Hey here's my simple life:
A little bit about me, currently I own a small little sub shop in Chandler, AZ. How did I get to here? Well I use to do morning radio in Phoenix and it was the worst job I have ever had. Before doing radio in Phx, I use to do morning radio in Oklahoma City, Lincoln Nebraska, Des Moines, and Dubuque Iowa. So after getting out of the daily grind of radio I do the daily grind of the sub shop and am happy. If you want to contact me, email me @ the_flounder@hotmail.com
Thursday, January 31, 2008
LOST!!!!
I'm so happy my favorite show Lost returned last night. It was everything I always loved about it, great story and at the end of the night, it leaves you wanting more. Lost is a drug and if you are really into the show, the makers of it sprinkle in more things for the hard core fans. They had a Oceanic ad run during the tv show after Lost, and it leads you to flyoceanicair.com and then that leads you down a whole new path. Damn the show is to good.
Yeah it's great that you support your team, but I think it's time to retire that #21 Terry Allen jersey you have. Terry won't go down as one of the best backs of all time, much less one of the best Skins backs of all time. The sad thing about it is that Terry was #21, which was the number of Shawn Taylor when he died. So people will think your honoring a fallen player, when in reality Terry hasn't played for the skins in 10 years, 1998 was his last year with them. I'm not one to judge your fashion, but I think updating your fashion once every 10 years is a good thing. Plus I doubt you got the jersey in 98, hell you could of gotten it in 95, Terry's first year with the team.
I understand your a redskins fan, maybe you could get a Redskins Bruce Smith jersey or maybe a Patrick Ramsey. Hey they're a little more current to the skins as compared to Terry Allen.
BTW the all time best Redskins jersey to wear is Dexter Manley, and hell spell his last name however you want, cause hell Dexter got a college degree, but for some reason couldn't read, spell, or write. Gotta love Oklahoma State University for that!!!!
Lately I've been watching Jackass 2 all the time, it's on heavy rotation right now on Showtime. The one thing I've noticed is how Bam is a chicken shit compared to the other Jackass guys. He's always whining about shit, running away, and also complaining like a little girl. Don't get me wrong, Viva La Bam was a great show and I'd be the same way as him on this movie. But he gets paid for this movie while I don't, so I can complain.
Well the town is a buzz with Super Bowl fever, it's not as bad as pac man fever. Everything on every media outlet is Super Bowl this, Super Bowl that. It's funny looking at all the party line ups. There's only 2 parties I would even consider going to, well ok, I'll be honest, I'd go to all of them. But 2 stand out!!!!!! One of them is hosted by Scarlet Johanson. Oh shit, I'd go there, run right up to her and whip it out and let loose. So I'm not going to that party. But I really might go to this party, Tone Loc, Young MC, and Digital Underground!!!! Fuck yeah the humpty hump!!!! I'm going to assume that Gerardo, Kriss Kross, and Skeelo were all busy that night and weren't able to make it.
BTW every celebrity in there mother is having a party, but who cares about those parties, when you can go to those 2.
Oh 1 last think about Digital Underground, I'm not sure how much of the original group is with the band, we all know 2Pac isn't with them, but here's a video of them lately singing the Humpty Hump. The sound the same, but like I said, I don't know if any of the original members are in it anymore.
Damn you Cinemax, why do you have to have porn on all the time???? The thing is, it's not even real porn, it's mainly topless women running around, trying to act, doing some dancing and having a little plot sprinkled in. But now you have a show on that rocks. I can't get enough of co-ed confidential. It's just a campy corny soft core porn and you know what, it's only 30 minutes. So they pack just enough plot in it to make it work too!!!!
Yeah the packers lost in OT and were oooohhhhhhhhh so close to the Super Bowl. That's gotta be the worst thing that could of happened to them, get oh so close only to have Brett screw it up in the end. Yeah the year before was bad before, but you didn't get your hopes up. They lost every week, but this year was worse cause the fans were on such a high, the team was doing so well and then BLAM!!!! Kick in the nuts, season is over!!!!! This year was so much worse.
While I understand how you like to ride around on your skate board, I don't think it's a good idea to be crossing a 6 lane highway at dusk and trying to do tricks while traffic is coming at you. Yeah you almost got hit, so maybe you were inspired by the old video game about skate boarding, 720. You took the words to heart, SKATE OR DIE!!!!!!!!!
Jennifer had to go in and get some wisdom teeth removed. Well actually all of her wisdom teeth removed. To pull out 4 teeth only took 30 minutes, I dropped her off, let the dogs out and she called me to come and get her. Damn they work fast over there. Once Jennifer gets back up and running again, I'm going to tease her about it. If she would ever give me some oral, I am going to tell her that I can notice all the new space back there. Not like that situation will ever happen though.
