I got up close and personal with the dogs today and learned they have really bad teeth and need to go to the denist soon. More likely they will go to the vet and they will clean it out. The dogs have been to the vet before to get there teeth cleaned, so this won't be anything new for them, except this time they need it bad. They look like a bunch of meth'd out dogs!!!

Damn Life

I'm done with Dancing with the Stars, not that I was really into it to much this year, but now I'm out. My girl Ashley, with her partner Harry Hamlin, were eliminated last night. Dammit, she's so hot and gets treated like poo!!!! Last year she got shafted with Master P, and now this year America shafted her!!!!!





I think I'll dance in my sheets alone tonight thinking about her and her sweet sweet smile!!!!

Dying!!!

Fuck it's 100 degrees outside and the AC is broken. I thought something was up last night when I got home, but was to out of it to figure it out. So Jennifer says that it was hot in the house this weekend but just figured it was cause she jacked up the AC to 77 degrees and she thought that was to blame. Guess not

Decisions decisions!!!

Not sure if I will watch it yet:


Former teen TV star Dustin Diamond is reportedly the star of a candid new sex tape in which he romps with two women. The 29-year-old, who played geek Screech Powers on Saved by the Bell, engages in a number of sexual acts with the women in the 40-minute tape. Agent David Hans Schmidt has acquired the rights and is currently seeking a distributor for "Saved by the Smell"

Vacation Pics

I really am a fan of this pic, it's Barry Bonds swinging and missing a pitch. I think he struck out this at bat, but the thing I hate to admit is that he hit a home run later in the night, so he got the last laugh. His team lost that night, but I doubt that really matters to him. It's sad cause he only cares about himself. That night alone he was cost his team 5 runs cause he can't move in the outfield. Now if only 3 of those runs would of scored instead of the 5, his team would of won, but like I said, Barry cares about himself and not winning

The Doubters!!!

4-0 on picks of the week, Philly, -6, covers the spread by winning 38-24. Also if you would of took my under pick in the browns vs. ravens game, you would of made money too, they only scored 29 points. Yeah money!!!!!

Lock

3-0 on locks this week, so go ahead, doubt me, it's ok. But by doubting me, you will lose money. Take Philly -6 against SF as my lock.

I don't normally so over and under picks, so this isn't a lock, but 33.5 seems kind of high for the browns/ravens game. Take the under on that

Going crazy at my parents...

I hate when I have to come over to my parents house and watch there dogs. They are so needy and need to be watched 24/7. It gets old after time.

I can't stand the bathroom at the new house. It was built for a smurf. I have to get on my knees to get water on my head. Also it has no water pressure, so it feels like that soap is always on me. Plus it has one of those heat lamp thingies in in, so I went to go take a dump in the bathroom, turn that heat lamp on thinking it was the regular light, and by the time I was done taking my dump, I felt like I was on fire. Damn new house

Arrived Safely

So I made it back to milwaukee. I'm chillin at my parents new house and it's not to bad at all. My only complaint, and if you have these you should be ashamed, is that they have those soft cushion toilet seats on there toilet. When you sit on it, it's like you are letting the air out of a ballon. Who thought these were a good idea?

Other then that, it's a nice house. My folks have a like futuristic space ship type shower that they can't figure out how to use. So instead of reading the instructions they just use the other shower.

I'm Out

I'm out of vacation for a few days. Going back to wisconsin to do some business. Don't know when I'll be back posting since my parents moved and there computer is torn apart and they plan on having me rebuild it 6 million dollar man style. Time will tell.

The King gives the Cards some love!!!

Dancing with the Stars.....uhhhhh

I'll be the first to admit that I'm not into Dancing with the Stars as much as I have been in the past. I'm happy about the first 2 people out though, Tucker Carlson, last week, and Shanna Moakler, the week. Who the F is Shanna Moakler, she was married to Travis from Blink 182 and was on the show "Meet the Barkers" with him. So once she filed for divorce from him, I happy to see her go. You can't treat Travis like that. I met him once and it's always tough to find something to say to someone like that, so I told him to quit saying "fuck" so much on the Jim Rome Show.




