Don't need it

My mom called me today wanting to know some important information. She wants to know how to text people. Shit, like I need her to know that. First I tried to pawn her off by saying her phone might not have it, so I send her a text to see if she does. Yeppers, she has it. So she called me back to tell me that, well I then told her I don't know since every phone is set up differently and that I would need to see her phone to help her. I hope she gets no help, cause I don't need her texting me.