Quit the code!!!!

Some how I got talking baseball with a customer and she asked if I was a D-backs fan. I said since they are the home team I support them. Well one of my employees says that he supports the home team too, so he likes the Astros! Ok, wtf is he talking about??? So I said the D-backs won't be to bad this year. Once again, he agrees with what I said, but he says Astros instead of D-backs. So finally I ask him, my employee, why he keeps saying Astros. He tells me it's cause the new D-back uniforms look like the Astros and he doesn't like the new look. He hates it so much, he might not go to any games this year. Hey that's fine if u don't like it that much, but just don't throw out some random line that no one but you gets.

Sports Bloopers

Blahhhhh

Ha ha ha, the car is only worth 1.5 million dollars. Not that he will have to pay for it.

Dear....

Dear guy at the gas station,

Just cause we are at the gas station at the same time and you are 2 pump rows away from me, that doesn't mean I want to talk to you. Yeah we were the only ones there and maybe you wanted my cock or something, but the thing is, leave me alone. I don't want to talk to anyone in general, much less talk to a stranger while I'm pumping gas.

I got a couple of gallons and got back into my car and drove away.

What to watch....

Hmmmm, I can either watch Cheerleader U or I can watch Cheerleader Nation. I think I'll go with Cheerleader U since it's about college cheerleaders and so I won't feel as bad as if I watched the other one since it's high school cheerleaders

Please...

Please keep Sanjaya or whatever his name is on American Idol. If we keep him on the show, it means we will see this more often!!!!

Set the TiVo

Please set the TiVo for this weekend. A very special tv show is going to be on, the last episode of the George Michael Sports Machine. It's mostly been forgotten about in this day of sportscenter and the such, but the Sports Machine is and will always be a legend. To me the best part of the show is when George would say he wanted to go to the "tape" and he would hit a over sized button in his "control room" and this control room was great, it had audio reel to reel players in it, which means nothing, since he's doing video.

Sports Machine, I will miss you. Thanks for all the great sunday nights we spent together.

Yeah!!!

Got my new computer. I need to get it to the point where I am happy with it. It's nice though

Spring training.....

Went to another spring training game yesterday with Mike who was in town on vacation. The game was the Padres vs. Brewers. Padres won 4 to 3 or it might of been 4 to 2. I forget. The only real highlight of the game was this.....




Yeah she was hot, real hot.

I'm bored!!!

There is absolutely nothing on tv on tuesday night. No catch a predator tonight, it was catch a con man, which really isn't that interesting!!!! So I watched some American Idol to see how bad San-sucka really is. Yeah he sucks and that poor girl in the crowd cried and cried and cried, blahhhhh. So enough American Idol for me, so I switched over to "The search for the next pussycat doll"

Shit I'm bored, I figured they would all be really hot and running around in next to nothing. Nope, they are ok looking and they are fully clothed!!! Blahhh, plus tonight they aren't dancing, they are singing instead, so there is really no chance for skin. I guess I should take the dogs on another walk.

Take the hint!!!!!

Dammit Jennifer take the fucking hint!!!!

So I'm in my car with my mom when my phone rings. It's Jennifer calling!!! We get some small talk going and then she brings up a topic that I don't want to talk about with my mom in the car, no it's nothing sexual, this is Jennifer we are talking about. She'll have nothing to do with that kind of talk or actions!!!

Ok, back to the topic, I change the topic on her, and she drags it back to the original topic, so I try to make it obvious to her that I don't want to talk to her about this in front of my mom by talking about something completely different. Nope she takes it back, she then asks me if I hear what she is saying, I tell her YES!!!! She just won't drop the topic, so I'm basically screaming at her in the car and we end the phone call. So my mom is in the car and now thinks Jennifer is just being a royal bitch without evening knowing what was going on and my mom asks me if Jennifer gets off by agrueing!!!!

I talk to Jennifer about it later and ask if how fucking stupid she is cause couldn't she tell I didn't want to talk about that topic. She said she knew I didn't want to talk about it, but she didn't care, she wanted to talk about it and that's all that mattered!!! I give up!!!!

I miss football

Yeah I miss it, maybe this will kill the time till the draft.

Trying.....

Was going to go to a baseball game tonight, A's vs. D-backs. Hey it's the local team, so why not check them out. Got there to the game with my mom, parked the car and walked up to the ticket booth. Hmmmm, they only had standing room only tickets. Ahhh I think I'll pass, so off to the scalpers I go. Oh yeah, they only wanted $25 per ticket for outfield grass seats. They do realize it's only spring training and in all honesty no one is going to play. So we got back in the car and went home, willing to not spend a ton of cash on sub par baseball.

Listening to Mom

I never open my front door, ever!!!! I don't care who's there, but only 1 person comes to the door unannounced, someone who wants something. So I'm sitting home with my mom and the doorbell rings. I make no motion to get it, my mom tells me I should, so I do what she tells me. I tell her I never get the door, but she insists on me getting it. Low and behold it's the traveling vacuum salesman. They don't take no for an answer, they just want to come in, show me it and vacuum a room for me. Well after a couple minutes of this my mom is starting to go bonkers, she can't stand it. But I'm going to prove my theory right to her about opening the door, so I put up with there talk. 30 minutes later, my mom is ready to go nuts. 1 hour later, there is steam coming out of her, she's doing everything to get rid of them, but I tell her to relax and let them continue. She tells me we are going to be late to pick up Jennifer, something my mom is just making up to get rid of these guys. Hour and 30 minutes into the thing and she pretty much pushes them out the door and says thanks. Oh yeah, the best part, the vacuum was $2000, yikes!!!! Don't get me wrong, it works great!!!! I then tell my mom if she learned her leason about opening the door, she said yes.


BTW if you are wondering you can buy the same vacuum on ebay for $600!!! What a deal!!!!

My baseball knowledge....

I love going to spring training games, but the problem is when I go to games with my mom. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the time we spend together. But she will start talking baseball with people and then it will happen. They don't know what they are talking about, so what do they do. They ask me, but since I could care less about the conversation, I just reply, "I don't know"

It could be the most basic baseball question, but it's always the same answer, "I don't know"!!!!!

That kind of response is my way of saying, leave me alone and don't bother me while I try to watch for young college girls in the outfield or watch the game, 1 of the 2.

Another sausage race

Here it is, the world famous Brewer's sausage race

More Baseball Pics

Here's the new Chorizo sausage that will be racing full time in the sausage races this year.

A Spanish Brewers jersey. Que Bueno!!!!

Bill Hall leaving the field. He hit a solo home run the say we were there

Baseball Fun

Went to a Brewers game and got some video of the sausage races. The woman screaming for the brat in the background is my mom. She loves the brat. Yes, I know, quality isn't the best, it's my camera phone, get over it.

UPDATE!!!

Yeah I've been gone for a bit, but please understand, my mom is in town again and it's almost impossible to post when it seems like she is standing over me and everything I do. It makes it kind of tough at times