Here's me and the band in better days











And if you have to remember Shanna Moakler, let's remember her like this

Inspection Time

I never mind when the health inspector comes knocking on the store door. I really have nothing to hide. The only problem that I have is that it was a different inspector. Why does that matter? Cause they all look for different things. While 1 inspector might have a hard on for 1 thing, the other inspector won't give a damn about it. It's a guessing game at what they are going to be looking for. The last few times weren't bad cause it was the same person, but now it was someone new and didn't look at anything I thought he was going to. He had a tool kit on him and was like whipping things out and showing me how to do things. I mean he was cool like that, but I just want consistancy. That's all. Oh btw, I know I can't spell.

Accidents happen

I'm sitting there at the register working through a line of people. I'm dealing with someone and then I'm looking out the window watching 2 cars backing up. I'm like, "There's going to be an accident" and sure enough they bumper touch each other. Not that it was either one of there faults. Both are at blame, for the same ammount I suppose.

Nothing major happened and that's the good side, the bad side was that in reality it wasn't that fun to watch since there was no big smack or anything.

Dammit

For some reason out of my control my presets on my radio erased today. Talk about a pain in the ass resetting them. I know them by heart and I expect them to be the way I want them to be. I can't just have them willy-nilly, they have to be exact. Takes a few minutes to do, but it still sucks having to search through all the blah out there.

World Chaos

Well it looks like there was a coup in Thailand today. The military took over and removed the prime minister and is recognizing the ming of thailand as the person in charge. Why should we care???? Well we need to know how this is going to effect the thailand sex industry. It's an important thing there and I'm sure people are waiting to hear what's going to happen to it. I need.....I mean people want to know!!!!!

The numbers explained

If you don't watch "Lost" this will make no sense to you.

Old NFL

It's pretty sad watching old NFL games and they are outside playing on astroturf. Watching the rain on the turf and noticing how it's not absorbing any of it and the game is pure crap. I feel kind of bad for the players that had to play on that shit. It's just a small cushion between the concrete. Who thought it was a good idea to put this stuff outside. At least the turf that was inside didn't get the weather abuse that the stuff outside got. It's really sad, lucky we don't have that anymore, but some outside fields still use turf. Granted it's got a little more give to it, but come on, it's turf. Go to grass and let them tear it up!

Hate MNF Now

I just can't stand the new MNF. Tony Kornheiser is so damn annoying. Tonight he was talking about how Byron Leftwich wasn't fast for a black quarterback. Holy shit, you could just imagine the panic in the directors life. 5 seconds later Mike Tirico comes in and makes the save for Korn-hole and tries to explain what he was trying to say. The damage was already done.

Ding Ding Ding

Winner winner, chicken dinner

New Orleans -1.5, winner!!!
Minnesota -1.5, winner!!!!

So far this year I'm 3-0 on my lock games. Plus New England, -6, was a winner this week too. I'm not on a roll, I'm on a bisquit!!!!!

Extra Pick

This isn't my lock, but is New England really only -6 against the Jets. Seems kind of low to me. Not my lock, but I think it's a solid bet.

Locker Time

Here's my 2 locks of the week and I'm said to be telling you about these two picks, but the deal is you have to put away you the fact that you like or hate teams. What you really like is money and that's what I'm going to get you with these picks.

Take the Vikings -1.5 over the Panthers. No Steve Smith and no good running game makes it tough on the Panthers to win this. That and the fact that the Vikings looked really disciplined last week gives them the nudge this week. Granted no playoff team from the previous 2 years has opened the year 0-2, so of 24 chances, nobody has opened 0-2. Carolina will break that streak this year.

