Porn!!!

OMG my favorite porn star Jesse Jane is coming to town for an autograph session. The thing is I've never seen any of her work. Really I haven't. So how is she my favorite porn star then, well I fell in love with her while she was starring in Family Business, a reality show on Showtime or as I like to call it, Blow-time. She just has such a stunning look to her, that if I saw her do her "work" I would either explode or be bummed out, since there would be no mystery left to her. I mean if I ever did see her movies then there would only be one mystery left, would she take it up the butt, but I'll never know since I haven't seen any of her movies.

Here she is:



















OMG look how exotic she is, she is just incredible!!!!!

Don't get me wrong, I've seen porn, just nothing with her in it. The movie she is doing a tour for is Pirates. I'm wondering if she is some sort of ass pirate and I can plunder her booty!!!!

It's friday night, so I might go, but I don't want to be that guy getting an autograph from a porn star. Ahhhh who knows, it would be nice to see her in person, but not all of her!! Wait, this movie costs $60!!!! Maybe I won't go, $60 for a porno movie, you have to be kidding!!!!