Thanks....2 years later....

It's funny that people post on her comments. I'm ok with that, but what is funny is that people will look at old post from 2 years ago or so and post comments on the post. Granted I get the comments emailed to me, but besides me, do they really think anyone is going to see those posts, besides themself??? I hope they are happy.

First Time in 15 Years....

I think this is probably the first time in 15 years or so since Dave has been funny, well maybe not 15 years, but ever since he left NBC, he really hasn't been this funny.

My Mom's So Funny

She calls me up today and asks me if I got the halo. I told her no since I don't have x-box 360. She told me she was at Best Buy last night and couldn't believe the lines there for the game. She has no clue about things at times

Crazy dream....

Holy shit, did I have an odd dream. I dreamnt I was in a rock band, not just any rock band, Guns N Roses!!!!!! So in the dream, it was the original band, well not the original drummer, who misses him anyways???? Oh yeah, Izzy or Gilby wasn't in the band, I was the guitar player, well next to Slash. Plus the even crazier part was that we were playing a concert in plateville.

Why GnR??? No clue, I like them, but I don't consider myself a fan, it was just real random.

Sorry I don't care....

My mom calls me, leaves a message, and tell me she has big news and to call her back cause it's important. I couldn't wait to hear what it was, so I called her back. I asked her what it was and she told me that she won the Led Zepplin lottery and has tickets to go see them and she wanted to know if I wanted to go. I told her I could care less and that I'm going to pass. She was a little bummed out that I didn't care about her luck.

Screwing with my mom....

I really do love screwing with my mom. I called her up today and asked her about the new house they just bought. Acting like I really care as she tells me about it. I then ask her if it has a security system on it, which she tells me it does. I tell her she's lucky, cause she's going to need it now that OJ is out free. He could break into the house at any time.


Please know this, there are a couple things in this world that can set my mom off, OJ is 1 of them. She's one of the few white people out there that thinks OJ is innocent and didn't slice off Nicoles neck.

Dreaming....

While I'll bitch if I have to go clothes shopping with Jennifer, I sometimes don't mind. Like when she drags me into Victoria Secret. I don't mind that place cause there is always hot women in there picking out nice panties and shit. I can then get a mental image of what they will be wearing later.

Much like real life, I'm going to get a mental image of hot little Hayden Panettiere and what she will be wearing later. I'm going to put this in the mental image vault. Keep it safe there.

Lock your doors...

OJ is on the loose. He was released on bail today, so make sure you lock your doors from now on, so he doesn't come over and steal anything.

Thank you Time Magazine...

Thank you Time Magazine for giving some recognition to a great tv show. Time.com has a list of the 100 best tv shows of all time and it gives recognition to a great show by putting it on the list, King of the Hill. Yeah that king of the hill, you know the one that, the one that is starting it's 12th season soon. This show never gets any love, but please, please, love on the show. Watch it please!!!!

Ok, here's what Time says about the show:

The most acutely observed, realistic sitcom about regional American life bar none, this animated series is a lot like its protagonist, Texas propane salesman Hank Hill: it isn't flashy, never gets a lot of attention, but it does its job year in and year out. With a harsh war-veteran father, a pudgy son more interested in prop-comedy than football and a stubborn, Boggle-obsessed wife, Hank tries to avoid both his dad's callousness and P.C. feel-goodism while sticking to his principles of hard work in a world that rewards shortcuts. Creator Mike Judge makes Hank funny in his pained Boy-Scout rectitude without making him a figure of fun for it, and with its canvas of mega-stores and Laotian yuppies, the show sees modern America's fine detail like an electron microscope.

Big Brother 8 Results

Dick defeats his daughter by a vote of 5-2. He picks up a cool half million dollars for his effort. He played the game and deserved it.

Way to soon....

Shit it's September 18th and Target already has christmas decorations out to buy. Hell, why didn't they start selling them at fourth of july, fuck, why not sell them year round, that way I won't be shocked when I go in there while it's still summer and see the stuff.

Granted maybe I'm part of the problem. I mean I did buy some decorations, but hear me out before you bitch, I bought Star Wars ornaments for the Star Wars Christmas tree. I'm hoping to have over 100 star wars ornaments on the tree this year and it will only be star wars stuff. It drives Jennifer nuts

Say What?????

So OJ Simpson is arrested again, won't he learn??? Wasn't once enough??? I really could care less about what he did, my bigger concern is about where OJ is staying nowadays. Fool was busted for things at the Palace Station hotel, shit, that's a shitty hotel. What, did the $35 a night room entice you or was it the free buffet coupon??? Either way, it's sad to see you shacking up at such a place. Nice time OJ, call me and I'll spring the bill to get you to stay at Circus Circus or somewhere nice, well nicer then Palace Station.

What a spokesman....

I turned on the tv tonight and it was on Game Show Network and an 80's edition of Super Password was on. Jamie Farr was one of the guests on for that week. They then announced that Jamie was now the spokesperson for US Savings Bonds!!!! Wow I can't think of anyone better back in the 80's who should speak for giving money to the money. Hey isn't that the guy who likes to wear dresses, yeah, lets give him some of our money!!!!!

