Random Jersey Sighting!!!

Dear Kid with the random Lions jersey on,

Hey that's a really macho Detroit Lions jersey you have on. It's #10, it must be for Joey Harrington, a really big waste of a draft pick, but that goes hand in hand with the Lions. Wait, the kid is turning around now and shit, it's not a Harrington jersey. It's a Charlie Batch jersey. Whooooaaaaa 10 year old kid, are you even old enough to remember when Charlie played for them. Please retire that jersey kid.