Other pick is the Saints, -1.5, over the Packers. Lets be honest, the Packers really suck and it will be an ugly year. Having a really solid running game and an average defense will be enough for the Saints to take out the Packers and there no name offense. When you sign P.O.S. Koren Robinson, you know it's bad.

Sure ask me

So Jennifer's birthday is right around the corner and she's just as tough to shop for as I am. Of course my mom calls me asking what Jennifer wants for her birthday, I tell her what I want, a new tv or a new car. My mom didn't fall for that trick, would of been nice though. So instead of asking me what Jennifer wants, I advised my mother to just ask Jennifer herself. Makes more sense. My mom bitched and moaned about that idea, but I told her I wasn't sure, so that's the best thing to do.

Odd dreams

For some reason last night I was having the same dream over and over. I was sitting at a corner gas station and one of my dogs is across the street and I have to call her to cross the street and finally after replaying this dream like 5 times, she finally got clipped by a car. She still made it though. Crazy ass dream I tell ya

I'm probably wrong

So I might have this story wrong, but I'll make it as short as possible. The pope made some comments about Islam and there holy war. Some muslims took this as the pope talking smack about them and that the pope is thinking there some all violent and shit. So some muslims are offended by it and say they are very peaceful people and overall nice people. So to show how angry they are with it, what do they do, riot and light things on fire. Makes sense to me.

Like I said, I could have the story just a little wrong.

Damn Copy Cats

Dammit they are copying the brewers idea, damn them!!!

10 years ago...

Let's give it up to 2pac. 10 years ago today he went into hiding, making everyone think he was killed. Why hasn't the murder been solved, cause he isn't dead. He's sitting on some island with Biggie and just recording album after album. Notice how 2pac has made more albums after death then he did before he was dead. Odd isn't it???

BB7 Winner

Boogie wins the show. Happy someone from Chill Town won it. They ran the game and they deserved it win it. Big Brother reports go into hibernation until next summer.

It's not mine

Congrats to my baby, Britney for popping out another kid with her main squeeze, K-fed. She had it this morning and this time had a girl and named her Jailynn. I think K-fed was a fan on it since it combined 2 of his favortie words into one, jail and chillin=jailynn.

Comedy

About time

Supposidly they are going to start the landscaping this week on the house. They are going to blow the place up first and then will build the place up. I told jennifer that they would be doing it this week and she just complained that she thought it was going to wake her up and it would ruin all her sleep. Now please remember this, there could be a train outside the house, blaring down the tracks with it's horn on and she wouldn't notice it. The dogs jump up on her, fight all on top of her, and once again nothing, she doesn't wake up for any of it. So I really doubt the landscapers are going to wake her up. Well maybe the ranchero music will wake her up, it makes everyone happy when it gets played.

Ding Ding Ding

Winner winner chicken dinner.....

New Orleans 19
Cleveland 14


Lock of the week wins!!!! Saints (+3) win outright!!!!

Football....ehhh

Football really starts today and I'm not sure if I care. I know, shocking isn't it. I love football, but the deal is I'm not in any money fantasy football leagues so my interest is as big as it use to be. I think I'll have to start betting money on games for me to care again. Take New Orleans +3. Shit Cleveland is the worst team in the NFL.

She'e trying

Jennifer got me the season 2 dvd's of lost for my birthday and also got me the lost board game. Sounds great and all, but who the fuck am I going to play the game with, oh maybe jennifer, except she knows nothing about the game or maybe I can play it with some people at work, oh yeah they don't watch either. So once again, I can play with myself.

I'm ready

WTF were we thinking

I'm watching one of the worst shows of all time right now, Mr. Personality. The deal with this reality show was that it had this woman trying to find the man of her dreams and according to her looks don't matter. So what do they do to find out if that's really true. They put everyone in a mask. All the guys are in a mask when they see her. When they go on private dates, there he is with his huge ass mask. The couple is driving to a date in a convertable, there he is in his passanger seat, with his mask on. Want to go dune buggy riding in the desert, there he is with his mask on. Want to make out with her, mask time. Oh and this craptacular show was hosted by Monica Lewinsky. Holy shit, this show is terrible. No wonder why a ton of people didn't watch it when it was originally on a few years ago.



