Dear....

Dear Local Grocery Store,

I'm fine with you trying to make a buck putting advertisements everywhere you can. The shopping cart, fine. The divider that we use at the check out line to seperate people's food, fine!!! Hell I don't even have a problem with you putting a advertisement on the checkout number sign, so we can see where we should go in line. But I do have a problem with one of the ads you have in your checkout number sign ads. Yeah it's lane 4 that I have an issue with. It's an ad for trim-spa, nothing to crazy about that, but oooops it's promoting that Anna Nicole Smith used it and it's got a picture of her on it. Ahhhh, might want to change that. She's fucking dead, we don't want to promote the fact that Anna uses it to lose weight. She also uses death to lose weight too. When will they start advertising that???? I can see the ad now, "Are you dying to lose weight, then die, we promise you will lose those unslightly pounds"