Porn Bomb

There's a new kind of bomb that is taking over the world, it's the porn bomb. Like like most people you are saying WTF is a 'Porn Bomb'? Well let me explain.....

So for my birthday the smoke shop from next door gave me some porno mags. They weren't your normal porno mags, they were really graphic and I honestly think I saw some girl's kidneys. BTW yes I did tell Jennifer about the mags. Why??? Well what's worse, them giving them to me or me having these magazines hidden in the house.

Back to the bomb.....

One of my employees was borrowing her niece's car this weekend, while the niece was out of town. So the car's battery died and I went over to try and jump it. Well that didn't work, but since I was there and I know this niece, I thought I would leave her a little surprise. Now please understand the employees niece is a sexual freak..... So I popped her trunk, grabbed one of my pornos and opened it spread out showing some freaky naked ass woman, shut the trunk and went on my way.

Well the next day the niece went to open her trunk at work and was shocked to see what was inside. She then went and called her husband and yelled at him wanting to know what he was going with the porn. He denied it left and right. So she then called her aunt (my employee) and asked her if she knew anything about it. She denied it left and right and then thought it might of been one of my employees kids porn. At that point she admited that it was me. I laid the first 'Porn Bomb'

Striking once just wasn't good enough for me. So when I showed up for work today the produce guy was there and he was already inside the store. Well sure enough, it was time for another porn bomb. I grabbed a porn out of my car, spread it out to some fat naked chick, put it on his front seat and just went into the store. The produce guy left the store and we didn't hear anything from him, so me and the employees peaked outside and sure enough he was paging through it in his truck.

Giving the produce guy a bomb wasn't enough, so we decided we would give them to the cleaning supply guy that comes every wednesday. So I distraced him for a while and one of the employees went and set the porn bomb in his truck. Sure enough, he went back out to his truck and was shocked. He came back and said thanks for the porno and was red as an apple he was so embarassed.

Well since we bombed the produce and cleaning guys today, we figured we would bomb the food delivery guy since he also delivers today. By now u know the routine, we drop the porn bomb on his driving seat. He got back into his semi cab, was shocked, looked around to see if anyone was watching him, looked around some more, got in his truck and went on his way.

Ahhhh......the porn bomb has gone off. Not sure when it will go off again since I'm out of nasty ass porn, but will ask the smoke shop for some more so the bomb can go off again.