Here's the guys sitting around having a party doing shots. Look at how bad they look.

Headlines....

Found this headline online, I thought it was odd......


'Idol' singer Clay Aiken may serve Bush


Really??? I don't think Clay will be serving any bush any time soon. Now if it would of said cock, then I would of believed it.

Illin....still

Stayed home again from work yesterday, but I think I'm going to rough it out today for a while.

Jennifer on her way home yesterday asked if I wanted anything for dinner. I told her to just buzz by Jack in the Box and pick me something up. She told me that it wasn't healthy enough and that she'd find me something else to get. So what does she get me, 2 microwave burritos, and they were really bad burritos too. For me to say they are bad, then you know they really sucked.

What a crazy ass junk email I got

Not sure how they get away with it, but I clicked on it and here's what part of it said:


How I Legally Robbed a Bank Last Month for Over $87,978
...And Got Away With It!
Truth be told, I've been legally robbing banks for over a decade and have made millions of dollars doing it.
Now I want to show you how you can do the same thing and easily make over $30,000 a month — every month — for the rest of your life.


Dear Friend,

Don’t worry, there is nothing illegal or unscrupulous about what I do. The reason I make a lot of money is, I solve other people’s most stressful financial problems.

I recently helped one couple and made over $87,978 in the process. In just a moment I’ll tell you how you can do the same and make over $30,000 per month – every month – for the rest of your life, following the same simple step-by-step system that’s made me millions of dollars over the last 10 years.




Wait....this guys scam is to rob banks legally??? Ahhhhhh, yeah, rob banks legally. I'll pass

Sick-o

Haven't had this happen in a while, but they sent me home from work today cause I was sick. It's not that I was really that ill, it's just that I have a bad cold and was burning up hard core. So I get home and what do I do, sleep a little bit and then bust out some games. Needless to say I will be sick again cause I'm not taking care of myself

My Tribute

Car Update

Jennifer got a rental car and is using that for the next couple of days until she can get her car into the shop. Solving the car problem has been on her mind for the last couple of days and every solution that she has doesn't make any sense except to her. She's driving a new purple colbalt. She'll sware it isn't purple, but it's a smokey purple.

Shocking News

Shocking news about the King

Talking to a wall

Sometimes that's how I really feel when I am talking to Jennifer. She has her mind made up and no matter how I can solve the problem, it won't change her mind. Right now her power windows motor isn't working, so one of her windows is down and won't go back up. So now she's mad at me cause I'm the man in the relationship and I didn't get her car to the shop in enough time. Makes sense to you and me right???

So I tell her to park her car for a few days and get a rental car and we will deal with it when she is done for work for the week, on tuesday. She works sunday through tuesday. Then once she is done tuesday, she can return her rental car and then go drop off her car at the dealership. I find her the cheapest rental car in the area, but it's not from the rental car company that the dealership has, so she's not happy. I tell her the rental car company I found is right across the street from the dealership.

Then she starts plotting to figure out how to make this as easy as possible, like I use her car and then we don't have to run all around with her car and my car and blah blah blah. She isn't making any sense, zero. But it's what she wants, so she can't be wrong!

The aliens have landed

Well not really. I went down by the new Cardinals stadium today and took a few pictures of it. Here they are






The outside of it from a slight distance. Yes it is silver-ish and that shape all around.






















Here's the gate 2 enterance. Nothing special to the pictures, but hey it's something.

BB7 Update

Mike is the new HOH and he plans on putting up Will and Janelle with the plan of knocking out Janelle, finally. Can't wait to see if it really happens. Will Janelle win power of veto? Will Erika actually vote out Janelle? Only time will tell.

Finally

A K-Fed Video......time to cream in my pants