My Secret Plan....

I figured if I'm going to give candy to the trick or treaters, I better get the kind of candy I want. The candy I really like are those peanut butter stuffed carmel things. They've always been my favorite. So to make sure I got a ton of them left over, I put them on the bottom of the candy bucket, just so I will be able to enjoy them. Yeah for me!!!!!

Makes sense

Sure there is trick or treating today and luckily there is going to be good weather for it. Weather here today will be in the low 90's. Sounds like normal stuff to me. It's sad that it's going to be November tomorrow and we will have great summer time weather here still. I guess that's what we moved here for.

Thank you HBO!!!

It's about time you put these shows to work. They have all these old episodes of the Ali G shows and they never show them, but not tonight, they dusted them off and are showing them. Now granted they are showing it at 1am, but it's a mini marathon of shows. If you thought the Borat movie was good, these shows are 100 times better. Please HBO play these more and don't show them at such a god awful time. This has been the first time I've seen these since I lost the DVD's to them, and no I don't know where they are.

Do I Dare?????

Hmmmm Britney's CD comes out tomorrow, do I dare show myself at Target and buy it???? I've thought about it and the shame it would involve, but I gotta support my baby. I'll just get it off of I-tunes, granted it doesn't include the racey photos, but it's the least I can do for her.

World Series is boring!!!!

Really if you think about it, the last few world series have been really boring and 1 sided. This year looks no different with Boston up 2-0. 2006, St. Loius won 4 games to 1. 2005: White Sox 4 games to 0 over Houston. 2004: Boston 4 games to 0 over St. Louis. 2003 was the last mildly good series, Florida beat the Yankees in 6 games. Can't we just have a bit of a thrill in the World Series instead of lop sided outcomes!!!!

Damn Insurance!!!!!

I called my claim person today to find the status of my claim and she says they don't have my paperwork in yet!!!! I'm not going to get my car on time, this really sucks. I was ready to get it next week and now I might have to wait a couple more days. This isn't good!!!! Life sucks!!!!! I need a new car.

The sad thing is I mailed it off over a week ago, I went down to the post office and put it in the mail with the hope that my car would be taken care of instantly......and now I have to wait a couple more days.

Costume Idea....

Can't figure out what to go as for Halloween???? I have the answer, please click here. It will be the talk of the party and you might get some random gay sex out of it. If you have the mask on, no one will know it's you, so it that really gay sex then????

A sign!!!!!

Awwww shit, I went to the car dealership yesterday and sure enough, guess what they have???? They have the exact same car I had before, but it's a 2008 and not a 2007. The dealership just got it in 2 days ago and the saleperson didn't even know they had it in yet. I think I gotta wait a week to get it, just waiting on the insurance company to say my car is "lost" lost.

Forgot this story....

I have to say I was lucky a couple of weeks ago, I got a call the day after my car was stolen and was told some good news!!!! I won the lottery to get world series tickets. I had a chance to buy tickets. At the time the d-backs were only down 1 game in the series. So I was really excited about the concept, but then the bad news hit. For an ok seat, they wanted over a grand a seat. That got you 1 seat for 3 games, not 2 seats, just 1. Oh and that was for an ok seat, want something better, better get more money. See the thing was, to get the seat, they wanted a $500 deposit on season tickets next year and then you could buy the seats. I think I would of been ok for paying that much, if it meant I didn't have to put a deposit down on seats. I don't want season tickets, hell I don't want partial season tickets. I just want to go when I want to.

But all of this was for nothing, since the d-backs didn't make it to the series.

Looking good....

Was watching Curb Your Enthusiaism tonight and Larry David asked Xena out on a date and damn, I'll say this, she was looking really good. She's not as built as she was back in the Xena days. She actually looked feminine now. Granted she could still kick my ass, but she looked gentle and hot. I wouldn't mind roll playing with her and having her do the Xena yell in bed, that would be nice.

Seinfeld is a nice guy....

People really like Seinfeld and he never catches crap for anything. People really like him!!!! Why????? Cause looking back at his career, in the middle of doing his tv show, while he was in his late 30's he was engaged and probably banging a 17 yr old. Imagine Joe Average tv show star and doing something like this, they would be raked over the coals. Lucky Jerry, people like u.

Insurance Time...

Insurance agent called today and told me how sorry she felt for me, blah blah blah. I need to fill out some paperwork and get it back to them. She keep on saying about how angry I must be, angry this and angry that. I told her I wasn't angry, it wasn't worth getting angry about. She then went back on to talk about how angry I must be.

State Fair Sucks....

Jennifer and I went to the state fair yesterday and boy did it suck. Granted, we know going into it, that it's going to suck. It really has nothing to it, there aren't to many animals to see, not to much stuff to buy, and no real attractions to see. Granted it does have it's fair share of carnies, but even Jennifer and I agreed that the carnies weren't carney enough. The real sad part is how bad they take advantage of you to go to it. To park on the fair grounds is $12, trust me, you want to park on the fair grounds, there are cheaper places, but I don't want to have another stolen car anytime soon. So we're $12 in for parking and then oh yeah, it's $12 per person to get in. That's highway robbery for what they offer at this place. Once again, we will never go back, but we've said that before.

Cheap Rental Car People

I don't mind my rental car, it is what it is. But the problem on it is the fact they didn't even fill up the tank for me, they just left it as is and they expect me to fill it to the point where it was when I got it. How am I supposed to know when it's 3/4 full. I can tell u when it's full, just not 3/4 full, they don't have an option on the gas pump for 3/4 a tank.

