More random jerseys

Hell I saw another Brady Quinn jersey today, hell he must be doing really good, he must be going to make the pro bowl with all these jerseys I see of his. But I saw a really random jersey today.....a Jim McMahon jersey. Not a Bears McMahon jersey, not Chargers, not Eagles, not Vikings....but a Jim McMahon Packers jersey. How random was that, did the persons Blair Kiel, Anthony Dilweg, and J.T. O'Sullivan jersey all happen to be in the washing machine? Very very random jersey!!!!

Our next president!!!!

Shit I know nothing about this guy, but hell, he's got a scence of humor, plus he's Chuck Norris approved!!!!

Dear....

Dear Grocery Store Clerk,

Yeah it's nice that work lets you wear a football jersey on game day. It's nice to see that you support a team that doesn't get that much love, the Browns. But shit, why the fuck are you wearing a Brady Quinn jersey???? What was your Tim Couch jersey dirty???

Gone!!!!

My favorite young super hot cashier is gone from the grocery store. She was so fun to look at. To be honest, I only went to that store cause she was there, yes she was that hot. Oh well, I can go to my favorite grocery store for deals now. I returned to it tonight and sure enough, I was doing all my shopping and ta-da, no money. Left it in the car. So I returned there tonight and the cashier was goofing on me cause of the microwave burritos I get. My cashier never judged me.

Holiday Time...

The holiday season is upon us again and it can mean only 1 thing, it's time to dust off the fake christmas tree and put it up. It's not just any tree, it's the Star Wars Tree, it's only decorated in Star Wars ornaments. Yes I have enough for a tree, I think it's about 80 or so ornaments this year, things will be good!!!! The force will be with the tree. And yes, this drives Jennifer nuts. I might get a small tree and put it in a corner for her, so she can put things on it that she wants.

Speaking to soon...

While I was telling Jennifer I was happy that my new trainer didn't have me running around the parking lot with a huge rubber band on, while I drag her around. My old trainer use to do it with me and it was the worst part about the trainer. Well sure as shit, guess what we did today. I dragged her around the parking lot, but it was worse, cause she makes me run even farther and pulls harder on me. I think she's trying to kill me, I really do. Poor poor me, bitching about my trainer, yeah I know I'm a bitch.

Spoiled....

I think I'm really spoiled. Life is good, I'm watching the movie Flash Gordon in HD on my tv. Perhaps one of the best and worst movies all wrapped into 1. Bad acting, bad special effects, but a bitch sound track!!!! Plus I can do a great impression from the movie, it really is good. I can do an impression from this movie, Christopher Reeves in the commercial where he was walking, and also the introduction from American Idol. Just great impressions, please ask, I'll do them for you.

Hard Core in Phoenix!!!

Hell yeah we are hard core here!!!!

I'm old....

I'm doing something old people love to do, I'm feeding the birds. I set up a bird feeder outside the house and now I love to keep up with what's going on out there. Our house has become the popular place to hang out in the bird community. Plus we have a bird living with us now, well it sure does seem like it. The bird spends every night under our porch now. Doesn't move at night, but is gone in the morning. I'm sad, really sad

Speak to soon....

I'm telling Jennifer how nice it was to watch the MILF with the nice rack doing jumping jacks at the trainer. Telling Jennifer that I was so happy and so lucky to not have to put up with that, that I would hate doing that kind of shit, cause seeing someone like me doing that, just wouldn't be good. Sure as shit, the next day, guess who's doing that shit. And no, it's not a good thing to see my rack bouncing up and down.

Don't need it

My mom called me today wanting to know some important information. She wants to know how to text people. Shit, like I need her to know that. First I tried to pawn her off by saying her phone might not have it, so I send her a text to see if she does. Yeppers, she has it. So she called me back to tell me that, well I then told her I don't know since every phone is set up differently and that I would need to see her phone to help her. I hope she gets no help, cause I don't need her texting me.

Love and Hate....

I think I have a love/hate relationship with my trainer. I love her cause there is a smoking hot MILF that works out right before me and my trainer always has her put on a show for me. Today she was doing jumping jacks and making her huge rack bounce all around for me. Then she has the MILF do this spread ass squat kind of thing where she just spreads them open for me......thanks trainer. But I also hate her too cause she has me doing shit I can't do. Today she wanted me to do push ups for her. If you know me, you know that's not something I should be doing. But I did them for her.

New woman in my life....

I got the bad news from my trainer that he had to switch hours on me and wanted me to come at night, which doesn't really work for me. So I got switched to a new trainer and yes, she's smoking hot!!!! Think of Michelle Rodriguez, except younger and probably in better shape. Granted she kicks my ass at the club, but it happens. I'll grow into her routine in a bit, but right now it's tough on me. But looking at her, makes it easier.

My bad...

Hey my mom was in town, so I had to stay away from the computer and amuse her. She was only here for 3 days and with nothing going on here in town, it was a long 3 days. But it's over now, back to normal life, amen

Beware....

It's endless shrimp at Red Lobster right now. That's not good news for them, I will bankrupt them with this. Funny thing is, that almost happened. A couple years ago, they did endless crab legs. People went to town on them and Red Lobster lost a ton of money on that promotion. It got so bad that the president of the company was canned over it. Ooooops

Skin-a-max strikes back....

Had the maid over to clean the house and as normal, they do a really good job with it. This time, the only problem was that they pulled the blinds up in my office, which I never do. That's not to bad, but my office window is right next to my neighbors kitchen window. Once again not to bad. But once I bust out late night on skin-a-max with boobs everywhere on a big screen tv, I took notice real fast and brought down the blinds really fast. Don't want them watching busty busty bitches 28, well at least not watching it for free

What a plan....

I went to Jennifer with my grand plan today. Honestly, this might be the best plan ever. I told Jennifer that I wanted to drive over to LA and tear the city down, well not really tear it down. But I had it all planned out. We'd arrive in LA, from there would we go see Jimmy Kimmel Live. The next day we would go to Price is Right. After Price is Right is over, we would then go and watch 1 of the best things ever, which is making a heralded comeback, American Gladiators. But noooooooo, Jennifer hates fun and doesn't want to take part in my fun parade!!!!!

Save the Cheerleader....

Silly Girl