Big Brother 8 update

Dick and Danielle in the finals. Congrats to them, at least they played the game, which is more then can be said for alot of the people on the show. Danille will win, but hey, her dad, Dick, will come in second place.

I'm getting old....

Shit I'm getting old. How do I know I'm getting old, well it's cause Fiona Apple turned 30 today. I remember when she did this video for Criminal, she was young, innocent, and just had that naughty naughty look to her. Rolling around in your panties all cute and shit. Ehhhhh, it's hard to have that look now dear that your 30.

So I'm bored

So I'm watching old school "Let's Make a Deal" from the 70's on Game Show Network. One of the prizes they just gave away was a fridge, but it just wasn't any old fridge, fuck no, it had a tape deck and radio in it. So while you're having a party in the kitchen and hate to clutter the place up, hell just turn the volume up on the fridge and jam out!!!! Stereo and a fridge, bad combination!!!

Naked Pictures????

Just asks me today, while she was trying to save pictures of her sisters wedding, she found some naked pictures on my lap top. She asked me what the deal with them was. Honestly I wasn't sure, but I went over to the lap top to figure out want was on there. I told Jennifer that there were naked picutes of Janelle from Big Brother and there was also naked pictures of our friend that was in Playboy. She was ok with it then.

Big Brother 8 Results

Jameka is out, she did nothing on the show and shouldn't of made it this long.

Funny Commercial

Why I Love Apple....

Don't get me wrong, I'm not getting a mac or anything, but I'm in love with Apple. I nuked my Iphone while trying to put old school nintendo games on the phone. I took it into the apple store, they looked at it, never asked me what was the matter with it. They couldn't fix it, so sure as shit, they gave me another one. So now I'm on my third iphone, the last 2 were free. Don't think Iphones are bad, the last 1 really was my fault. But I'll try and put the nintendo on it again

Baby Come On....

Britney come on, you did the VMA shows and normally you look great. But dearest Brit, if you're going to go prancing around with nothing on, please put some clothes on or drop a few pounds. You need some guidance, please call me anytime and we can talk

The return of pick of the week....

I know how you bitches love to bet and if you remember right, I rocked on pick of the week last year. Here's the deal, I usually don't pick on week 1 since the first week of the NFL is usually a cluster fuck. But I'll go out on a limb and tell you who I like. I really like 2 games, the first 1 game is the Vikings -3 over the Falcons. Come on, the Falcons suck ass with Michael Vick, they suck even more ass without Michael Vick. And I don't give a fuck who's the QB for the vikings, take the Vikings!!!!!!

The other game is the Steelers -4.5 over the Browns. Come on it's the Browns, enough said, they suck!!!!!


But it's the first week, so beware!!!!!

Say What?????

I'm watching Cathouse on HBO, basically it follows the girls of the Bunny Ranch. They are legal prostitutes, so I got no issue with them. But they were talking to this girl and it was her first day, a guy picks her out and they start talking about what he wants to do, he tells her that he wants to get some oral sex from her, but she says she doesn't suck dick!!! WTF, your a hooker!!!! I doubt she stayed very long there, cause most guys would rather get blown then get sex from a woman. Dumb bizo!!!!!

Don't be sorry...

So this High School Musical girl, Vanessa Hudgens, had a naked picture of her taken and sure as shit, it's hit the internet now. Well Vanessa is putting out press releases saying she is sorry about the picture and regrets it ever being taken. Shit, she has no reason to be sorry for a nice little 18 year old body like that. Ok, she has 1 thing to be sorry for, she needs to trim back that bush a little, just a little though

Big Brother 8 Results

Doube Eviction night........Jessica and Eric are both out tonight.

I don't understand this....

But shit, it's some sort of mascot kind of thing, it's from Japan, so I think it's mascots. Hell it could just be normal life over there for all I know.

It's on again....

How come everyday that I have off it seems like the same show is on the travel channel. It's the same show about a cruise ship and how it works, then the show right after it talks about people that live full time on a cruise ship. It's the same damn shows all the time......or so it seems.

Tough Decision....

Hmmmm, I have a tough decision to make on what to watch on tv. Should I watch the great sports movie "Blue Chips" but it's not the regular version, this version is in HD. Or instead of that I can watch "The Incredibly Shrinking Woman"??????

This is a tough decision. My brain my explode from this!!!!!!

How the F does that happen???

I was talking to my mom and she told me that 1 of her dogs has a yeast infection??? Ok, maybe that could happen, but then she tells me that the dog has the yeast infection in her ear!!!! How the fuck does that happen??? The Ear???? Holy shit!!!!! I guess the other dog licks the dogs ear and that's how it got the infection happened. Holy shit!!! Never heard of that before!!!!

Big Brother 8 update

Zach is HOH and has nominated Jessica and Jameka. I think if Jessica stays on the block, she will be voted out.