It's a sign....

Deep in my subconscious I must of known that my car was going to get stolen that night. Why???? Cause I never bring in my watch that Jennifer got me for my birthday, but that night I did. I didn't lose it. It had be to a sign.

Picture of my new car....

Shit I feel bad cause I bought this new car and I said I would put a picture of it up. Well don't worry, I won't put a picture of it up. Don't think that I don't like you or any shit like that. See the problem is, someone stole it out of my garage last night, so I can't really take any more pictures. Fuck it sucks, but the good news is that I had absolutely nothing in my car at the time, so other then losing my sweet ass car, I lost nothing. Got a rental car and am waiting for the insurance company to decide it's lost, even though they know it is. Honestly I don't want it back at this point, just keep it. Ride it around in mexico and have fun, I'll get a new one, a better one. It'll be like the bionic car, we will rebuild it.

I can't say no....

There is the hottest, youngest, smoking hot cashier at the grocery store. Don't worry, she's gotta be at least 18, so it's not an illegal lust or anything. But she's hot!!!! When I went to the grocery store today she asked me if I wanted to donate to some damn charity which the grocery store is doing. Anyone else asks and I say no, but it's her and there is no way I could say no to this hottie, so I broke down and bought it. The things vagina will make you do!!!

I'm watching....

It's hard to believe that there's a movie on Cinemax called Bikini Pirates. With a description like this, "Beautiful women shed their clithes" how could you not watch it???

It had no plot and also no penetration, so I didn't watch it that long, ok maybe I did, cause it did have some hot girl on girl action.

Late Rush????

Went to the grocery store to get some things this morning, it was a little after 9am. Usually when I go to the store, I'll stop in the bakery and get a cake donut or 2 and give those to my dogs. Hey they love them and there isn't any extra sugar or glazing on them. But sure enough, I guess 9am, wasn't late enough to get donuts at the bakery. They were still sitting on the baking rack, no where near being ready to be put out. Maybe they make there donuts late there cause they have this huge afternoon rush to get donuts, something I've never heard of. Perhaps I'm the idiot and I'm wrong thinking people want them in the morning, when all this time, people eat donuts for lunch and dinner. Damn I'm stupid

WTF???

No idea what this is, except it's a german midget, who really loves life!!!

Cold???

Yeah it's cold in Phoenix, it's Phoenix cold, which is a different cold then everywhere else. When it gets 70 degrees here, we all start getting cold here. It's sad really, cause I'm from the midwest and 70 is considered a hot sunny day. But here, people put there jackets on. Just wait till it gets in the 50's, they might close school.

Even More Time to Fuck with the Cubs...

The D-backs just had to keep pouring it on.....

More Time to Fuck with the Cubs...

Ha ha ha, the D-backs stuck it to the Cubs again during game 2. COMEDY!!!!

NICE!!!!

Holy Cow, a wienershnitzel opened up right down the road from the house, this is like pure heaven to me. Granted they are known for there hot dogs, but it's there italian sausages that are the best. I'll be living there soon.

Interesting......

Maybe the itch is back, the odd thing is, someone is scratching it. If it makes sense to you, then you understand what I'm saying. Although I never thought I would say it though

She's still got it...

She can't do it live, but on tape, she's still got the goods.

Now why????

So a couple years ago it was Bartman that fucked up the Cubs chances. This year, sure blame it on Lou Pinella since he pulls his starting pitcher out to early, to rest him for a game that never happened. Bitch away Cubs fans, but remember, there is always next year. Here's one nice thing about the Cubs:

OJ's got a fake watch....

So the Goldmans went after OJ again and asked him for his Rolex that he's wearing around. OJ told them it was fine to take since it was fake. So the Goldmans took it to a jeweler and sure enough, it's a fake and they had to give it back to OJ.

The real question is, did OJ get wind they were going to take it and swap a fake Rolex in for his real one. Also, can't anyone give him a real one, it's sad that he's wearing a fake one.

My Neighborhood......

I think it's a rule in my neighborhood that you have to park at least 1 car in your driveway, if not more. I think everybody except Jennifer and I are the only people that don't park a car outside.

Speaking of people parking outside, every night we take the dogs for a walk, well we do now that it's cooled off a little bit and the dogs feet don't get burned. Ok, enough about that, but I swear every time we walk past this 1 house, no matter the time of day, the garage doors are open and no one is in the garage. It's as if they want people to come in and take things. Please feel free to clear out there garage.

Thank you DirecTV....

Thanks for putting on a new channel call the Smithsonian HD Channel. It's just like the history channel, but a smarter history channel and alot less World War 2 stuff, which use to dominate the history channel. Plus if you don't have HD, forget about it, you won't be able to get it.

Honestly I've been watching it the last couple of days and the shows on there are great. The best show so far has been about Postal Inspectors and how they solve crime. It's something I would never think of, but if you screw with the postal department, they have a special division that will track your ass down. Maybe this show was to just scare everyone, cause it did.

More Mascot Fun!!!!

No way...

So the guy that developed all the boy bands of the late 90's like to hit on them and try to nail them????? No fucking way!!!!! So when everyone was saying NSYNC and Backstreet Boys were gay, hell it might of been true. Here's the story, click here to read it. It gives some pretty damn funny things. But he's been on the run from the law and he was hiding in southeast Asia, cause that's a good place to hide if you want to have sex with underage boys.