I don't care who you are, I will give you shit if you tell me something stupid. So I have my mom trying to get in contact with 1 of her friends to try and get me a Wii. I give my mom a call and ask her if she made contact with the person, she says no not yet. I tell her to call her again and get this taken care of. My mom then asks me what I am doing. I tell her I'm at Walmart trying to get a Wii. My mom then asks me if I got a Wii. I told her yeah I got 20 and I'm calling my mom to remind me to get me another cause 20 is never enough. I then tell her of course I don't have one yet. She then says she has to go.
Only on the price is right can u win a pinball machine. No where else would you win something like that or even think about getting 1. Granted I love pinball machines, but there is no way I would get 1.
I don't know what to get more excited about more, the fact that Big Brother is coming back in a month, plus it's going to have Big Brother after dark on showtime 2. Now that news alone is good, but oh no........ I have much better news. The Mole is coming back and it's not that shitty celebrity mole starring Ahmad Rashad. God no, it will be regular people and it will be really good. As long as Ahmad isn't a part of it, please god don't put him on it.
Shit I found the ultimate dream car and it's up for sale at the local car auction, it's scary, it's huge, it eats cars, it's Robosaurus!!!!!!!! Fuck yeah it's for sale and man you know how many ladies I could get with that. I called Jennifer in the middle of work and told her I was selling my car and buying a new car, I was buying Robosaurus. She said no. But you can click here to read about the sale.
Monday is turning into to busy of a day for me. There's to much on TV. Here's what is on in about a 3 hour period. WWE Raw, the new terminator show, American Gladiators, and No Reservations. That's 5 hours of TV that I have to catch up on. Can't the networks spread it out for me, that's all I'm asking. Give me a break!!!!!
I told Jennifer that I wanted to go on vacation somewhere this year, so I asked her to come up with a place she would like to go to. She tells me Mertyl Beach. I asked her why, it's not that we like sitting on the beach and we don't like to golf. It's not some where that would interest us. I asked her why she wanted to go there. She said I asked her for a place and that is a place isn't it. She doesn't want to go there, she just threw it out since it was a place. This is what I deal with
It's not bad having to entertain my mom when she comes down here, take her shopping, go to some sport things and get some food. But a sad, scary day is coming. Jennifer's mom is coming down here for the first time ever. We've been in arizona 6 years and she will debut here soon. What the F am I going to do with her. She's coming down here to see the Cubs, she likes them. But damn, what else to do with her, she doesn't like to shop, and trust me, she's like Jennifer, she hates fun. Granted I got time to think about it, but it will suck amusing her.
Every time I would go to Vegas I would always do 1 thing. Go to Slots of Fun and get there hugh hot dog for 99 cents and also get a jumbo strawberry shortcake, which is just as cheap. So Jennifer and I took the bus down to Slots of Fun, it's right next to Circus Circus. We get there and sure enough they have moved the restaurant part to the front of the casino, it use to be in the back. And guess what, no more strawberry shortcake, dammit they hate me. This was 1 of the last good deals in Vegas, shit they are killing me. But the hot dog was still there, for now.
Hell yeah it's back last night and it was damn good. Layla Ali sucks ass and doesn't need to be on the show, she adds nothing, All the things you loved about the good show, plus a couple new events. Major change from the old show, in that they played the same events over week after week. Each contestant got the same events. Not on this version, some episodes it's some events and not others. The BEST part of the show is the female Gladiator, CRUSH. She's so fucking hot, plus in real life, she's a MMA fighter. Damn, I won't screw with her.
The WGA and GrubFever international, for the sake of national security, have come to a temporary agreement to allow the Grub Fever 08 slogan to be released on Friday, January 4. This marks a historic agreement that has left the nation waiting the longest it has ever had to wait for the offical GrubFever announcement. Grub Fever would like to thank Dave Coulier for brokering the epic deal.
Due to the writers strike, the Grub Fever 08 slogan has been delayed. More info pending. Ideas can be forwarded to the Grub Fever international offices e-mail at *********@hotmail.com
I've censored the fever address, not sure if that is supposed to be out there for the public
It's sad, but if a slot machine doesn't have a gimmic, other then winning money, I won't play it. It's gotta have lots of bells to it. Plus if the machine is a themed machine and a theme I know, it's even better. Jennifer and I played the Deal or No Deal slot machine for a while and did good on it. While in vegas, we played Sopranos slots, Kenny Rogers slots, and Munsters slots. I'm sure we played other themed ones too, but it's something we can connect to and give money to. Sad, but true.
