What a crazy ass junk email I got

Not sure how they get away with it, but I clicked on it and here's what part of it said:


How I Legally Robbed a Bank Last Month for Over $87,978
...And Got Away With It!
Truth be told, I've been legally robbing banks for over a decade and have made millions of dollars doing it.
Now I want to show you how you can do the same thing and easily make over $30,000 a month — every month — for the rest of your life.


Dear Friend,

Don’t worry, there is nothing illegal or unscrupulous about what I do. The reason I make a lot of money is, I solve other people’s most stressful financial problems.

I recently helped one couple and made over $87,978 in the process. In just a moment I’ll tell you how you can do the same and make over $30,000 per month – every month – for the rest of your life, following the same simple step-by-step system that’s made me millions of dollars over the last 10 years.




Wait....this guys scam is to rob banks legally??? Ahhhhhh, yeah, rob banks legally. I'll pass